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The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse

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Could be worse, I've got a spoon and a ceramic dog with a leash. :lol:
 
*looks to left and sees a blanket*
*looks to right and sees a camera cell phone*
*switches them*
I can now be like Frank West and take photos. :D
 
The Dictionary of British Sign Language. It's certainly big enough to cave a few heads in...
 
a metal candleholder with small mirror-balls hanging from its arms. (dont ask.)

the candleholder could work as a club. its pretty heavy, but also quite short, so id have to get uncomfortably close.

the mirror-balls, however... fuck the apocalypse, disco time!
 
Earplugs, so I don't hear them coming and a Paysafecard with a few bucks left.
 
A glass, battery recharger currently holding 4 AAA batteries, stapler (empty) and a hole punch. Not too good. Though to my right I have a Ukelele, totally kick some zombie ass with a ukelele!
 
a zoom lens .. and .. MINT OIL .. be aware zombies
 
Coat hangers and a bunch of shoes...I may not kill him, but I'll certainly flog the heck out of him.
 
32 oz "thermos" brand coffee cup (full and hot)...small stereo...large window.

Hey, I can leap out and down, totally caffene wired and with a song in my

overtaxed heart...EH?

Fucking illegal zombies...wheres the border patrol agents?
 
illgetbi said:
I also have a pair of headphones...maybe I could strangle a zombie or two.

Do their brains die if you cut off the oxygen?
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You have to destroy their heads. I think the headphones are not very useful.

I think you are still fucked, but maybe it's not that bad :P

 
A Westcott titanium letter-opener with rubber grip handle... I'm good. ;)

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