Think of a Song About Masturbating

[hungprep]

Back to the Fairytale World of Queens and Footmen and Faëries and Tossers and other such common, 'unsavoury' types – Merrie Olde Englande… ('Oh, I say, Chauncey… Jolly Good! Whut ho? Pip-pip! Ra-a-ther!')


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3DznZxHlc&fmt=18"]Adolescent Sex Japan[/ame]


'With the sidewalks trading love/As subway lights grow brighter/We're just another hype/But the pressure's getting harder/<Get it up, get it up, get it up, take it much higher>…/All lover's etiquette/Make love on first impression/And adolescent sex/With juvenile intentions/<Get it up, get it up, get it up, take it much higher>…/Whatever gets you through the night/Just keep on dancing/Whatever gets you through the night/Just keep on dancing/Whatever gets you through the night/Just keep on dancing/Whatever gets you through the… night…/<Get it up, get it up, get it up, take it much higher>…/Well, the lady buys a thrill/Excitement in succession/But a heartache won't partake/In articulate obsession…/<Get it up, get it up, get it up, take it much higher>…/Well, pretty things at rest/No courtesy, surprising/For love is heaven blessed/All catastrophes, denying/<Get it up, get it up, get it up, take it much higher>…/Whatever gets you through the night/Just keep on dancing/Whatever gets you through the night/Just keep on dancing/Whatever gets you through the night/Just keep on dancing/Whatever gets you through the… night…/Well, you're out on the street/With your lover's infections/Count impossibilities/By elimination/And your body still damp/From your one-room apartment/And your heartache reminds me/Love's <not in any?> doubt/You submerge again…/Emerge again…/Just get out the strain…/Whatever gets you through the night…' ~ David Sylvian, 1978
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmp7-EpNsbY&fmt=18"]Billy Liar The Decemberists[/ame]


'So, he sits and lets the current take him/A gentle breeze will leave his pants in disarray/And at his ankles lain/As he drifts to sleep with a moan and a weep/He is decked by a Japanese Geisha with a garland of pearls/How she twists and twirls…'
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[HugoB]

Happiness Comes High...

´

.................... .................. .............. Sugar Creek, Companero


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqeK1MzSlsI&playnext=1&list=PLE068D3229F3D9F6D[/ame]




[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnRojo75dCc[/ame]



http://badcatrecords.com/BadCat/SUGARcreek.htm




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[hungprep]

^ Wow, Herr Weingut! Another gr8 find! 'Sugar Creek' remind me a lot of 'It's a Beautiful Day.' (You know… <sings> 'White. Bir-r-r-rd… She must fly-y-y-y…') Any connection?

San Francisco must have been amazing in those days, too – the 'Sixties'… Haight Ashbury, Golden Gate Park, the Fillmore Auditorium, the Avalon Ballroom, the Family Dog, the Matrix, the Troubadour, the Keystone Korner… so many other, sweet places to hear the music (and to do the drugs) that shaped not only that generation, but also those to come…

How old did you say you were again, anyway? 8)


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjCdFW2du_U&fmt=18"]Across the Sea Weezer[/ame]


^ Live in Japan – from MTV Japan, 2005

'They don't make stationery like this where I'm from/So fragile, so refined/So I sniff, and I lick your envelope/And fall to little pieces every time/I wonder what clothes you wear to school/I wonder how you decorate your room/I wonder how you touch yourself/And curse myself for being across the sea…/Why are you so far away from me?/I need help, you're way across the sea/I could never touch you/I think it would be wrong/I've got your letter/You've got my song…' ~ Rivers Cuomo

OK, I promise, that's my last reference – however oblique (or pervy) – to Japan for a while (or at least until the next cataclysmic earthquake/tsunami/potential nuclear meltdown…). Let's all think Happy Thoughts about Jacking Off, shall we?

I know, I will…

And to all my new 'viewers' – all twenty, or so, of you – Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! ようこそ！Circle Jerk!

