Humor-Satire Trump Staff Picks, Co-Conspirators and the Revolving Door of Departures [2024 Edition]

[rareboy]

And the plot comes into focus...

The FAA’s Troubles Are More Serious Than You Know

The agency responsible for air safety is facing deep cuts and interference by Elon Musk.

www.theatlantic.com

I don't recall seeing Elon Musk's name on the ballot last November?

If you sat down to write the script of a movie where someone became the richest man in the world, bought himself the presidency and then turned to making an entire world dependent on his own personal satellite and communications network...and had mutliple women impreganted in order to create a whole generation of mini-me's in order to one day populate Mars......

 

[KaraBulut]

If you sat down to write the script of a movie where someone became the richest man in the world, bought himself the presidency and then turned to making an entire world dependent on his own personal satellite and communications network...and had mutliple women impreganted in order to create a whole generation of mini-me's in order to one day populate Mars......

I think we might have already...

You forgot the part about his use of illegal pharmaceuticals to bypass sleep and to expand his mind...

 

[rareboy]

Somehwere a whole lot of horses are probably having to face surgery without Ketamine...that would certainly be a plot twist.

 

[KaraBulut]

Somehwere a whole lot of horses are probably having to face surgery without Ketamine...that would certainly be a plot twist.

There's also a shortage of ADHD meds. Hmmm...

 

[KaraBulut]

So, we reached 280 cases of measles. It's day 71 of year 2025. In the year 2024, there were 285 cases. We're going to exceed that in the next day... if we haven't already. Texas is admitting that there's more cases than what have been reported because many parents in West Texas have not taken their kid with measles to the doctor.

Thankfully, the HHS Secretary is on it... holding meetings... talking with local public health leaders... promoting safe and effective vaccines to stop childhood measles, mumps and rubella... JUST KIDDING!

RFK Jr was out at a fast food restaurant doing a promotion to get fast food restaurants to use "beef tallow" to fry french fries!

Then he was off to threaten food companies in order to get them to remove food dyes from prepared foods. Like Cheetos? Well, the only orange thing allowed is going to be the First Felon's face.

RFK Jr. Rattles Food Companies With Vow to Rid Food of Artificial Dyes

Mr. Kennedy told executives of major food companies that he wants synthetic colors removed from their products. “Decision time is imminent,” a trade group warned its members.

www.nytimes.com

 

[KaraBulut]

"The best people".

Trump Staffer Posts Fashion Influencer Videos at Work While Defending DOGE's Mass Layoffs: 'A Moment for Mixed Patterns'

McLaurine Pinover, a spokesperson for the Office of Personnel Management, defended DOGE's mass firings as a way to boost government efficiency while using her work hours to film influencer content

people.com

McLaurine Pinover, a spokesperson for the Office of Personnel Management, defended DOGE's mass firings as a way to boost government efficiency while using her work hours to film influencer content

A federal employee tasked with defending the Trump administration's mass government layoffs has been using her office to film fashion influencer videos, according to a new report from CNN.

McLaurine Pinover — head of communications for the Office of Personnel Management, which acts as the government's human resources agency — posted more than a dozen fashion-related videos to her now-deleted Instagram account, @getdressedithmc.

While Federal workers were getting laid off, Ms Pinover was in her office posting videos of her fashion choices and directing followers to go to websites where they could purchase the clothes.

 

[KaraBulut]

The "get chickens for your backyard" lady over at the Ag Department was out bragging about cutting a $1 billion school lunch program that bought food from local farmers. It's one of those Ag programs that was designed to help farmers and feed Americans.

"This was always part of the plan!"

USDA ends program that helped schools serve food from local farmers

The U.S. Agriculture Department is ending two pandemic-era programs that provided more than $1 billion for schools and food banks to purchase food from local farmers and producers.

apnews.com

The U.S. Agriculture Department is ending two pandemic-era programs that provided more than $1 billion for schools and food banks to purchase food from local farmers and producers.

About $660 million of that went to schools and childcare centers to buy food for meals through the Local Foods for Schools program. A separate program provided money to food banks.

Farmers: ya'll voted for this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyJ6JKLbiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJKKhiCD6Hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfla5JU2_Ws

 

[KaraBulut]

At least she has stopped wearing a cross when she lies and gaslights the American public...

 

[KaraBulut]

Poor Sec Sean Duffy. He thought that he was going to be spending his time on Fox News talking about how great Dear Leader was and how many new roads they were building. He wasn't expecting to be dealing with more plane crashes and airline incidents in 3 months than we've seen in the past 3 decades.

The latest one was yesterday:

American Airlines Boeing 737 catches fire at Denver airport

Twelve people have been taken to hospitals after an American Airlines passenger plane landed at Denver International Airport and caught fire, prompting slides to be deployed so passengers could evacuate quickly.

apnews.com

Twelve people were taken to hospitals after an American Airlines plane landed at Denver International Airport on Thursday and caught fire, prompting slides to be deployed so passengers could evacuate quickly.

All of the people transported to hospitals had minor injuries, according to a post on the social platform X by Denver International Airport.

Flight 1006, which was headed from the Colorado Springs Airport to Dallas Fort Worth, diverted to Denver and landed safely around 5:15 p.m. after the crew reported engine vibrations, the Federal Aviation Administration said in a statement.

While taxiing to the gate, an engine on the Boeing 737-800 caught fire, the FAA added.

