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The statutes say it is LEGAL to have sex with men who are hung like a horse...
and no restrictions on the number of times or states...
Ready if you are...
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The statutes say it is LEGAL to have sex with men who are hung like a horse...
and no restrictions on the number of times or states...
Ready if you are...
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refujiunderground
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The statutes say it is LEGAL to have sex with men who are hung like a horse...
and no restrictions on the number of times or states...
Ready if you are...
we got a man that represents himself through cats and a guy that represents himself through horses. where's the dog guy at?
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come to think of it. i think i have almost every single tekken game that has ever been released. i have the first tekken, tekken 2, tekken 3, tekken tag, tekken 4, tekken 5, tekken 6 and now tekken tag 2. i just kept my winning record on the online mode in good shape. 22w-20l.
come to think of it, is leo from the tekken series gay?
i hate playing street fighter because of the controls and i was a huge mortal kombat fan back in the day. the original mortal kombat was garbage. mortal kombat 2, 3 and ultimate mk3 were the shit. mortal kombat 4 was okay. that was the last good one though. all the rest of them weren't shit. the recent one was alright. the fatalities could have been better.
and i don't like the online mode playing tekken. not feeling the way these people don't even allow you to move around or a chance to get up. i can't even block attacks. wtf?
come to think of it, is leo from the tekken series gay?
i hate playing street fighter because of the controls and i was a huge mortal kombat fan back in the day. the original mortal kombat was garbage. mortal kombat 2, 3 and ultimate mk3 were the shit. mortal kombat 4 was okay. that was the last good one though. all the rest of them weren't shit. the recent one was alright. the fatalities could have been better.
and i don't like the online mode playing tekken. not feeling the way these people don't even allow you to move around or a chance to get up. i can't even block attacks. wtf?
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i don't ever plan on quitting masturbating, ever ever again. i LOVE it so much. i also love my dick. if i was double jointed, i'd kiss my dick right now but for now, i guess i'll kiss my right hand. i wish i was ambidextous where i can give both of my love handles exercise jerking myself off. what to do next????
masturbation is the perfect anti-drug and it's free. i can use my imagination or the computer. i don't need anybody. i can make myself extra calm and drowsy from beating myself up from below. i feel like king gumby in the avatar. satisfied and content with myself. may not be in the best position in life right now but who cares.
masturbation is the perfect anti-drug and it's free. i can use my imagination or the computer. i don't need anybody. i can make myself extra calm and drowsy from beating myself up from below. i feel like king gumby in the avatar. satisfied and content with myself. may not be in the best position in life right now but who cares.
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"turn stick up kid but look what you done did
got sent up north for a eight-year bid
now your manhood is took and you're a maytag
spend the next two years as an undercover
being used and abused and served like hell
to one day, you were found hung dead in a cell
it was plain to see that your life was lost
you was cold and your body swung back and forth
and now your eyes sing the sad, sad song
about how you live so fast and die so young"
that's how it is.
got sent up north for a eight-year bid
now your manhood is took and you're a maytag
spend the next two years as an undercover
being used and abused and served like hell
to one day, you were found hung dead in a cell
it was plain to see that your life was lost
you was cold and your body swung back and forth
and now your eyes sing the sad, sad song
about how you live so fast and die so young"
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You're just jealous that he's got the money to pay for them
Well, I agree with that. All the people I know who want to get married are either gold-diggers or are conservative Republican-types.
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yo... i swear i'm waiting for someone to say "that's ignorant" when they're offended by something so i can be a smartass and say "no, that's not ignorant, it's ignant" simply to just fuck with them. 
i'm just waiting.
i'm just waiting.
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no, that's not ignorant. it's ignant.
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Damn it Josie,
I made a story special for you but you never came to my thread...
or at least never said nuttin so...
here is the repeat.
Now remember, it is supposed to make people laugh...it is NOT serious...
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Joswanprince has been in Washington State for some time now.
The gang at work have been a lot of bragging about their skills
and adventures fishing and hunting, Josie was fascinated by the
hunting part, especially when it was bears. Embarrassed to be
the only one on shift that had never 'bagged' a bear Josie made
up his mind. He'd go hunting for bear so he could join in the
brag breaks.
Josie goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps Josie on the shoulder and says,
"No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two
choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop
your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you up the ass."
Our Josie, intrepid hunter that he is, decides that anything is
better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over...
The bear does what he said he would do. After the bear leaves,
Josie pulls up his trousers again and staggers back into town. He's
pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. Josie sees the
same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps Josie on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterwards, poor sore Josie the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back
into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he's insanely mad. He returns to the
forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
Josie flat on his ass..
When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him
and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
I made a story special for you but you never came to my thread...
or at least never said nuttin so...
here is the repeat.
