Welcome to the House of Paddles

[Lefty]

Franz Kucing stood at the porch staring at the framed notice mounted
next to the doorbell.

Shit...only 3 days left before I have to go back to Jakarta and medical school.
Now where the hell is Puddles and can I get some American Ass there.

Kucing whips out his cell and calls a melodious voice answers and assures
him that Puddles is a non-denomination club open 24/7 on Folsom Street
in the heart of the Castro. His shorts now tenting painfully he hobbles down the steps and not knowing the Cable Car routes hailed a cab.

Hey mon...you ride me to Puddles on Folsom I give you big tip....

My names Dave NoC sport, climb in and we'll get you off and going. (3 minutes later NoC pulls into a darkened alley and) Uh dude...thats not a weapon thats
bulging out your shorts is it? I don't want no trouble man.

Relax...its a weapon but not the kind see. (shorts and shirt fall to cab floor.)

My god horseboy...that hitching post is incredible...you, uh, you sure you want
a cathouse? my cowboy does a pretty good rodeo of his own...and the ride is free.

Doors open and shut...they leave the cab and go into the Sir Francis and
get a suite ordering a drink and hors d'ouvre cart. Stopping by the lobby
Pharmaceutical they pick up a few necessities , up the elevator to the
suite and..

oh god franz let my lips suck in that flaming dragon...dude this is the... mmpfmmpfh biggest cock I've ever seen. where did you come from...
I do chinatown all the time and never saw anything...this makes my buddy
JaGs sea snake and kiwis practically ordinary.....

Spread your legs bitch...I want my Jakarta log stuffed up that tender ass
until you sing like madonna....baby if you're as tight and creamy as you
look..I...I will go totally Lady GaGa on your whitesnake.

slobber on my quivering cock and caress my swollen balls man get me
ready to massage your prostate ...cream is hot and bobbling I need your
...oh..oh fuck yes... now...now...jesus, american ass is so tight so hot so
so.so. oh shit here it comes...here comes the night.

franz massive cock spews exploding white syrupy goodness all over dave. catching his
breath he licks the sticky trail from taint to tit..then nuzzling the nipples he puts
lubed fingers on daves swollen balls and pulsating joystick. eight inches of all american
meat at his fingertips...as his lips play on the deep hirsute chest his agile fingers
desparatley squeeze and milk the turgid organ...franz muscled and island tanned legs
sprawl apart on the balcony deck...the pink rosebud of his essence twitching in lust
and dripping with the sweat of anticipation. His cock newly revived swells to its
glorious eleven inches forcing him on his back david oh please david please..I hurt
so bad and feel so empty...pump it in deep..hard and fast now you bastard do it now.......

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is lefty wasrting your time and his with this drivel? speak now or you can just
hold your own piece.......literally.........

tmilk the nipple

 

[DonQuixote]

Where do I send the bill for the replacement keyboard?

 

[Lefty]

I wish I kew if you guys were just being good friends or

actually meant those generous remarks...oh maybe

one of those preverse pscho thing....kill them with kindness

and maybe they will go away?'

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty,
Sometimes a compliment is just a compliment -there's no dagger behind our backs - well, maybe YOUR hardened steel trying to impale us, but that's a horse of a different strokes.

 

[EJMichaels]

Man, he fusses when you don't comment, and then when you do. It's not easy to maintain these creative geniuses.

 

[Lefty]

oh joaie...

were it not for the brevity and infrequency of these sojourns of yours the

very cockles f my heart would ice over.

Go forth fair maiden, cast your pearls among the swine knowing full

well I shall keep the home fires burning whilst holding a special place

within my soul.

Safe day in the city and remember to wash your hands and boil the water.




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[DonQuixote]

We may be having to crack the whip at a certain muse, if he doesn't get back to creative writing for the sex pervert, 101.

That pony might find out what it means to be mounted.

 

[DonQuixote]

Someone else w/ a bit o' the sadist in 'im?

Capsaicin HP is nice and mild, too.

 

[Lefty]

Someone else w/ a bit o' the sadist in 'im?

Capsaicin HP is nice and mild, too.

Hewlitt Packard

 

[DonQuixote]

High Potentcy, Leftykins

http://www.drugstore.com/capzasin-hp-arthritis-pain-relief-creme/qxp149835

 

[Lefty]

Now that makes sense.

