Weirdest thing someone said to you when you told them you were gay.

[GM1985]

I got from my Dad:-

"I was just told what you told your Mum and its absolutely fine, I've known since you were about two!"

Well that counts for sweet and weird to me

 

[Esquire0399]

I told my best friend a few months ago.

Me: I need to tell you something
Chanel: Shut up, I'm studying
Me: I'm gay
Chanel: Shut the hell up, no you're not
Me: Yeah, I am
Chanel: Nah...
Me: Uhh... yeah
Chanel: Nah...
Me: I'm about to leave
Chanel: Wait, are you serious?
Me: *awkward stare*
Chanel: You look and act straight... nope, you're not gay
Me: Oh my god, Chanel!
Chanel: You're gay???

lol

 

[marcelloNYC]

Quick intro.

This was at a BBQ and a friend asked me why I like living and hanging out in Manhattan. I say, "because there is culture, variety, excitement...."

Friend: Cuts me off and said, “Yeah, but ya know they are all freaks and fags in the city…….you kinda have those gay mannerisms about you too.”

Me: “Well that would make sense since I am bisexual and hang out with ‘freaks and fags’.”

Friend: “What the fuck?”

Me: “Problem?”

Friend: “No, but are you serious?”

Me: “Yes!”

Friend: “I am sorry for the fag comment, you know I didn’t mean it like that.”

Me: “Well then how did you mean it?”

Friend: “I don’t know, it is just something I say…. I don’t know, can we just forget about it.”

Me: “Sure, but in the future think about what you say before you say it, you can not take back words once they are said.”

Friend: “Honestly, I am sorry.”

Me: “Ok.”

We hug it out in that straight guy, pat on the back, ass sticking out kind of way. I then see him walk over to his wife, they chat, she is shaking her head at him as she walks over to me.

Friend’s Wife: “He’s an asshole, are you ok?”

Me: “Yes, but please don’t make a big deal about it.”

Friend’s Wife: “Does everyone here know?”

Me: “No, I have been telling people as questions are asked, or if they find out on their own.”

Friend’s Wife: “You know I love you, right?”

Me: “Of Course!”

Friend’s Wife: “You know he likes me sticking things in his ass.”

Me: “That’s fantastic!”

Friend’s Wife: “You think he is gay? It started after your Christmas gift of that book by Violet Blue - we thought it was a gag gift, but you were serious with it….huh.”

Me: laughing “You know, whatever, but seriously it is healthy and it does not make him gay.”

Friend’s Wife: “Call me if you need to talk ever, we never see each other anymore.”

Me: ” I will, love you too.”

 

[Kyanimal]

Marcello ...

THAT was So "Kewl"!!! Good Friends you have there!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[71390S]

"thats too bad, you would have made a great father."

 

[Kyanimal]

"thats too bad, you would have made a great father."

Remember ... You can still be a great Dad, if not the "Father"!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

("My" Kev, and I, helped raise three of his nephews, with their Mom, from the time they were 3, 4, 5, until they moved when they were 9, 10, 11. Today they're 20, 21, 22. The 20yr. old is living with the Mom of his brand new son. The 21yr. old is married, no kids yet. And the 22yr. old is living with the Mom of his 2yr. old daughter. ALL of them were here, again, just two weekends ago!)

 

[operafan]

In an extended story about the Welsh man who is on the cover of "Soldier" magazine in Britain (the first time a gay man has been on the cover), James repeated this conversation:

But James only encountered curiosity when it became general knowledge he was not straight. One Trooper who noticed his brother in arms was different said to him ‘I know what it is, you’re gay’. “I just went, ‘Yeah’ and he said, ‘I knew it. Do you want another pint?’,” he recalled.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/w...on-life-in-the-armed-forces-91466-24293527/2/

So not a weird response but a GREAT one.

 

[marcelloNYC]

"thats too bad, you would have made a great father."

kyanimal said it perfect!

 

[biitoo]

lol after i told my best friend i was gay:

"omg omg omg! lets go buy shoes!"

when i told my brother:
"....yea......ok"

 

[SkinnyBoi87]

"No you're not" - I get so sick of hearing that, how the hell would they know?

