Damn it Josie,
I made a story special for you but you never came to my thread...
or at least never said nuttin so...
here is the repeat.
Now remember, it is supposed to make people laugh...it is NOT serious...
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Joswanprince has been in Washington State for some time now.
The gang at work have been a lot of bragging about their skills
and adventures fishing and hunting, Josie was fascinated by the
hunting part, especially when it was bears. Embarrassed to be
the only one on shift that had never 'bagged' a bear Josie made
up his mind. He'd go hunting for bear so he could join in the
brag breaks.
Josie goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps Josie on the shoulder and says,
"No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two
choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop
your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you up the ass."
Our Josie, intrepid hunter that he is, decides that anything is
better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over...
The bear does what he said he would do. After the bear leaves,
Josie pulls up his trousers again and staggers back into town. He's
pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. Josie sees the
same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps Josie on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterwards, poor sore Josie the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back
into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he's insanely mad. He returns to the
forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
Josie flat on his ass..
When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him
and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"