I'll have to check the supply rooms at Paddles and over at

Puddles place too. Wonder how Franz and Dave are doing,

heard a couple of Ozzers and maybe even a Kiwi may have hit

town. Curious and curiouser.

 

[DonQuixote]

Got some out of towners due in shortly, here, too.

 

[Lefty]

bummer buddy...

considering the outpouring of the titans whose fair estate I

am attempting a toehold, Best you ensure you have a goodly

supply of univresal lube, handi wipes and a charged flashlight

come bed time. I think Randy Andy and the Taz Divil are at

the greyhound in downtown San Fran.....maybe?

 

[DonQuixote]

My out of towners aren't that sort.

You may have some real fun your way.

Is Craiger aware of the arrival from down under?
He's partial to Dave, mate.

 

[Lefty]

Randy and Taz came around the backside of the Greyhound tucking in shirts,
wiping faces and knees so as to appear presentable. Big grins and wallets
bulging from their recent efforts

Bloody hell Taz...did you see the pipe that little guy ..uh Illy.. had hiding in
those cargo shorts. Talk about a Fosters Oil can and man did he ever foam.
My throat is still looking for my tonsils.

Aye Randy he fair skizzarded that lizard up my poor arse too. You think he meant
that invite for a crash and 500 quid for a game of hide and seek?
That could be hotter than when we stayed with that Lord York bloke in Liverpool
last summer ... remember at the bath when he lost his swimmers
and gave us a proper English breakfast...
haven't had Bangers and Mash that good since.

The boys hooked a cab to the Sutro Baths for a clean and go and it was soon
apparent that this was no YMCA. Stripping down
and heading for the showers they see a cock as firmly entrenched
in their memories as it hadever been in there asses.

Holy shit Taz....thats that dude we spent the week with in Jakarta.and look
that wankers root looks even bigger now....Hey, hey Franz...'member us...
you know....that wild weekend at the JakJazzFest?

The three boys grabbed a quick shower and a private room. Refreshed and
having shared a few sticks of Jakartas best the boys stretched out in a
tangle not able to tell who was where or even caring what belonged to who.

Taz....taz...can you still hum hail mary with 10 inches of holy man in your ass..
the proud dripping cock began easing its way into the divil boys cave...
moist dark and almost virginal snug.. Andys giant worm inched
its one eyed way to new depths...
gutterul moans vibrated from Taz as franz slathered his swollen balls with
juicy lips seeking the essence of the hirsute gold coaster.
His own loins aching and throbbing with unspent lust ripened with the odor
of naked need and desire.
Paddle fans stir the air bringing the heady aromas of man sweat across the
bare skin of the animals writhing beneath.
franzs erect nipples are stuffed in someones hot wet face....
slithering through the kelp of tangled hair his enraged sea snake
encounters another unexplored cavern...bucking... twisting, seeking the
probing drooling stiffness going harder faster deeper... the head ...
large as a mans fist
has escaped its hood and now in the depths of............mutual euphoria
the boys convulse, they twitch and spasm as one...
another thrust another groan and......

oh fuck me mates...what in St. Elvins gay hell happened to the bleeding lights then ...
darker than a welldiggers arse now

shut your gob and squeeze your cheeks franz and me are about.......to
...sweet jesus franz is that just you up my.....

 

[DonQuixote]

Well done, Leftykins.

Now I know why I haven't seen a lot of posting this e'entide.
You've been busy working on an abundance of Quality over quantity.

And oh so heavenly it is.

 

[DonQuixote]

You, and several others of us.

 

[Taz]

Loved it! Had my lol's out from beginning to end (not the only thing I had out). And The idea of having sexcapades all around the world is hella cool.

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Hey Randy remember that time on the french riviera?

yuuup

With the rich guy and his son in law

yuuup

No wait, or was that Portofino?

No Portofino was the yacht guy.

Thats right...
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Methinks It's time for a bit of world travel.

 

[Taz]

Congrats on 4000 posts Bendy!

 

[DonQuixote]

Bendy,
It's not like you had a goal of hitting 4000 last night or anything, lol.

Congratulations
on your concerted efforts.

I know it has sometimes been a
bit of a challenge,
shall we say,
to know whether you'd see
the light of this day!


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