Humor-Satire Trump Staff Picks, Co-Conspirators and the Revolving Door of Departures [2024 Edition]

[rareboy]

Let's not forget that the guy who wrote this a year ago is no the number 2 at the FBI.

 

[rareboy]

Get ready for Emil Bove.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/23/emil-bove-trump-justice-department-00205639

 

[KaraBulut]

Get ready for Emil Bove.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/23/emil-bove-trump-justice-department-00205639

So, the guy who was okay with leaking details about the personal life of a judge, the judge's clerk and judge's daughter, is going to be a judge himself.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/28/emil-bove-judge-nomination-trump-00373123

Even Kafka, Orwell and Vonnegut couldn't have come up with this much absurd shit.

 

[rareboy]

I'd call bullshit, but Grenell is also a nutcase.

It is only somehow fitting that as the Center is being shifted to right wing, (likely racist) anti-lgbtq programming by a class A Quisling, that a public purse fight should take place.

 

[KaraBulut]

I'd call bullshit, but Grenell is also a nutcase.

It is only somehow fitting that as the Center is being shifted to right wing, (likely racist) anti-lgbtq programming by a class A Quisling, that a public purse fight should take place.

Or maybe it's because Floyd Brown has absolutely no background in arts or theater and should have never been associated with Kennedy Center?

I wonder why he got that appointment to begin with?

Oh...



You can't swing a cat around the Trump Administration without hitting an evangelical activist, a sexual predator or an addict... or someone who qualifies as all three.

Citizens United v. FEC - Wikipedia

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[rareboy]

I am sure the truth is that he was really badmouthing and trying to turf Grenell behind the scenes.

Hence his defenestration.

The 'recanting' stuff smells like grade A bullshit from all the way up here in Ontariostan.

 

[rareboy]

"If Stephen Miller loses his mind because his soulless wife has left him for that lumpen eugenicist, it will be margarita time"

Lots of speculation that Miller's wife, now working directly for Musk....might also be angling for his babies.

Which is weird. Because his dick doesn't work. He only impregnates by artificial insemination...

But it apparently was Baby Goebels whose blow-up about Musk got his rival turfed.

Waiting for more dirt.

 

[KaraBulut]

Stephen Miller's latest nickname is "Pee Wee German". Seems to fit.

 

[KaraBulut]

Ew. The word "throuple" started trending on the internet. Ew.

 

[rareboy]

Dan Bongino.

For being a baby la la wimp whining about all he has sacrificed.

 

[rareboy]

 

[KaraBulut]

Oopsie. They pulled Elon's favored candidate for NASA Administrator.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/31/trump-nasa-nomination-pulled-00378805

The White House is planning to withdraw the nomination of Jared Isaacman to be the administrator of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, a White House official confirmed to POLITICO.

The sudden move comes days before the Senate was slated to vote on his nomination to lead NASA.

Isaacman, a commercial astronaut and billionaire CEO of the payment processing company Shift4, has a long-standing relationship with Elon Musk, who this week left his post as a senior adviser to President Donald Trump and chief of the Department of Government Efficiency.

 

[rareboy]

Some are saying it is indicative of a deeper rift between Trump and Musk as Trump is going around asking if Musk's DOGE was just bullshit.

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]

Joke?

No Joke?

The new hire at FEMA is there to dismantle the agency...and his 'joke' about not knowing that the US has a hurricane season has not gone over well with staff,
particularly after he had said that the agency would not be releasing a season plan.

'Mean': Trump's new FEMA chief whines after 'joke' leaves new staff stunned

President Donald Trump's new chief of the Federal Emergency Management Agency whined about "mean-spirited" jokes after a comment about hurricane season left his new staff dumbfounded.David Richardson casually admitted at an all-hands meeting that he didn't know the U.S. had a hurricane season —...

www.rawstory.com

 

[rareboy]

Not only did this bint get a math lesson that 10 times 1.5 billion is not a trillion....

Lee: Would say it would be “illegal DEI” for a lesson plan on the Tulsa race massacre?

McMahon: I’d have to get back to you

Lee: Do you know what the Tulsa race massacre is?

McMahon: I’d like to look into it more and get back to you on it.

 

[KaraBulut]

Not only did this bint get a math lesson that 10 times 1.5 billion is not a trillion....

Lee: Would say it would be “illegal DEI” for a lesson plan on the Tulsa race massacre?

McMahon: I’d have to get back to you

Lee: Do you know what the Tulsa race massacre is?

McMahon: I’d like to look into it more and get back to you on it.

She probably sent her aide out to ask A1 for the answer.

 

[rareboy]

I suspect he was hired because of the creepy factor....

His experience:

 

[KaraBulut]

Dan Bongino.

For being a baby la la wimp whining about all he has sacrificed.

Video...

"But, I can't sit at home and do podcasts complaining about the government anymore!"

"I have to go into the office at 7:30AM and sometimes I'm at work for 10 hours a day!"
"I don't have time to work out. I have to leave my house and my wife and actually do some work!"

"Work is hard!"

He's been in the job for about 3 months. He's got 4 years left.

 

[Riverrick]

He's separated from his wife but "we love each other and it's hard to be apart." How is that the job's fault if they are separated?

Also, he admits that he does not like his job. He's not going to last long in it.