This ghetto trash wants some damn chicken!!!!

[giorgiobaby]

Yes Fab, but then you have to ask if they chicken today

 

[Gussss]

Close to the base where I work there is a Popeye's and a Church's chicken right across the street from one another. The neighborhood is predominately African-American, but I noticed that there weren't any African-Americans in the Church's place.

Once when an African-American co-worker and I were going to lunch, I suggested Church's and he refused to go there. I asked him why and he told me that there was a rumor that they put something in their chicken to steralize African-American men. WTF! Has anybody ever heard of this rumor?

 

[Willie Boy]

You'd choke on this chicken, son.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Once when an African-American co-worker and I were going to lunch, I suggested Church's and he refused to go there. I asked him why and he told me that there was a rumor that they put something in their chicken to steralize African-American men. WTF! Has anybody ever heard of this rumor?

That used to be (and apparently still is) a popular rumor, that the Klan owned Church's and tried to sterilize black men.

Aside from the idiocy of the idea, there's the irony that Church's actually spread to urban neighborhoods before KFC.

 

[Gussss]

That used to be (and apparently still is) a popular rumor, that the Klan owned Church's and tried to sterilize black men.

Aside from the idiocy of the idea, there's the irony that Church's actually spread to urban neighborhoods before KFC.

My question to him was what would prevent it from steralizing every other man who ate the chicken?

I wonder how these things get started?

 

[JUB]

The video makes it seem like only African Americans go to Popeyes??! Honestly, I've never been there, so I don't know.

....I always thought their hangout was the KFC

 

[figjam]

"How can you run outta chicken?"

Uhhh, let's see, by giving it out for free maybe? Stupid bitch you shoulda expected them to run out, she needs to bypass Popeyes and waddle her fat ass on to Gold's Gym. Guess Obama hasn't inspired the entire black community, some are still starring in a real-life minstrel show.

(mmmmmm - I like me some of them chickens)

lol! "You tell me I can't feed my kids!?"

Yes babe - stand your fat ass up and try and be a mother and cook a meal yourself!

Sad, sad, sad!

 

[Passion4Muzik]

Is fabulouslyghetto black or white?

 

[BabiGayPimp]

Well shoot, you should see the white folks clown at the airport on the "Airport" reality show, when they miss their plane. Now that's some tomfoolery there! Every ethnic or racial group has it's embarrassing cousins, that it would rather not acknowledge.

 

[Joshua_me]

......................

 

[Ram]

Is fabulouslyghetto black or white?

Asian. ....

 

[Passion4Muzik]

It's really curious how this thread is alive and thriving yet a thread about the star spangled banner is locked.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And damn proud of it.

I'm not proud of the two ham/egg/cheese/toast sandwiches I just ate or the third that's cooking as I type.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm SO proud of you my little black-white-asian, ham/egg/cheese/toast sandwich eatin' buddy. Supportive s

Hugs? HUGS?! What the fuck do you think this is, the Barney Show? You better bend over and give me some supportive ass. Talkin' 'bout "hugs." You gone make me call Big T. Mmmmmm hmm I'ma call Big T.

-calls Big T-

Yeah, hey daddy, this motherfucker right here gone run up me huggin' and shit......Yeah, I know! Most guys want at least a handjob but, no, he just want a few hugs. I ain't neve heard no shit like that before, what should I charge him?......Okay......Yeah, bring me home a two piece and a biscuit and some potato wedges....What the fuck? They outta potato wedges AGAIN?! Fine, macaroni and cheese. Sheeeit......Aight, later daddy.

That's gone be $7 per hug Mr. Pianist.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Thats Fab in ten yrs if he keeps eating like that...

That'll never happen as long as I continue running every morning and working out for an hour 4-5 days a week. I cut out junk food about a week ago, today I was just being obnoxious but it won't happen again for a while.

For motivation I keep a life-size cardboard cut out of you next to my refridgerator so the next time I'm tempted to eat like this I'll think twice.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Interesting how people use my life-size cardboard cut out! MofS uses it in his bedroom

Why would he put it in the bedroom? You're supposed to put it outside to scare the crows away.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I dont scare crows, they would sit on my cut-out and shit on it.

So would I BearMama. So would I.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh my, I've upset you it seems. Listen, I'm just a middle aged Canadian um, cracker is the word I think your people use, and I was just trying to be supportive in a supportive way.

I did mention the hug was supportive didn't I, and I offered YOU the hug, not the other way around so I'm not sure why I have to pay YOU for something I OFfered you.

I'm just so confused... and frightened. I guess I'm just too much of a whi..er cracker to understand. The cultural crevasse ,alas, is just too wide I guess.

-exasperated sigh-



I don't care about crackers or Canadians or crevasses, you owe me $14 for those hugs. Do I need to call Big T again?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

We'll have to take it out in trade. Big-T is welcome if he knows what he's doing. Take it, leave it, or bring it. I may be short, but I'm damn solid.

Trade? You're bringing *trade??!!!

So what's the arrangement here? You gonna let me pound those cakes while you give you Big T some dome? Are Big T, the trade and I going to run a train on you? Can you multitask; suck me and jerk Big T off while your trade friend fucks the good sense out of you?

*trade - gay urban colloquialism for a masculine, thuggish, gangsta homosexual. "I saw this fine piece of trade at the mall." "Last night I burned a few with some trade."

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

In this case, trade is the exchange of one thing for another; I don't have $7, so, I offer my ass in exchange.

And I can multitask just fine. Now, you gonna get busy or just keep flapping your mouth? You all talk and no action? You got the goods or what? Got what it takes to satisfy 'cause I say, bring it to prove it or there's the door.

Wait a minute, you tryin' to sell ass to a hooker? That's bold. Real bold.

--calls Big T--

"Yeah, now the motherfucker try'na run game on me! Don't worry, I can handle this one on my own."

--removes belt--