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[Lefty]

A tale of a Lady


Lady Paddles... please please oh god stop
I'm sorry..it hurts..I. I can't take anymore..
I can't take anymore...it, it hurts to much.

Silence... I said Silence or the next bites of my
wet whip will score your flesh. Lashes raining
on your naked grovelling ass bringing agony
and remind you of your insignifigance ... No one
talks to Lady Paddles until ordered too.

The air in the San Francisco Basement reeked of fresh
perspiration and total control. Miz Joy’s bodice
glistened with the dew of her efforts, the transparency
of the white lace creating a huge tumescence in Senator
Donz’ leather thong. The head of his manhood edging over
the top of the tight bulging pouch

You filthy creature.. if you spill one drop on my virgin body
or even the floor and your groin will scream as you writhe
naked on the bed of ice.

But mistress.. Oh god please lady......oh stop plz..uh uh uh.

Puddles... bring me the front and rear chastisement belt...
this sperm bank dropout and his pathetic manhood need it.
Don't forget the BenGay for lube.

Miss Puddles leapt to her feet quivering with excitement...
BenGay for front and rear...Joy was hot tonight. in her haste
haste she stumbled and one heel slid deep into the mans ass. Her
nipples flared and at the sight of her wet panties his cock spewed. ..
covering Joys patent leather thighs highs with milky viscous fluids.
In feigned outrage her voice shakingas she screamed....

Lord York bring a towel and the full body restraints this clumsy girl
and that pig have made a mess. BRING YOUR GEAR and be ready
for a workout...these two have been very bad...oh so bad.

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Well eJ......

be honest...should Lefty stick to rhymes and bio trashing or maybe
write on? I don't know much about dom and s/m (obviously) but
the Basement Establishment could be an Emporium of all tastes,
venues and........but anyone commenting, be honest plz .. I can

handle a little singe...just not a total flame.
and.

 

[redfox70]

Why on earth did you have to drag sweet little innocent me into this sordid tale?

However,

 

[EJMichaels]

You seem to have a talent for this. Keep it up, as they say.

It's nothing like the kinky stories I'd normally read for entertainment, so I won't judge by those standards. It resembles reality about as much as your writing usually does. I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Oh, and Puddles, I think you asked for it.

 

[redfox70]

Oh, and Puddles, I think you asked for it.

I did?

 

[EJMichaels]

The poor dear is becoming forgetful.

 

[Lefty]

Maybe Lady Paddles and Lord York could pull a train

on the the little slut and try prodding her memory via

her little red caboose?

 

[Lefty]

Thank you Bendy lad...

so I should maybe do more?

is there a place for a Seth maybe?

Your pops won't read it..or he hatez it

or he can't stop wanking long enough to say

LOL........

Hey...word from the tower...

 

[DonQuixote]

That's my boy! (Bendy, of course.)

I am sore afraid. Lefty on the loose in the full fledged STORY forum.

And, and, and, ME as his victim!

Ms. O'Hare, stay close, I will be needing your for support.

 

[Lefty]

so damn it

is it like a waste

or meh

or what?

Just say so in english...

and if your name can be taken in vain.

 

[EJMichaels]

Well you know me Lefty, pure as the driven snow, but if you could add a little ahem waterplay into your next chapter it'd be much appreciated Guv'ner.

Yes, that would be interesting. For my book research, of course.

 

[redfox70]

The poor dear is becoming forgetful.

 

[redfox70]

Ms. O'Hare, stay close, I will be needing your for support.

 

[Lefty]

azure az dairies phogs in Saint Francissi,

paddles palace of pain

now has an undisCLOTHED impertinence

in der werks fur ewe. two.

bee eskared

vary eskared.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty is talking in that funky speak.

Almost that ICANHAZCHEEZBURGERS speak.

What weed did he get into (for purely mecidinal purposes)???

It's not bad enough that my tired, achy back is slightly bent and racked with ticks from wearing this suit of armor all these years; NOW I'm developing the "Quaismodo-esque" nervous neck twitch from looking behind me, wondering when that broken down gelding is going to attack next!

Ms. O'Hare, I thank you SO Kindly for your unwavering comfort in these times.

Bendy - you DO like to "prod" on our demented author, don't you?! I knew there was a reason we all liked you.

 

[Lefty]

simpleton english for western new yorkers in rochester
and across the pond for liverpudlians.

As sure as there is fog in San Francisco
The House of Paddles is scheduling a
"SPECIAL" session just for you too.

Would that be clear enough?

bendy lad 's travails have only just begun

 

[DonQuixote]

simpleton english for western new yorkers in rochester
and across the pond for liverpudlians.

As sure as there is fog in San Francisco
The House of Paddles is scheduling a
"SPECIAL" session just for you too.

Would that be clear enough?

bendy lad 's travails have only just begun

Leftykins, my nefarious knitter of tales,
I understood perfectly well the sentiment
you were conveying.

It is your recent verbal transmogrification
that has this knight errant concerned,
not the meaning of the words.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzbrlSHf5-M[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

After all this time,
You should be aware that I exist on several levels and planes.
Do to the multiplicities of my MANdated amBIdexterity between
those 'worlds', an occasional bit of leakage occurs. One level has
me as the Joker, anther as The Shadow. Its even been rumoured
I appear as a Supporter on one or two...
but tmi, just be

Afraid, very afraid.

 

[DonQuixote]

And his Banner of Jock-Strapdom is proudly displayed.

 

[Lefty]

Watch your mouth you damned DelinQuent.

Professor Otto Lycus is preparing the library

in the sub-basement of the Nob Hill Manse

and is looking for a victim....um Tester.

 

[Lefty]

Formal Notice attached to entrance of a Nob Hill Victorian

The House of Paddles is undergoing renovation.

During this Historical Restoration and Update,

Patrons are directed to Puddles Palace of Perversion

GRAND RE-OPENING SCHEDULED 11p.m. 17 AUGUST

1-415-GOOD TME.