Seriously, join in – post a 'Merrie Melody' of your own (the rules are practically non-existent), make a comment, anything… I don't mind keeping the thread alive, when I have the time ('singlehandedly' if necessary), but it's also nice to know I'm not just doing it in a vacuum…

(And, no, that last bit is not some elaborate pun, referencing 'Penis Pumps' – but, yeah, the 'singlehandedly' was meant as a joke!) Cheers!
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[HugoB]

´
Sugar Creek is no San Francisco group. They were from Boston like
Ford Theatre, Earth Opera, Ill Wind, Orpheus, Beacon Street Union,
Quill, Ultimate Spinach....

Although never as famous as the bigger bands from the Bay Area in the late
sixties, and despite that many of them split after only one or two albums, two
handfuls of those Massachusetts' acts matched the very best Frisco bands
in terms of individuality, creativity & acid inspiration:

................................. http://www.punkblowfish.com/BosstownSound.html





[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJuIQ9r3_I[/ame]




[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZtZRmlqQSE[/ame]



PS:

How old did you say you were again, anyway?

I said nothing. But still 33. No surprise - don't forget: there are teenagers
around with outstanding taste and passion for Westcoast & Psychedelic
from the late sixties... http://theredhippieteenager.blogspot.com/

...referencing 'Penis Pumps'...

That's no shame. Many well hungs use them to enter the royal 10plus-league...

 

[hungprep]

^_^ First off, I need to make another correction (I've really been messing up lately) – as far as 'Boredoms' is concerned (above) that was Eye Yamatsuka's chief collaborator Keiji Haino (not the band's amazing, young drummer Yoshimi) introducing their segment at the 2001 Fuji Rock Festival, and, similarly, I should have said that was 'Eye, Keiji, Yoshimi and a whole lot of other drummers' for the vid 77BOARDRUM. Mille pardons.

Now, what did I say was the band's name?

Howard Devoto (formerly of the 'Buzzcocks') with his new band – from a Peel Session, 1978…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTwlBD2Dxc&fmt=18"]Boredom Magazine[/ame]


'So, I'm living in this movie/But it doesn't move me/So, tell me/Who are you trying to arouse?/Get your hands out of my trousers…/You know me/I'm acting dumb/You know the scene/Very humdrum…/Boredom/Boredom…'

Phew – last entry on this clearly over-whelmed page! Let's all give thanks, as we move the thread along…
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoYiQ8Qsozk&fmt=18"]Boredom Buzzcocks (with Howard Devoto)[/ame]


'Yeah, well, I say what I mean/I say what comes to my mind/I never get around to things/I live a straight, straight line…/You know me/I'm acting dumb/You know the scene/Very humdrum…/Boredom/Boredom…/I'm living in this movie/But it doesn't move me/I'm the man that's waiting for the phone to ring/Hear it ring-a-ding-a-fucking-ding…/You know me/I'm acting dumb/You know the scene/Very humdrum…/Boredom/Boredom…/You see, there's nothing behind me/I'm already a has-been/My future ain't what it was/Well, I think I know the words that I mean…/You know me/I'm acting dumb/You know the scene/Very humdrum…/B'dum, b'dum…/I've taken this extravagant journey/So, it seems to me/I just came from nowhere/And I'm going straight back there…'

Live (Guess, where?)… That's right! Boston! Not 1960, though, in 1980…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfKdzpta-Ss&fmt=18"]Boredom Buzzcocks (Pete Shelley)[/ame]


Live, Blackburn 2007 [?]…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXLkVqGTy3U&fmt=18"]Boredom Buzzcocks[/ame]


Bored? (Yet?)
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[hungprep]

Ho hum – 'Idle hands are the Devil's playthings' (or something like that)…

Saith one of the Calvinist Puritans in (You got it!)…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwxJ7uvb_Ng&fmt=18"]Boston![/ame]


'You must understand this, I've watched you for so long/That I feel I've known you, I know it can't be wrong/If we just get together, I want to make you see/I'm dreaming of your sweet love tonight, so, Mamma, let it be/Let me take you home tonight/Mamma, now, its all right/Let me take you home tonight/I'll show you sweet delight…/I want to show you sweet delight, show you sweet delight/Pretty Mamma, I want to show you sweet delight…/<Let me take you home tonight>/Ahh… You know, I want to take you home/<Let me take you home tonight>/Ahh… I don't want to be alone…'

Tsk, pathetic, really!
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[ShihTzuTylenol]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxsb2AtRsy8"]mount the sweethog[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

^_^ Wow! That song (and picture) practically reek of beer and cum…

Sweet!