 

[KaraBulut]

They withdrew the nominee for the CDC Director this week. It was pulled one hour before his hearing was scheduled to start.

The Trump Administration has already gotten Republican Senators to vote for wife-beaters, sexual predators, adulterers, billionaires with no relevant experience and a guy with a brain worm. Whatever got Dr Dave Weldon's nomination pulled must be really really bad.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/health/cdc-weldon-nomination-withdrawn/index.html

White House withdraws nomination of Dr. Dave Weldon to lead CDC

The White House withdrew its nomination of Dr. Dave Weldon to serve as the director of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, two Trump administration officials familiar with the decision told CNN, with the news coming less than an hour before Weldon’s confirmation hearing was set to begin Thursday morning.

The hearing, held by the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee – which voted Thursday to advance the nominations of Trump’s picks to lead two other health agencies, the US Food and Drug Administration and the National Institutes of Health – was abruptly cancelled.

 

[KaraBulut]

Stock market corrections are healthy, says Trump's Secretary of the Treasury... like ugly breaksups or castor oil.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says he's 'not at all' worried amid stock market sell-off

“Over the long term, if we put good tax policy in place, deregulation and energy security, the markets will do great,” Bessent said.

www.nbcnews.com

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Sunday that he was “not at all” worried about the stock market, which has dipped multiple times amid President Donald Trump’s tariff threats.

“I’ve been in the investment business for 35 years, and I can tell you that corrections are healthy. They’re normal. What’s not healthy is straight up,” Bessent said during an interview on NBC News’ “Meet the Press.”

"You get these euphoric markets. That's how you get a financial crisis," he added.

 

[rareboy]

Kremlin Barbie.

U.S. Director of National Intelligence Comrade Tulsi Gabbard speaking on Trump and Putin in a new interview with India’s NDTV:

“We have 2 leaders of 2 great countries who are very good friends and very focused on how we can strengthen the shared objectives and shared interests”

 

[rareboy]

We all remember Miller's tantrums from the first time around.

He seems increasingly unable to contain his temper and invective, however and is becoming increasingly more vile.

Stephen Miller Throws On-Air Tantrum After MSNBC Analyst Dares To Question Trump

"He is a moron, and he is a fool, and he’s a degenerate," raged the top Trump adviser.

www.huffpost.com

 

[KaraBulut]

We all remember Miller's tantrums from the first time around.

He seems increasingly unable to contain his temper and invective, however and is becoming increasingly more vile.

Stephen Miller Throws On-Air Tantrum After MSNBC Analyst Dares To Question Trump

"He is a moron, and he is a fool, and he’s a degenerate," raged the top Trump adviser.

www.huffpost.com

Honestly, he's like something out of "Inglourious Basterds", which is ironic considering he's Jewish.

I see these clips where he's performing for Dear Leader, where he thinks he's 'owning the libs" but he just looks like a deranged sociopath. Perhaps that's his major qualification for being part of the Trump Administration?

 

[Thad1527]

Yet another Trump appointee likely to loosen safety regulations.

https://www.fodors.com/news/news/faa-nominee-bryan-bedford-sparks-controversy-over-pilot-experience-requirements

 

[NotHardUp1]

FUBAR of historic proportions:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/24/journalist-trump-yemen-war-chat-reaction

White House released classified war plans to The Atlantic, plus they were discussing classified secrets on a meeting software not to be used for classified matters.

Ron White would use this.

 

[KaraBulut]

FUBAR of historic proportions:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/24/journalist-trump-yemen-war-chat-reaction

White House released classified war plans to The Atlantic, plus they were discussing classified secrets on a meeting software not to be used for classified matters.

Ron White would use this.

The "DWI Hire" strikes again.

 

[NotHardUp1]

The "DWI Hire" strikes again.


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According to Goldberg, Mike Walz is the one who added Goldberg to the chat.

As for who is going to take the fall for organizing a classified discussion on an unsecured program (Signal), we'll see.

If someone doesn't fall on his sword, it will be likely to cause a break in the Senate with the hawks. This could have risked US soldiers' lives.

Tom Cotton needs to put up or shut up over this.

 

[KaraBulut]

According to Goldberg, Mike Walz is the one who added Goldberg to the chat.

As for who is going to take the fall for organizing a classified discussion on an unsecured program (Signal), we'll see.

If someone doesn't fall on his sword, it will be likely to cause a break in the Senate with the hawks. This could have risked US soldiers' lives.

Tom Cotton needs to put up or shut up over this.

Hegseth is the one who uploaded the classified documents.

But what the fuck were they doing using a non-secured privately-owned public chat application to discuss classified information? Remember when they wouldn't let Obama have a personal cell phone?

On the chat were Hegseth, Waltz, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, , Scott Bessent, John Ratcliffe, Tulsi Gabbard, Steve Witkoff, Susie Wiles, Stephen Miller and Brian McCormack. These people knew better. They were doing this to avoid NARA record-keeping. And they're probably using non-secure channels on a regular basis to bypass NARA.

 

[NotHardUp1]

When history is written, this regime will go down as the worst rogue's gallery in the history of the nation, 1000x worse than Teapot Dome, 100x worse than Nixon's cabal.

And eventually, Trump's sedition with Russia will be known, and he will be stained idelibly for it. Maybe not the full details, but eventually someone will talk. There are always people who know. And it isn't possible for Putin and Trump to speak in Russian, so there are witnesses.