Think of a Song About Masturbating

[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRai43YkM_c&fmt=18"]Raised on the Radio Ravyns[/ame]


'Just an All-American Boy/I've got my favorite toy…'
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[hungprep]

This vid still cracks me up!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOBrXd5WPpA&fmt=18"]Who Am I to Feel So Free? MEN[/ame]


Featuring JD Samson (of Le Tigre) – looking très butch with her 'Cantinflas' 'staches, not to mention the telescoping… lighthouse?

'Changed our names/Used our hands/We found options that were better than a man's/Radical surgery, prosthetic sex/We built this world, and we are asking your best…' ~ Emily Roysdon


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MTrPZIN03c&fmt=18"]Who Am I to Feel So Free? MEN Live[/ame]


Live @ Fingerprints in Long Beach, February 1, 2011 – with Ladybug Transistor’s Michael O’Neill and Ginger Brooks Takahashi
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDwYaZKfnM&fmt=18"]Le Disko Shiny Toy Guns[/ame]


'If what they say is true/You’re a boy, and I'm a girl/I will never fall in love with you…/We're gonna ride the race cars/We’re gonna dance on fire/We’re the girls of Le Disko/Supersonic overdrive…'
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[HugoB]

Fresh Meat Inc.

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6jB65023Qg&playnext=1&list=PLDB16C5ABD127FB29[/ame]


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[hungprep]

^ Rauchst du nach dem Sex?

(For some reason, that joke is funnier in English…)


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDn_3VysILs&fmt=18"]The Handsome Cabin Boy Kate Bush[/ame]


'Tis of a pretty female/As you may understand/Her mind being bent for rambling/Unto some foreign land/She dressed herself in sailor's clothes/Or so it does appear/And she hired with a captain/To serve him for a year…/Her cheeks they were like roses/And her hair rolled in a curl/The sailors often smiled and said/He looked just like a girl/But eating of the captain's biscuit/Her colour did destroy/And the waist did swell of pretty Nell/The handsome cabin boy…/Twas in the bay of Biscay/Our gallant ship did plow/One night among the sailors/Was a fearful flurry and row/They tumbled from their hammocks/For their sleep it did destroy/And they swore about the groaning/Of the handsome cabin boy…/“Oh, Doctor, Dear, oh, Doctor”/The cabin boy did cry/“My time has come, I am undone/And I will surely die”/The doctor come a-runnin'/And a-smilin' at the fun/To think a sailor lad should have/A daughter or a son…/The sailors, when they saw the joke/They all did stand and stare/The child belonged to none of them/They solemnly did swear/The captain's wife, she says to him/“My dear, I wish you joy/For tis either you or me's betrayed/The handsome cabin boy”…' ~ Ewan MacColl
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwGfP98vGM&fmt=18"]Sodomy Hair (the musical)[/ame]


'Sodomy, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Pederasty/Father, why do these words sound so nasty?/Masturbation can be fun/Join the holy orgy/Kama Sutra/Everyone…' ~ Galt MacDermot and Tom Pierson
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[hungprep]

Eric 'The White Man's' Burdon turned 70 years old today, so in honor of that milestone/millstone, here's Otis Redding to welcome him to Soul Heaven…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQknxjce3_Q&fmt=18"]Hold On, I'm Coming Eric Burdon[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Unreleased track – subtítulos en español…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBGnEVWL9M8&fmt=18"]Masturbation Limp Bizkit[/ame]


'Don't need these conversations/That feel like masturbation/Too much anticipation/So, shut it up/Just shut it up/Shut it up…'

Hey, Shih Tzu, do you think that comment was directed at Wes Borland, BAC?
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[ShihTzuTylenol]

Peter's pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy pepper
WHY!?!
Meeting John, Dale and Junior - Winked an eye, point a finger
WHY!?
A former cop (undercover) just got shot, now recovered
Why...?
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOW!

Mind delusions acquainted - Bubbles erotica
Plutonium wedding rings
Icicle stretchings - Bicycle shoestrings
One flag, flaggy but one
Painting the paintings of the alive (a pearly semen hue)
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4-DFsITeiU"]I-E-A-I-A-I-O[/ame]

Coal Chamber with Ozzy
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiUeztBAEQo"]you know you gotta Shock the Monkey[/ame]


and this next one is like his penis is talking to him hehehe I LOVE IT! HAHAhA!

if I fall along the way, lift me up and get me off
if I get too tired to make it, pump me hard so I can cum
if I need some other lover's hand, give me more than I can stand
and when my smile gets old and faded, wait around - I'll smile again

it shouldn't be so complicated
just hold and then...just hold me again
can't you help me? I'm bent
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=969RAKkYESU"]keep breaking me in.... [/ame]
if I couldn't sleep, could you sleep? would you paint me a better spot?Could you sympathize with my needs? I know you think I need a lot
I started out clean but I'm jaded
just phoning it in -- just breaking my skin
it shouldn't be so complicated
just touch and then...just touch me again
and this is how we will end, with you and me...bent




[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPvWAeprmI"]and let it fly from heaven to this world again[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ip4Pzfuf8&feature=related"]I can't believe you...[/ame] you bend your words like Uri Geller's spoons

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I like Shiny Toy Guns, and yeah, Limp and Wes don't love each other anymore hehe

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mgjZK46_uw&feature=fvwrel"]lol, dancing syringes hehe[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45HPaTF0u7U&feature=related"]i guess i'm blind it's fine with me cause i'm going to keep trying[/ame]


now the rain man gave me two cures and he said, "Jump right in."
one was Texas medicine, and the other was just railroad gin

and like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind
now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Ic2-N8Vo0&feature=related"]oooh mama can this really be the end? [/ame]


i love these dancers in the background....that's real masturbation hehehe
I know I let you tell me what to do
you were confident you knew best
now things are working like you want them to
your confidence is what I detest
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiLGI7rIEcY"]you got me jerking back and forth[/ame]

there is a thought that keeps me thinking
like a stone inside my shoe
it is a vision reoccurring
a dirty window I can see you through

you think its funny, but what I see is true
the reason that I live like this is all because of you

 

[hungprep]

^_^ Ooh, Man, ShihTzu, you did it again! Y'all give me too much to work with, and, you know, I go all ADHD (and me with a big LAX game tomorrow and a need to turn in early)…

Sick! (Which, of course, under normal circumstances, means 'Good!')

