Welcome to the House of Paddles

[DonQuixote]

eJ,
Welcome to my standard viewing mode.
And, why I have to be very careful about opening up pics or vids here and there, lol.

 

[redfox70]

Do I actually ever "tell anyone off" ??? [insert some sort of frown here]

Dunno. I'm not really sure why I made that remark. I guess I just figured you wouldn't like us publicly discussing your whereabouts. Not that that stopped us from gossiping about you in private...

 

[DonQuixote]

Ooh, if the Foxy Lady keeps THIS up, she just might find herself in leather (straps) and, all gusseted up and ready for special treatments.

 

[Lefty]

uh oh....donnie gonna get his plump little ass whupped with

the bad boy stick iffen he don't watch how he be mouthin to them

hot but volatile ladies.

 

[redfox70]

Ooh, if the Foxy Lady keeps THIS up, she just might find herself in leather (straps) and, all gusseted up and ready for special treatments.

And just who exactly is going to be brave enough to administer those special treatments?

uh oh....donnie gonna get his plump little ass whupped with

the bad boy stick iffen he don't watch how he be mouthin to them

hot but volatile ladies.

Can I be the one to do the ass whuppin'?

 

[DonQuixote]

Ms. O'Hare, the Scarlet lady extraordinaire,
I would have thought that was apparent.

Why, the Mistress of Machiavellian Machinations,
the Doctor of Deadly Delights,

Her Ladyship e Godiva Joan,
Tigress of the Cat O'Nine Tails.

 

[Lefty]

Puddles stormed into the office 'd' cups heaving, her breath in angry gasps.
Donnie looked up from behind the mounds of paper and quailed...his sweet
mistress was well and truly pissed this morning. What had he forgotten to
do this time?

Lady Puddles...what did I do? whats the matter...please...here have some
tea, now sit and control yourself...you scare me when you get like this.

Scare you? Scare you? I'll bloody have your frickin balls for earrings you ...you
incompetent arse. Why in Elvins flaming gay hell didn't you tell me Lord Yorkie
called in withe the grippe? 4 clients and no master to attend them....oh god I
am so fuuu.......

Easy there, I haven't had much practice but...maybe if we double teamed them
we could still make them happy. Are there any spare costumes I could use?

Donnie goes over to the wardrobe and flicks through various outfits and the
accessories. grabs several and begins to strip.

Damn Donnie, you don't look half bad...a bit of the belly but the hairy chest and shoulders..hmm..this just might....good god lad...where have you been hiding THAT thing...if your root works as good as it looks those boys are in for a time.

Two hours later, the duo in business dress, open the door and invite the men there inside the ornate class room..


so...you boys think the rules don't apply to you eh. Brandishing her ruler and
a thick belt she commands the boys....strip down and grab your ankles..its
ten swats apiece for your insolence. hairy asses now or Mr. Bumburn will come help me and he will brook no crap. The man draws blood when he swings that paddle.....bend and grab Now.
The ruler swings cracking loud swaks , one, two three....the recipient collapses rolling on his back a rampant erection waving furiously. Puddles then turns to the next boy who is clutching his genitals and shaking. with a harsh cackle Puddles wields the belt and the buckle collides with his hands his small fat penis is revealed flaming and dribbling onto his oversized testicles while boy number three drops to his knees....please mistress please...don't hit my cousin Isaacs hands...he..he..he is a pianist and has to perform tomorrow...
Craiger pleads but his cock gives him away...hood peeled back and tip glistening it cuts through the air seeking a resting place. Puddles blouse ripped open and skirt fallen to her knees from the exertion pretends to
lunge at him and convincingly collapses arms akimboand most of her succulent flesh exposed....
Damn you boys...what have you done to sister Fox? little bastards you will pay for this..ripping the suit off Donnies leather thong and vest are all he
is wearing when he wails into the boys his cane flailing left and right. the
sight of the glowing asses and the naked athlete bodies proves to much. His cock rips throufgh the thong and his mouth wraps around first one then in turn all of the stiff slabs of meat around him.

God boys....he asking for it...lets get our moneys worth...Isaac grabs at the hairy breast and flicks the little buttons to attention...Craiger quit pulling the guys balls and wrap you lips on the prick....suck his brains out man...milk him dry....Mattilly and limey can use the juices to grease up when they hose
his ass. The fist sized head of limeys banana cut cock nestled into the folds poking at the tight hole Mattilly had just liked into convulsions....a sudden pop..a grunt..a sigh and eight inches of young manhood slid home..the steamy sleeve grasping and squeezing as the cock invaded its depths.

