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The object to your left is your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocolypse

I have an x-acto knife.

Seriously.

yay.
 
I guess it's a good thing I play with my katana so much, huh? It's right here on my bed. :D According to my Zombie Survival Guide, the katana is considered one of the absolute best bladed weapons for battling the undead. Anybody wanna come with me? I'll be kicking some zombie ass, then I'm hitting the bar! :jab: (UU)
 
There is no object to the left of me...



...except for an old tube of my Mom's mascara that she never uses in the room beyond the hall.

What do I do?
 
I have a very sturdy stool that could be used as is or broken into smaller brain-bashing implements.

Are we thinking about the same Battle Royale? :confused:

Cause the one I'm thinking of would not be fun at all. :lol:

Especially when we all get fitted with those collars...

I think getting fitted for collars would be the last fun moment.
 
A sony e-book reader and a bottle of febreze.... I am so fucked....:dead:
 
hmm.. a decorative marble pillar,
a bit heavy to swing around though xD
and on top of it, one of them pink salt-crystals, you know, the ones you put candles in?
well, i guess it could be worse!

 
I've got a rather heavy desk lamp...and a printer.

Thankfully, a hit with either would give me the time I need to get to wall nearest the bed and grab both of the daggers currently adorning my wall; after that, I should be set for a little while...
 
Oh, dear. I have a choice between a flier advertising upcoming events sponsored by the Arabic program at my university and a half-empty package of peanut butter Newman-O's. I guess I can read the flier and snack on the rest of the cookies while the zombies eat my brain.
 
I have my Droid 2 and my copy of Rachel Zoe's "Style A to Zoe".

So...I'm le screwed. Hehe.

I'll need some rescuing.
 
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This is awesome, love the style of illustration and particularly the.... whoa, whoa whoa...

Wait, someone is already working on my life story? And they made me a girl? Alright, who the hell do I sue!? :grrr:
 
Well I have a set of kitchen knives and a cleaver. Will that help me?
 
^You're using an innocent helpless kitten as a bait while you make your escape!? :eek: Why you bloodless filth! :mad:

:lol: :jk:
 
I'm finally in luck! To my left is my gun cabinet.

Which ironically has a bottle of scotch sitting on top of it. I can get em drunk first!

(hey, if the govt can put alcohol, tobacco and firearms together, why can't I?) :p
 
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