Weirdest thing someone said to you when you told them you were gay.

[Luka]

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One of my best friends said: "so, you like THE COCK??" haha it was soooo funnay

 

[Kyanimal]

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Took a visiting college bud to several gay bars. He had "no clue" until I asked him if he'd noticed anything "different" about the places we had been.

He looked around at all the guys in the place we were. Only about four girls in the entire place. And then ... he noticed a few guys with their arms around each other.

His reaction? "What??"

"Dave ... the only places I've taken you to tonight have been Gay bars!"

He said, "Oh!" ... and reached for his back pocket to check his wallet!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[so_y2000]

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Mom: I want you to be really but really honest with this question I'm gonna ask (flew over o Argentina just to ask me)

Me: what?

Are you Homosexual?

Me: of course!!!

Since When: medieval times, since I remember!

kind of clumsy ha

 

[Adan0316CumOnMe]

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This thread inspired me to come out to my family for the first time last night and I decided to tell my cousin since we about the same age and have been there for each other all our life ... best conversation ever!

Me: Hey Chris can I tell you something?
Chris: Yeah I guess
Me: ... I'm Bi ...
Chris: Ok
Me: ... Thats it?
Chris: Huh?
Me: I was expecting a different reaction ...
Chris: Dude I know rainbows straighter than you

I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard

 

[Kyanimal]

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This thread inspired me to come out to my family for the first time last night and I decided to tell my cousin since we about the same age and have been there for each other all our life ... best conversation ever!

Me: Hey Chris can I tell you something?
Chris: Yeah I guess
Me: ... I'm Bi ...
Chris: Ok
Me: ... Thats it?
Chris: Huh?
Me: I was expecting a different reaction ...
Chris: Dude I know rainbows straighter than you

I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard

THAT is Awesome!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Kyanimal]

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Me: How's your love life?
Him: Oh... I went out with my neighbor... she's (something)... but it's kind of weird going out with your neighbor. How about you?
Me: Nobody. I have nobody now. I'm gay. I have a couple of buddies that come over sometimes, but really nobody right now.
Him: (pause) I have a friend who's gay... he's a gardener too. (this guy is a gardener).

So ... He likes to "Plant" things, hey??

O.K.! I know ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Coffee]

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I came out with my English teacher, she and I are close enough, I had a trouble, I wanted someone to talk...

Me: teacher, I wanna tell you something, just be composed, ok?
She: ok...
Me: I love boys...
She: ok, that's normal, nothing matters... do you wanna go the the therapist? ...for sure...
Me: No... I know who I am...

It wasn't funny then, but now I think it's kinda.

 

[MissouriFreakBoi]

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I'd have to say the weirdest time was when a friend of mine said nothing...

Me: No, really.. I'm gay.
Her: ..........................................................
Me: ... Well, say something?!?
Her: ..........................................................
Me: Okay?
Her: ..........................................................
Me: Okay, ur supposed to be the one freaked out, not me...
Her: STFU (started laughing hysterically)

"What a waste."

"How the HELL can you stand taking it in the ass?"

"Shut-Up!" (Co-worker)

"I KNEW IT!!" (like they were all placing bets lol)

"So, it's True! All the good guys are gay or taken!"

and I think the most classic response I got was from my grandmother, whom had been predjudice against "Queers" as she called us...

"Whats it matter what side YOU butter YOUR bread"

 

[irydion]

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my sister told me: "impossible. gay men are handsome, take care of themselves and dress nicely" or something like this

 

[Lube]

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[Hoping I haven't answered this thread in the past, but too lazy to check]

It was disappointing that nobody acted truly surprised (although it's quite funny in retrospect). I mean, nobody was like, "Yeah, we know!" or anything, but there were no gasps, no hysteria, nothing like that. (Granted, I was in my 40's at the time)

But the funniest thing was that the only person who really truly didn't believe me... was my gay friend since college! Maybe he wanted to believe he had a crush on a str8 guy.

 

[Senfir]

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Once I was with 5 friends of mine, and 3 of them already knew it. One of them did something weird and I said "Hey, I am bisexual, I have a boyfriend, but I would never do such a gay thing."

There was shock on their faces, but the 3 that knew and me continued talking.

After about 2 minutes, one of them stops and says "Hey, wait. Weren't we kidding?"

It was so funny I start laughing just by remembering

 

[hotlatinchulo348]

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This semester I decided to let my roommate know I was bi..

Me: So what's your opinion on gay people?

Roommate: Their cool. laughs. wait.. why? Don't tell me your gay! hahaha
*he turns silent as he looks at me

Me: Well, I'm bi. Hope that doesn't feak you out.

Roommate: Oh, how do you know?

Me: Well I have had relationships with guys and girls

Roommate: Holy crap! This is so interesting!!! Wait, just because you told me this doesn't mean I'm gonna stop with the gay jokes. haha

Me: Hahahaha

 

[belgarion63]

My father said to me "So, tell me, what does it feel like to have a dick up your butt? Doesn't it hurt?" lol--he was serious! Ummm...how do you explain this to your father? So, I said no it doesn't hurt if it's someone you love and they're gentle and you feel a special closeness. "Oh, that's good" he said changing the subject.