Donnie s throbing dick stuffing Craigers throat and Limeys soldier crammed in his ass was almost too much frantically he gulped Isaac tonsil deep and while emitting screaches of pleasure pain he reached out and with both hands grabbed the biggest cock he'had ever touched...Mattilys louisville slugger was drenched with the body fluids of his team mates... it swang out and with no warning spewed white cream from Donnies chest to where Craigers head still bounced up and down.massive wails from four throats accomanied geysers of froth soaking everyone. a short pause..a collective groan and donnie spreads his battered cheeks for the assault Mattilys newly restored monster attacks. As he attacks the gaping maw stroking furiously
until donnie yells easy fucker you're half way to my esophogus already.
the boys gather sperm slimed and sweaty. seeing no towels they use their tongues nuzzling licking gently softly caressing bruised and sated flesh. wiping each others gentle suckles at ears and chests forceful massaging of now limpid cocks and fingers probing balls and butts for signs of life. whimpers of satisfaction mingle with the carnal odors in the air when matt
gasps god guys, this old guys ass is too much..I...I.. hope when I hit 40
I can still fuck like he can..uh uh oh shit...matt shuddered the monster drowning prostate cheeks even the taint.

Puddles eyeing the quivering heap crawls stealhily from the room her own juices flowing seeking release. reaching into the closet she grabs her Ron Jeremay and amid the renewed cries from the school room begins to.............

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sorry people...I get in over my head here ... will try for better later...
suggestions are welcome..hate is not...thx.

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,
You gave me grief for no editorial type comments previously -
I told you in the PM you were doing fine - and reminded you that you could use Word or similar to type up, proof, then copy/paste and you said this was still life typing online.

You had a lot of action going on, or, rather, I had a lot going on, lol. Wow, the mind, the mind, is such a sad thing to waste. I must still have been in a blissful fugue -I scarcely remember the evening with the boys. It must have been the phrenetic pace we all kept to.

I'll have to attend to their needs, again, when ULOM is under the weather, so I can more fully enjoy myself.

As to the editorial - It would help you to relax, take your time, typed off-line, where you check for typos and punctuation and such. . . When you're writing such active scenes, it's easy to get into your work.

How is your keyboard? A bit sticky?
lol

We love you, Lefty.

 

[redfox70]

Ron Jeremy?

 

[redfox70]

Ms. O'Hare, the Scarlet lady extraordinaire,
I would have thought that was apparent.

Why, the Mistress of Machiavellian Machinations,
the Doctor of Deadly Delights,

Her Ladyship e Godiva Joan,
Tigress of the Cat O'Nine Tails.

Well, as fond as I am of Mistress Paddles, I was hoping that one of you fine boys was going to take charge of my punishment. However, I'm sure Ms eJ would dearly love to do the honours.

 

[EJMichaels]

Watching is good, too.

 

[Lefty]

Ron Jeremy?

sorry love....I was gong for equipment size reference

not the meatball (literally) attached to the stick.

Titxch Jones, J.P. DoBois or even Nathan Price probably

wouldn't have meant much to the Americans but the

whole world knows the slimeball hedgehog.

I'll hook you up better later....


maybe with me......I.ll dye my hair,get some tatts

and a prince albert or....

 

[DonQuixote]

Ms. Scarlet of O'Hare,
If you're a bad girl I might be conscripted to provide proper learning enhancement lessons.

Ms. eJ,
As this was YOUR forum, I did not want to presume. I thought it a fairly safe bet that some form of lesson would be required, so I felt safe in making that statement.

I would be honoured to provide the proscribed punishments under your perjorative perusal.

 

[redfox70]

Lefty, you could have hooked me up with "my" Derrick, you know

Donnie, ready when you are, big boy

EJ, enjoy the show

 

[redfox70]

...get some tatts

and a prince albert or....

You seem to be under the illusion that I find tattoos and piercings hugely appealing. I don't particularly. But I don't particulary have anything against them either, on the right body and in moderation, as some guys suit them, whereas for some guys it is a huge no-no.

 

[Lefty]

SHEEE---IT Donna,

Duchess DeeCee or Lady Liverpool would have your ass naked,

trussed, gagged.... greased and..... oh....of course..

uhm mother is calling me.....

Ms. Scarlet of O'Hare,
If you're a bad girl I might be conscripted to provide proper learning enhancement lessons.

Ms. eJ,
As this was YOUR forum, I did not want to presume. I thought it a fairly safe bet that some form of lesson would be required, so I felt safe in making that statement.

I would be honoured to provide the proscribed punishments under your perjorative perusal.

 

[redfox70]

Titxch Jones, J.P. DoBois or even Nathan Price probably

wouldn't have meant much to the Americans

Well, they mean absolutely nothing to me

 

[DonQuixote]

Ms. O'Hare,
This modest knight errant didn't even know the FIRST reference mad by our Prurient Facilitator.
It's not that I haven't checked out some of the illustrative offerings around and about, but that name was not on my radar - nor, would it be of much interest, lol.

 

[redfox70]

I only know the name because he was once on a British reality tv show (I didn't watch it, but these programmes are difficult to avoid hearing about) and I think he has been referred to in other tv programmes and movies, else I'd be none the wiser.

 

[Lefty]

Well, they mean absolutely nothing to me

Brit porn stars, hung and young and a bit hairy. Darker haired

and I suspect at least one has tatts.

Bendy...you are having violent peanut allergy reactions and Delta

is being forced to land in Travelers Rest SC.

And donnie, how could you deny knowing your own uncle? Fie sir,

I repeat Fie.