 

[Reprobate]

her "Oh-I'm sorry. My brother has that"

me "uhhh, you didn't drink after him did you?"

 

[Chardius]

"Gay people don't play warhammer!"

 

[relaxin13]

I love it when this thread comes back up...

The best response I ever got was just "That takes balls."

In addition to that, I've gotten a lot of "...and if anyone has a problem with you they got a problem with me too."

 

[CGHJ]

My mother said, "Couldn't you have waited until after we'd had dinner?".

OMG my mom said the same thing!!

 

[CTorontoC]

Hmm I guess I got a few good ones, probably not super funny though hehe.

My mom's response was, "I know. Well I didn't know but I knew you know?" I kinda freaked out and was like wtf and then she went over the list of things that had made her suspect over the yrs lol.

My dad told me that he'd, "Still love me no matter what I chose to do" and continued to ask me if it was a phase and insist I could still change my mind. Apparently, he then discussed the notion of sending me for therapy to sort me out with my mom who took him to a PFLAG meeting where a shrink was giving a talk and now he plainly discusses what my life will be like when I have kids with my bf

The first friend who found out actually asked ME if I was gay. Long story as to why she asked but when I said I was her response was (in shrill excited girly voice)" Oh My God Im so excited ! Im so much happier that you said yes, you're so much more exciting now! (Brief pause) Oh my god and it makes so much sense too, that's why you're always working out and watching what you eat. I think I always knew actually!"

One of my best friends found out when she saw my relationship status on facebook said in a relationship. She demanded to know why I hadn't told her anything about it and then wanted to meet this girl. I walked into the coffee shop we were meeting at with my bf and she almost yells aloud, "WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?" It was said as a joke cuz she was expecting to meet my girlfriend and I walked in with a guy. I shooshed her with my finger and her eyes went wide as saucers. I glanced to my left and noticed that one of my cousins who is great friends with my dad was sitting in the same coffee shop, luckily he didnt hear since I was still pretty in the closet then.

After sitting down and telling her that this boy was my boyfriend she said this, "No you can't be. Im shocked. You can't do this to me, you were my backup husband!" Then she said she didn't believe me and told us to kiss. We did.

I told my sister by walking into her room with my bf, arm around his shoulder and saying, X and I wanted to let you know that we're dating. SHe looked at us, and said, "You're lying." We insisted otherwise then she said, "You know Im not stupid." After a while we convinced her.

Then I got this one on facebook from a friend whod moved across the country:
"hey did I miss something? did u come out? if you did...AMAZING!! so happy for you...if not, sorry I was mistaken usually my gaydar is very sensitive "

Which seemed to be a common thing. Most people were pretty surprised, which always pisses off the bf since no one is surprised about him .

 

[NYDan815]

My friend Trisha, the first I told: "Really? Like not just for show?"

My best friend Vickie: "Fo Shizzle?"

My childhood friend, Mike: "It's not me is it?"
(it wasnt )

My friend Taylor: "Duh, I'm not stupid!"

My Dad: "Does this mean you wanna wear dresses?"

My Grandpa: "Are you sure? Pussy is a great thing you know!"
(most embarassing moment of my life, probably. )

 

[321blastoff]

"Hey, I don't care if you like chicks. I did naughty things with one in highschool."

Thanks, mom.

My Dad: "Does this mean you wanna wear dresses?"

My Grandpa: "Are you sure? Pussy is a great thing you know!"
(most embarassing moment of my life, probably. )

nearly pissed myself when I read those. xD

 

[landers]

"Gay people don't play warhammer!"

I know for a fact this is not true.

I mentioned to a co-worker (who I hadn't told yet) that I was going out with a friend that night and she asked me if he was a friends with benefits or not. Somehow, she knew.

 

[ffcbby]

you suck! my sister likes you!

your father would turn over in his grave. (i cried after that one)

i hate gay people.

yeah we all figured.

that sucks!

i fuck around like that too sometimes. (some drug dealer)

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

Some of you have awesome parents, I'm jealous