Another one didn't happen to me, but to a childhood friend of mine. When he was 13, his mother sat him down and said "Now, look, there's something you need to know about yourself: You're gay. That means you're going to like boys instead of girls like your boyfriends like. That's ok. I just want you to be clear about this." LOL

When he graduated from college and began working, his mother called him frantically from her office one day at his office. "Come over to my office quick!" Dropping everything, he rushed over to her office, barged in and said "What's the matter?"

"Look at this, she said pointing to the window--I don't know anyone besides you who would enjoy this more than me." (It was a group of college guys playing basketball shirtless). lol

i wish my mother was like that.....

 

[darkboy_0219]

Well, so far I have only told 3 friends of mine.. I'm not in of the urgency of telling everyone and make it public. besides that a trip of 2000 miles away from home got in between... but they were funny

First, it was really creepy, I was with this female friend I was spending a lot of time with lately and she was actually giving me a tarot cards reading, so she was spreading the cards and suddenly stops and turns back at me

her: dude are you gay?
me: (WTF!? with a whats going on look on my face)
her: when the cards appears like this it means a really strong feminine side and I have to ask, are you gay?
me: bi
her: oh ok, and she continue spreading the cards

so weird!!!

After that, was me best female friend. we were having this discussion about a person I liked. Normally I always keep things to myself, but I was having this huge crush and she wanted to know who it was (she is bi too btw) so I finally told her that it was this guy so..

her: ohhhh, so your gay?
me: actually bi
her: because you know what some people say about you?
me: that I look gay?
her: ahem, well kinda, but people ask me if you are gay because you know, you are not always too masculine... but I've always told them that you're not!
me: well, i don't care

so we continued having this talk about this guy, she is amazing, i love her

and finally, the funniest one, that same night I was chatting on the computer and ran out with a guy friend (also bi) that I haven't talked in quite a while (this was actually the night before my trip):

him: so you are leaving to NY? (that's where I am right now)
me: yep
him: do you already have a place to stay?
me: nop, for now I already reserve some nights at a hostel
him: mmm, too bad you're not a fag
me: why?
him: cuz when I went to (some place for a semester) I met this gay guys before leaving and they offered me to stay with them and they were so sweet and I didn't pay anything
me: well, that's nice... but who said I wasn't?
him: NO!, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
me: what?
him: don't tell me that the night before you leave 2000 miles away from here that you're a queer!?
me: hahaha, yeahp
him: I always had a crush on you! I always thought you were so cute. if you come back I will give you a big welcoming!

hahaha, I actually kind of sensed it, that he was into me, but didn't wanted to say nothing since I'm not into him, but his reaction was priceless.

I'm really happy to be in NY so I can be myself more freely, where no one knows me and I have had a lot of time to think about everything and I can't wait to get back home in a month to tell my best male friend...

 

[kissthesky88]

this was to one of my close guy friends:

me: so... i've been wanting to tell you this for awhile 'cause i feel i should've a long time ago...
(cuts me off) him: whoa.... this is totally that moment isn't it? are you coming out of the closet?
(i punch him in the arm) me: yeah douchebag. i am actually. thanks for ruining it.
him:... ow.... (awkward silence)... wait... are you for real?
me (being sarcastic): no... i just punched you in the arm and told you you ruined the moment for me for no fucking reason.
him: STFU bro no you're not.
me: uhhh YEAH dude... i am. i'm not kidding... this isn't a joke.
him:.... but then why did you take me to a strip club for my birthday?
me:.... because it was your birthday? what does that have to do with anything?
him: i saw the woody thru your pants the whole time we were there though
me: um yeah.. i was drunk and surrounded by other guys who all had boners too...

 

[Kyanimal]

"Priceless", kiss!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[terrorblade]

Umm... one friend said:
Oh, I thought that at first. But then I thought you're just nice like that...

And another one I got a few times:
You know, all the cute guys are either gay or taken...

 

[EnergyBluex]

"No problem , BUT YOU MUST BE A MAN AND STAND UP"(yelling(we were drunk))(??)'

" You dont look gay"

" Dont you want to be hetero?''

oh and from my best friend(girl): Oh, thats why you didnt fall in love with me

 

[Seventh Sense]

I came out for the first time when I was 20 to a (girl)friend. I knew I was gay ever since I can remember, but I tried to deny my feelings until I me the most amazing guy I´ve ever met and turned my world upside-down.
I had known this girl for like 3 years, and when I ahd "the talk", it went something like this:

Me: I´ve somehting to tell you, and it´s really hard for me.
Paula: Oh, Seb ...
Me: (I started crying)
P: You don´t have to say anyhing now, but I must be honest with you. I´ve also thought about the two of us as a couple, but I have a boyfriend now.
Me: No, I love you, but it´s not you I´m in love with...
P: Oh... is it Ignacio, then? (my new best friend who I was madly in love with)
Me: Yeah! (Started laughing)
P: Well, I didn´t see that coming! I just threw it out there!

She was cool about it at the time, but then she started to put some distance between us, and it changed everything.

A female workmate doesn´t believe to this day that I´m gay. We were talking about something and I just mentioned that I was gay, and she was "No, you´re not". She insisted that she "knows gay guys", and that I´m not one. :s

 

[twinky89]

You better not stare at my ass.

LOL I've gotten that one too.