Rock on! (Rox off!)


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQSkIFhuli0&fmt=18"]Love Bites Def Leppard[/ame]


Live at Don Valley Stadium, Sheffield 1983…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfyDgNbaiyg&fmt=18"]Love Bites Def Leppard[/ame]


'When you make love, do you look in the mirror?/Who do you think of, does he look like me?/Do you tell lies and say that it's forever?/Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see?/Ooh, Babe, ooh, yeah…/When you're alone, do you let go?/Are you wild 'n' willin', or is it just for show?/Ooh, c'mon…'
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[hungprep]

A GF turned me on to this band when I was twelve or thirteen – a few years later, she went to Smith…

As 'Michael Scott' would say, 'Hmm… I wonder if she knew they were gay?'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjLqEPXxEWo&fmt=18"]Little Babies Sleater-Kinney[/ame]


'Dum dum, dee dee dee, dum dum, dee dum doo/All the little babies go, “Oh, oh, I want to”/Dum dum, dee dee dee, dum dum dee dum, yeah/Rock the little babies with one, two, three, four…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3foQjJWMLgg&fmt=18"]All Hands on the Bad One Sleater-Kinney[/ame]


'You can't get to heaven in a silver spoon/You can polish everything/Except for the mark on you/Come be the first in line/To shake the hand of mine/<They call you out and up>/All Hands on the Bad One/All Hands on the Bad One <We would be no better, we would be no better…>'
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[hungprep]

OK, as always, I take your deafening silence to mean, 'Oh, please, Sir… Give us more!'

So, here's a couple more…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubyVReV2gDc&fmt=18"]Get Up Sleater-Kinney[/ame]


'And when the body finally starts to let go/Let it all go at once /Not piece by piece/But like a whole bucket of stars/Dumped into the universe/Whoosh, watch it go…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQkNoZ8PiWc"]You're No Rock and Roll Fun Sleater-Kinney[/ame]


'You're no rock n' roll fun/Like a party that's over/Before it's begun/You're no walk in the park/More like a shot in the dark/With clues left for no one…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LbvFckptY&fmt=18"]I'm So Excited The Pointer Sisters[/ame]


'I'm so excited/And I just can't hide it/I'm about to lose control/And I think I like it…'

And, live on Russell Harty (BBC 1981)…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVE6C_m4IZA&fmt=18"]Slow Hand The Pointer Sisters[/ame]


'I want a man with a slow hand/I want a lover with an easy touch/I want somebody who will spend some time/Not come (and go) in a heated rush/I want somebody who will understand/When it comes to love, I want a slow hand…'
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[hungprep]

^ Nice one, joswanprince! Welcome to the… club…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4H_Zoh7G5A&fmt=18"]On the Floor Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull)[/ame]


'I'm loose <loose>/And everybody knows, I get off the chain/Baby, it's the truth <the truth>/I'm like Inception, I play with your brain/So, I don't sleep or snooze <snooze>/I don't play no games, so don't, d-don't, d-don't, d-don't get it confused, no/Cause you will lose, yeah/Now, now, pump-pa-pump-pa-pump-pa-pump it up/And back it up like a Tonka truck <Dial it>…/If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor/If you're a party freak, then step on the floor/If you're an animal, then tear up the floor/Break a sweat on the floor/Yeah, we rock on the floor…'
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[ShihTzuTylenol]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQFMY9cyzGo"]I met a man - he shook my hand...[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

Hé, mec, quoi de neuf?

Ouais, le regroupement DFD à Baltimore le mois prochain…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKG-hUBDSlE&fmt=18"]Dirty Pictures The Radio Stars[/ame]


^ Makes a perverse kind of sense – an 'audio only' vid for a song called Dirty Pictures…
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[ShihTzuTylenol]

Ruth Pointer is one sexy bitch Hung, you sure know how to get my blood pumpin' in the morning bro hehe...[wet tongue kissz for ya sexyman!]