Now remember, it is supposed to make people laugh...it is NOT serious...
-------------------------------------------------------
Joswanprince has been in Washington State for some time now.
The gang at work have been a lot of bragging about their skills
and adventures fishing and hunting, Josie was fascinated by the
hunting part, especially when it was bears. Embarrassed to be
the only one on shift that had never 'bagged' a bear Josie made
up his mind. He'd go hunting for bear so he could join in the
brag breaks.
Josie goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps Josie on the shoulder and says,
"No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two
choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop
your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you up the ass."
Our Josie, intrepid hunter that he is, decides that anything is
better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over...
The bear does what he said he would do. After the bear leaves,
Josie pulls up his trousers again and staggers back into town. He's
pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. Josie sees the
same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps Josie on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterwards, poor sore Josie the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back
into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he's insanely mad. He returns to the
forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
Josie flat on his ass..
When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him
and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
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Whatever you dudes are smoking, write me in for some.
Wish the age difference wasn't so gross, I'd learn y'alsl MAN u script.
So tell me, did I piss off the prince of Seattle? That story was for his smiles.
Wish the age difference wasn't so gross, I'd learn y'alsl MAN u script.
So tell me, did I piss off the prince of Seattle? That story was for his smiles.
Butt your signature line says, "Cats are the best!"...and maybe the bug thinks dogs are the best.
Fix your scroll wheel and you can find out what we're talking about. 
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I hate it when the neighbor brings out his new fancy-SCHMancy leaf blower and blows so many leaves into my yard; I bring out my decade old leaf blower and blow 'em back. 
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i'm actually in a good mood today. 
compared to yesterday, i was down and out. despite not having a job, still looking for employment and 101 problems right now, i'm feeling good. really good. i feel really positive, mellowed out and . WTF???? is my serotonin kicking in or something? i feel TOO good where i feel like nothing or nobody can fuck up my mood. i can simply walk away from a fight or am in the mood not to fight and actually wouldn't mind being around other people where i'm not going to flip out or trip. maybe it's because i'm listening to my big homie, musiq soulchild, right now. yesterday, i was feeling extra heated where i felt like crying and at other times, going off on somebody, laying hands on them (as in hurting them), or something much more sinister. i felt like i got rid of that horrible feeling which was making me think a bit negatively more than usual where i probably could have done something really regrettable. 
<======= me right there.
compared to yesterday, i was down and out. despite not having a job, still looking for employment and 101 problems right now, i'm feeling good. really good. i feel really positive, mellowed out and . WTF???? is my serotonin kicking in or something? i feel TOO good where i feel like nothing or nobody can fuck up my mood. i can simply walk away from a fight or am in the mood not to fight and actually wouldn't mind being around other people where i'm not going to flip out or trip. maybe it's because i'm listening to my big homie, musiq soulchild, right now. yesterday, i was feeling extra heated where i felt like crying and at other times, going off on somebody, laying hands on them (as in hurting them), or something much more sinister. i felt like i got rid of that horrible feeling which was making me think a bit negatively more than usual where i probably could have done something really regrettable. <======= me right there.
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another reason to hate living in the state of new jersey. you know, it's sad how people abuse the environment. once you damage the environment, there's NO way you can fix it. i honestly think that there are more superfund and pollution going on that people think there is. it wouldn't surprise me if there was a nuclear power plant somewhere in the united states or the one down in south jersey, oyster creek, had radiation leaking out of there being that it's the oldest nuclear plant in the united states. industrial places, factories and any place with a shitload of chemicals and machines scare the shit out of me. they look very scary.
smh @ one of the fishermen actually being cool with eating fish that may be full of lead in that area. really dude?
smh @ one of the fishermen actually being cool with eating fish that may be full of lead in that area. really dude?
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video800.php?v=wshhx369nFi61vJ90r4n&set_size=1#disqus_thread
funny how i made a thread about people from the new orleans hoods saying "ya hurd me?" some months back and i pulled up some video of youtube with some guys going like "ya hurd me?" but some people turned it into something completely different from what i was originally getting at. there's even a number count of how many times this dude says "ya hurd me?" those new orleans dudes kill it with the "ya hurd me?" you messing with people with hearing problems or deaf people or something where you have to say "ya hurd me?" at the end of every sentence. wtf???
funny how i made a thread about people from the new orleans hoods saying "ya hurd me?" some months back and i pulled up some video of youtube with some guys going like "ya hurd me?" but some people turned it into something completely different from what i was originally getting at.
there's even a number count of how many times this dude says "ya hurd me?" those new orleans dudes kill it with the "ya hurd me?" you messing with people with hearing problems or deaf people or something where you have to say "ya hurd me?" at the end of every sentence. wtf???