The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse

[Audio Tech]

Uh, oh....

Half a cup of coffee, a waste paper basket (empty) and a cd.

Why am I so ill prepared???

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm finally in luck! To my left is my gun cabinet.

Which ironically has a bottle of scotch sitting on top of it. I can get em drunk first!

(hey, if the govt can put alcohol, tobacco and firearms together, why can't I?)

Immediately to my left is a fucking enormous, heavy full-spectrum lamp. I think I'm set.

Immediately to my left is my service dog. Just beyond him is my ice axe.

Ten feet to my right is a freaking enormous, heavy, full-spectrum, 600-watt full-spectrum lamp.

Ashy, turn your lamp on -- I'll grab mine and hand it to you. With my dog and the ice axe, I'll fight our way to my Dodge 4WD pickup. We plug the lamps into the converter, and head off to pick up everyone with something useful for a weapon.....

Priorities:

firearms

swords

I can see a movie here: GAYS v ZOMBIES (JUB Studios, 2011).

 

[AlmondMilk]

Bills?

Yup, I'm totally fucked as well


This will be the song I'll play as zombies munch on me while I try fighting with bills

 

[Lefty]

^

Dude.....

didn't they e-mail or smoke signal you?

A.T. and T, Business Telecom , Cox Business,

Vorizon and Telstra down under are out.

Suck it up man...its fisticuffs time.

 

[LilBit]

either a blackberry Curve, a small fan, 3 hole punch, stapler, or a screwdriver.

First thing I would grab on my left, my blackberry... Would have to tweet this. xD

/dies

Ha! Why am I not surprised?

(Good to see you on JUB again, BTW...)

 

[omminc]

Again my phone, but also my wallet... well, if I chose the wallet I'll just throw them mass amounts of maxed out credit cards. xD Maybe all the negative numbers will hurt them like they hurts me? xD

Ha! Why am I not surprised?

(Good to see you on JUB again, BTW...)

(I pop on from time to time, mostly lurk.)

 

[silosybin]

immediately on my left is... a couch. unhelpful. i could use it to hold a door shut, i guess.

now if i was hulk, then it would be a pretty solid weapon.

 

[Audio Tech]

Bills?

Yup, I'm totally fucked as well


This will be the song I'll play as zombies munch on me while I try fighting with bills

Don't forget paper cuts! Those bills have sharp edges...

 

[G-Lexington]

I've got a turntable. Maybe I can take on the Zombies in a battle on the wheels of steel?

Lex