But 'Bent?' Ow! My hands just instinctively go to cup my junk…

But, speaking of which, you'd def be impressed by the 'cup' I have to wear… A person could play Jai alai with it. It looks like (and is about the size of) a fronton. I feel silly with it on… Silly, I tell you, but, sí, Mano, muy safe!

So here's my response to Bent – live, from Petaluma CA, August 17, 1980…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Owtc4bJuaY&fmt=18"]Be Stiff Devo[/ame]


'Go solo, no-no two's, and/Deep sleepers jerk the root…'
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[hungprep]

Live at The Warfield, San Francisco, 1993…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlPV-7GT68&fmt=18"](He's My) Best Friend Jellyfish[/ame]


Live, German TV show, early '90s…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2krsx7IUEQ&fmt=18"](He's My) Best Friend Jellyfish[/ame]


'I've known him all my life/It seems so inconceivable/At thirteen, we shook hands/But we've
been always inseparable/He's cinnamon on my toast/We're so close…/That's not to say we haven't had our share of arguments/He's so unpredictable/He winks acknowledgments/When I would rather he closed his eye/Than push me aside…/My hand's a five leaf clover/It's Palm Sunday over and over/I never had the luck of swingers/Till I was wrapped around your finger…/He's my best friend/He's my best friend/He's my best friend/I'm his best friend/He's my best friend…

'You don't need a brain to have a/Stroke of genius/Or a beautiful girl to let down your curls/Cos growing up is hard enough/When you're a powder keg for powder puffs/<Whether we're staying in or hanging out>/I'd never ask another on a <date to the ball>/He doesn't need a rubber sweater <or alcohol>/Cos he gets tipsy from exchanging looks/And a little misty, reading sticky, blue, dirty books/But he's my best friend/He's my best friend/I'm his best friend/He's my best friend…

'My hand's a five leaf clover/It's Palm Sunday over and over/I never had the luck of swingers/Till I was wrapped around your fingers/He's my best friend/<We could hold hands for hours>/He's my best friend/<In the bedroom or showers>/He's my best friend/<I pick him up when he's feeling down>/He's my best friend/<I guess he's always been hanging around>/He's my best friend/<He gets lonely now and then>/He's my best friend/<And he gets shy round other men>/I'm his best friend/<It seems I've reached the end of My Best Friend>'
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[hungprep]

Live, 1983…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLxhvMueq48&fmt=18"]Mental Beat Hanoi Rocks[/ame]


'The beat is getting stronger/I can't take it any longer/Every time I try to sleep I wake up to/This beat inside of me/You can't ignore this beat/You have to get up…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE&fmt=18"]Mirror in the Bathroom The [English] Beat[/ame]


'Mirror in the bathroom/Please, talk free/The door is locked/Just you and me/Can I take you to a restaurant/That's got glass tables/You can watch yourself/While you are eating…/Mirror in the bathroom/I just can't stop it/Every Saturday, you see me/Window shopping/Find no interest/In the racks and shelves/Just ten thousand reflections/Of my own sweet self, self, self…/Mirror in the bathroom/You're my mirror in the bathroom/You're my mirror in the bathroom…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhElCQLpCPo&fmt=18"]David Watts The Kinks[/ame]


'And when I lie on my pillow at night/I dream I could fight like David Watts/Lead the school team to victory/And take my exams and pass the lot/<Wish I could be> I wish I could be like David Watts…/He is the Head Boy at the school/He is the Captain of the team/He is so gay and fancy-free/And I wish all his money belonged to me <Hey!>/And I wish I could be like David Watts…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tLIZsijVwg&fmt=18"]David Watts The Jam[/ame]
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTmQ14jHdgA&fmt=18"]Me and My Mirror… Julian Velard[/ame]


'Pleasure always leads me to pain/Call me crazy, call me a lad insane/Yeah…/Oh, my love, I'm singing with the spiders tonight/Underneath the bedroom light/Me and my mirror on a Saturday night…/Oh, my love, I'm rolling out the thunder tonight/Being alone never felt so right/Me and my mirror on a Saturday night/Saturday night…'
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[hungprep]

Here's to the 'Mod Revival,' may it come around again…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L-CWdiM00s&fmt=18"]Dreamdolls The Chords[/ame]
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koCVMAyHWN0&fmt=18"]Straight Shooter The Mamas and the Papas[/ame]


'Don't get me mad; don't tell no lie/Don't make me sad; don't pass me by/Baby, are you holding, holding anything but me?/Cos I'm a real straight shooter, if you know what I mean…/You can bring me love; you can hang around/You can bring me up; don't you bring me down/Baby, are you holding, holding anything but me?/Cos I'm a real straight shooter, if you know what I mean…/I've been searching all night, just to find what I'm looking for/Baby, Baby, treat me right, or I won't come round your door/No more…/You can bring me love; you can hang around/You can bring me up; don't you bring me down/Baby, are you holding, holding anything but me?/Cos I'm a real straight shooter, if you know what I mean…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDdZlSsxbOQ&fmt=18"]Cigaro System of a Down[/ame]


'My cock is much bigger than yours/My cock can walk right through the door/With a feeling so pure/It's got you screaming back for more…'
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