Welcome to the House of Paddles

[Lefty]

Hot flash...Hot Flash...Hot Flash.

Loose Ends has a new rumour......

Some wannabe Statue dude bon vivant is taking

his 'loveslave' to San Francisco

for a night of D.E.B.A.U.C.H.E.R.Y to celebrate

the scofflaw
rule BENDERs Four Thousandth narrow escape of the

BANNING ENFORCEMENT OFFICERs...

Loose Ends suspects the City by the Bay

is either getting really HOT...or a bit crowded..

 

[Lefty]

Benderboy and Oscar, forced to travel under ID names (Ben and Jerry) meet up at Atlanta Hartsfield in one of the Delta Terminals and proceed to the Departure gate for the San Francisco Flight. The travel weary boys are catching up and chatting as best friends are wont to do. They use Jerrys pass to go into the Delta Premier Crown Club to freshen up and have a latte or something.

Damn Jerry, a wife beater and cycle shorts? You do believe in advertising the goods don't you? Can't believe they would let you in first class or even this posh lounge dressed like some street hooker.

Bite me Ben, like you didn't forget to wear your jock under that kilt and the famed Claymore of Edinburgh isn't half slapping your knees...Blow me mate...and I don't mean with hot air either.

Jerry, the club is empty...lets go in the back lounge and share a 'quaich' and a
joint. My guy Alan from Medic1 laid some medicinal grade on me at the departure gate.

Cool dude...but no smoke...it will get you busted here. A quick piss and a wet wipe while you pour the scotch...when I get back we can suck a couple down and maybe...heheheh suck on some other joints.

Fuck Jer my kilts been a tilt since New York...lets take that piss together and
just see how things flow from there.

And so.....they did.

!#*&%#$#*&%$!@!*&%#@!

Bloody hell Jer...a regular water dog you are and...since when did you start playing fireman? That fat hose is evenbetter than I remembered. now lay back

Ben placed gentle fingers on Jerrys blushing nipples..his tongue dancing
among the light scattering of golden brown hairs between them. The
massive swelling lifting his kilt demanded attention Jerry twisted and reached the towering tumescence now caressing the celtic knot of Bens
hooded cock. Skilled fingers peeled revealing the pink oozing head. ..as
he palmed the slickened tube ...

Bennie....do ya...do yah think maybe thats wet enough to...uh oh oh god your tongue and you haven't even touched my oh oh oh shit Benny,..slam that cannon up my ass now...now you bastard all of it NOW.

And so...Ben obliged.

He crammed his meat into a sausage casing coated it with their mingled juices and began an ancient highland fling Jerrys and his ass twitched.

shaking with an ague of lust the massive cock hit its goal, slamming through the tight rosebud it sought companionship with Jerrys prostate.lurching and spitting while its owner pushed Jerrys legs high in the air...amid gasps of pleasure pain he gasped I want it all Jerry I'm balls deep and ready to blow....squeeze bitch squeeze like you love me. the battered ass flexed and tightened around the impossibly inflated cock pommelling it. Jerrys sweating hands wrapped around his own turgid prick. the boys convulsed as one, their cries almost piteous in the spasms they shared.

Gods blood....will we have any go juice left for Craiger and his friends at
Puddles? that was intense my man....infuckingtense.

Shit, I forgot Ben...Craiger took a week-end and Dave is showing him and Franz around Portland. Kuli's doing a BBQ on his beach and were invited..that is if we can make it. if not...well...Andy and Taz are hanging in the city for a few
and...

Yeah...I know that and shit....last time we met them at the JAKJAZZ fest I couldn't even crawl across the room the next morning and oh my poor head. fuck man..we
win either way. NOW..Put that sticky thing back in your shorts man...we got a plane to catch.

The tongue bathing of each other complete, the boys stuffed their wilted
equipment away and freshly groomed headed out the door to their non-stop to San Francisco and Nirvana............

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ok people, the slang isn't always spot on and the typing is a box of hair...
but, read one eyed and one handed... maybe you'll experience something
akin to a box of birds....btw, a quaich is an ancient Scots Ceremonial
Drinking cup.

 

[redfox70]

Lefty, I enjoyed reading that much more than the previous 2 (and I don't mean enjoyed in the same way as the boys did ) No offence meant, but this one seemed more coherent to me JMHO

 

[Lefty]

Puddles,

I don't get offended by my special friends. And since I am somewhat of a
neophye to extended (and actually creative) story telling, all comments are appreciated.

I didn't think I could go beyond bio blogs...so this is a learning thing for
me and I hope entertaining for others.

other than vicious trolls, any comments suggestion advice or ideas are
welcome.......this story started as a one short post kinda jab at our beloved
Mistress Paddles...and look what a mess I've gotten into.

 

[redfox70]

I can't really comment much more on your storytelling prowess as critiquing literary works is not my area of expertise (I prefer my entertainment in a more visual format ) But I don't think you need my input anyway as several of the guys have already expressed their enjoyment of your efforts and will no doubt feel the same about this most recent episode

Btw, where is Mistress Paddles? Do you know? Are you at liberty to divulge?