and Sleater-Kinney have my heart when they belt out I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTHpfZhfQbk"]yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah![/ame]

and who can forget Bikini Kill's immortal classic, Suck My Left One

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcevUBKRZek&feature=related"]lol[/ame]

and what about Brody Dalle-Armstrong and the Distillers' Beat Your Heart Out?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dJ5ueKu0w&feature=related"]you make my heart beat faster[/ame]

and by default we have to recall the work of Jack Off Jill with a couple brilliant pieces of pseudo-postpunk raunch with savage undertones; first off, Swollen

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2HEpaotCDA"]if I piss in your eye....[/ame]

and their terrific cover of the Cure's timeless classic Love Song

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoYCI8G6x6w&feature=related"]and when I tug at myself its cause I'll always love you[/ame]

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

J'aime le DogFashionDisco, Nine to Five at the Morgue est magnifique, no?

Trent Reznor won an Oscar a couple months ago...
Capital G is about a big jackoff that used to live in the White House lol
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mir0tkiS8CY"]theres a lot of me inside you and a little's leaking out[/ame]

and lets go retro with a conservative redneck bowhunter from rural Michigan

The Motor City Madman, Mr Loin Cloth himself, Ted Nugent

Flesh and Blood
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2KF-fqYgB8"]tell ya what I'm gonna do...[/ame]

hehehe I love it! Ole Ted might say some of the damnedest things but that dude's one bad mo-foe with his guitar!

a little Hair of the Dog from Nazareth

I heard what they're saying about you
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEG0-3xlAkg&feature=related"]and I guess it must be true[/ame]

now here's one of Aerosmith's hidden masterpieces
Nobody's Fault

Sorry, you're so sorry
Don't be sorry
Man has known
And now he's blown it
Upside down and hell's the only sound
We did an awful job
And now they say it's nobody's fault

Old St. Andres
Seven years ago
Shove it up their richters
Red lines stop and go
Noblemen of courage
Listen with their ears
Spoke but how discouragin'
When no one really hears

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmXmuAmH4s"]Eyes are full of desire Mind is so ill at ease [/ame]
Everything is on fire
Shit piled up with debris

and if that ain't masturbation stripped to its rawest form, I don't know what is...HaHA!

S.O.S. Too Bad

'cause I'm a bad
lonely school boy
and I'm a rat
and it's too bad,
'can't get me none of that!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC2Wbo4UqXY&feature=related"]it's too bad[/ame]

I like in the liner notes where the band thanks everyone that didn't throw fireworks onto the stage that night hehehe awesome! One of my favorite live albums/ they really capture the electricity between the band and the audience and the depth of the emotional release.

And their classic cover of the Beatles' Come Together to round out this session of Tuggie Toy Tunes
he got hair down to his knees
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv0_6z5DGyI&feature=related"]got to be a joker he just do what he please[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

^ Whoa! Just when I resolved not to overload the 'downloading' time of the thread pages with too many, multiple-song submissions, you keep pulling me back in… (In fack, I think you may have started it, around last Christmas, when we both went a little nutz – or at least I did.)

But I'm going to forebear this time and just dust off a single, olden but golden gasser by that other band from Boston…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6VwxbjuiQ0&fmt=18"]Hoodoo Voodoo Medicine Man Aerosmith[/ame]


'Silence, I'm ashamed, I was left as a child/Dragged from the cradle, I was weaned in the wild/Ran with the wolf pack, flesh torn to shreds/In the “Compensations,” I was left there for dead…/Read it in the paper, it ain't fair/You-Know-Who, today, don't seem to care/Livin', lovin', gettin' loose, masturbatin' with a noose/Now, someone's kickin' out the chair/Yak, Yak, Yak, Ye-ow…'
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[hungprep]

Well, I see, today, I'm back to my solitary pleasures…

And you better know, there's nothing wrong with that!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-sVIr_9kw&fmt=18"]Bright Red Chords Loomis and The Lust[/ame]


'I put the needle in the groove/To a song that fits my mood/I watch the record spin around/Into a wall of sound…/Bright red chords/On jet black vinyl/Dancing to the beat/The music is primal/Bright red chords/On jet-black vinyl/Dancing to the beat/The music is primal…/It hits my hips before my mind/My feet are working overtime/Shoes slapping on the floor/Come on, let’s rock some more…/Drenched in sweat/But we ain’t done yet/We’ll be drenched in sweat/But we ain’t done yet…'
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