 

[Lefty]

Puddles, I will use any and I mean any

excuse from blond diatribes to stupid

emoticons to keep talking to you. The

whereabouts of the Divine Miss M?

look to your pms..and 'member.....

 

[redfox70]

And yet there are times when I feel like you're ignoring me But maybe I'm just being paranoid

"Divine Miss M"? Is that a nickname that I don't know about, or a typo?

As for her absence, I wouldn't have thought there was any need for the reason to be kept secret.
Nonetheless, I won't say anything

(She'll probably tell us off for talking about her )

 

[Lefty]

Scarlette

Divine Miss M (as in Michaels) is a temporary snicker name.

You get them too Ms Puddlejumper. Her 'health break isn't

secret....just private..

@bendyboy, best warn your little Oscar,

you two still have a bit of trip in front of you.

....................

 

[TheOscar]

Oh my, I wasn't expecting this story to include me(and Bender, for that matter). XD I am nothing like that at all, haha! Smoking joints?! Hahaha! That made me laugh. XDXD


Certainly very descriptive, Lefty. And I'm flattered you chose us for the story, I suppose, hah.

Why do you change from purple to black and such? Just curious.

 

[Lefty]

amended

Certainly very descriptive, Lefty. And I'm flattered you chose us

Why do you change from purple to black and such? Just curious.

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jerry...bendy and oscar are fairly new... I don't know much about you but

bendy is kinda under "pops" and my wing (theres a few) so in my small

way, I try to make the JUB's aware of you all and stuff I learn about people

where they are et cetera makes my blogs and now stories more fun to do.

changes in type and colors is to change speaker or narrate...purple usually

means it could be salient but warning I am shooting, So to Speak, past the

prurient and right into salacious.

Does that help?

 

[TheOscar]

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jerry...bendy and oscar are fairly new... I don't know much about you but

bendy is kinda under "pops" and my wing (theres a few) so in my small

way, I try to make the JUB's aware of you all and stuff I learn about people

where they are et cetera makes my blogs and now stories more fun to do.

changes in type and colors is to change speaker or narrate...purple usually

means it could be salient but warning I am shooting, So to Speak, past the

prurient and right into salacious.

Does that help?

Yeah, I think so, haha.

Okay, well, we'll be seeing more of these adventures soon, I'm sure. XD

 

[Lefty]

Yeah, I think so, haha.

Okay, well, we'll be seeing more of these adventures soon, I'm sure. XD

finally figured out XD is disneyesque or the new emoticon LOL

I been trying to make it eXtreme Definition or eXtreme Duty,

even a damn Scion..............

see, even old gas bags can learn...XD...LOL or /.

 

[DonQuixote]

Uh Oh, we're in for it now.

Who's the fresh meat for Leftykins to chow down on?

 

[TheOscar]

finally figured out XD is disneyesque or the new emoticon LOL

I been trying to make it eXtreme Definition or eXtreme Duty,

even a damn Scion..............

see, even old gas bags can learn...XD...LOL or /.

Yeah, haha, "XD" is just a face laughing.


Seems you got some fans now, Lefty.

 

[Taz]

I can't wait for you to bring everyone together lol.

Next part Lefty, write write write!

 

[TheOscar]

OH! I never asked: why on earth are Bender and I under "ID Names"?

 

[Lefty]

OH! I never asked: why on earth are Bender and I under "ID Names"?

Oscar and Seth.....no impact...

Ben and Jerry.....a duo, easy to remember

Oscar short is Os and confuzing with the kids from OZ..

1 Seth is biblical and 1was an owner of JUB..somethings

are just to secular. Are you boys ready? I think your

jet is being forced to land in Travelers Rest SC due to

medical emergency...but...well, we'll see....XD

 

[redfox70]

Scarlette

Divine Miss M (as in Michaels) is a temporary snicker name.

Of course! I should have realised that, it's just that I'm so used to you referring to her as Paddles or variations of EJ

You get them too Ms Puddlejumper. Her 'health break isn't

secret....just private..

I know! I've had more nicknames in the short time I've known you than I've had in my whole life!
And understood

 

[TheOscar]

Oscar and Seth.....no impact...

Ben and Jerry.....a duo, easy to remember

Oscar short is Os and confuzing with the kids from OZ..

1 Seth is biblical and 1was an owner of JUB..somethings

are just to secular. Are you boys ready? I think your

jet is being forced to land in Travelers Rest SC due to

medical emergency...but...well, we'll see....XD

Haha, I think I sort of understood....>.>

But I see you've grown fond of "XD" smiley.

 

[EJMichaels]

...

(She'll probably tell us off for talking about her )

Do I actually ever "tell anyone off" ??? [insert some sort of frown here]

And just how not secure is an unsecured wireless connection, I wonder... I took a few precautions... I had to turn off all the images, so I'm missing all sorts of good stuff (that's a mother-in-the-room problem, not a technological one).