What are your Porn Pet Peeves?

[TickTockMan]

Videos with "ugly" guys.


Videos with guys I like, then they show the ass and there is a huge zit.

 

[HoodedRat]

When the minute you see the two guys, you know instantly which is the bottom and which is the top. Don't be so predictable.

Ah the good old-fashioned cliches of 'butch fucks fem'; 'older fucks younger'; 'taller fucks shorter'; brunette fucks blonde'; black fucks white'; 'ugly fucks pretty'; 'hairy fucks smooth'; 'uniform fucks civilian'; etc, etc, etc ...*yawn*

 

[Spiff]

something that they are all guilty of: following the same stale porn formula as if it is a commandment from the porn god. suck, fuck, cum. there is a serious lack of creativity in the porn biz.

oh, and too many extreme close-ups of genitals and buttholes. nothing erotic about that at all. it's like watching a short film in your high school anatomy class. . .

 

[sixthson]

Ah the good old-fashioned cliches of 'butch fucks fem'; 'older fucks younger'; 'taller fucks shorter'; brunette fucks blonde'; black fucks white'; 'ugly fucks pretty'; 'hairy fucks smooth'; 'uniform fucks civilian'; etc, etc, etc ...*yawn*

Everyone fucks asian.

 

[peeonme]

Dudes that are shaved.
"Perfect" guys, give me a break.
Big cocks... let's get real.
Yes that damned noise they make, ahhh, ahhhhh, ahhhhh, oh, ahhhhhhhh. right.

 

[roadtripboy]

Performers looking at the camera. Or off screen to get instructions on what to do next.

Porn where is no connection between the performers. I want to see people engage with each other. I'm not interested in watching performers who are just "fuck machines".

 

[seven2go]

No talking which is marginally better than some of the insipid shit "writers" come up with.......
And WHEN they talk there is never enough really dirty talk and if i ever hear "Do you like that" again it'll be too soon.

 

[Alnitak]

The same position for too long

Showing the faces for too long

Cuts that are too short

Bad/corny acting

Unconvincing "straight" guys

Taking jockstraps off in a jock scene/not wearing them correctly

 

[Georgiadude]

when they repeat "oh fuck" every 2 seconds. seriously......are those the only 2 words the guy could remember? I really dislike it when they fake the actual sex. it's so obvious the top isn't hard or penetrating the bottom and the actors are moaning like it's the best sex if their lives. I understand it may be difficult to keep an erection at times. hell it happens to many guys in the real world. just continue doing oral or jo with the guy soft. edit the scene out or something but the fake fucking and cumming is a major turn off.

Steven

 

[Taralen]

Unless it's low budget amateur porn:

Fucking in hotel/motel rooms.

Bad acting and storylines:If you're gonna have one of those porns where it's like a movie, the acting and plot should be good.

If not just stick to fucking.

The third person who just watches or talks shit without taking their clothes off.

Fake, lack of good, or no cumshots.

Gonzo blowjobs.

Cock rings. If you can't get an erection, don't do porn.

Too many cuts, transitions and edits. It's porn. I want to see the mistakes and fuckups.

 

[medic1]

Sleazy music.

Sleazy/non-existent script.

Fake cumshots.

The look of boredom on some actors faces.

Gay for pay.

 

[Aron9000]

Main thing is when there is no chemistry between the guys. Oh and soft cocks, like bottoms who don't get hard the entire film.

 

[seioussuction69]

Where do I start? You guys have made so many valid points already. Actors who are visibly bored or look angry annoy me. We all know you are doing porn for the money (unless you're a raging exhibitionist) but if you are lousy at your job, you should quit or someone should fire you. Any scene where the actors are overacting, especially when they are cumming, and you are thinking to yourself "oh give me a fucking break!" Johnny Rapid making those "it hurts, take it out!" faces are an example of overacting, I doubt he feels it. But my main gripe is bottoms who stay limp! I loved Bel Ami from the beginning because the guys were so gorgeous, but those limp bottoms were annoying. Any guy who gets rammed by Lukas Ridgeston and doesn't get painfully hard doesn't deserve to have a dick.

 

[Latimer]

Performers looking at the camera.

I enjoy it when performers look at the camera for a second and "break the fourth wall", which is why I often enjoy the set ups and codas in some "amateur" porn.

 

[Autolycus]

- Straight porn playing in the background; it's a complete turn off to hear a woman whining like she's being injured.

Totally agree!

 

[dpnice]

I personally prefer scenes with individuals masturbating and in such scenes detest when the guy is beating himself off at such a speed in a hopeless attempt to get an erection that you cannot actually see his cock. I want to see a cock and not a cock hidden by a hand so I would like them to occasionally stop so I can see it.

I also like see a cock go from hard to soft something one rarely sees as they are all so frantic masturbating. I don't want to see their hand I want to see their cock.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

"Fuck yeah!"

 

[EddMarkStarr]

Number One on my list: Men who never get hard.

There must be thousands of videos showing "Mr. Softie" making porn - please Stop!


Number Two: Straight porn playing in the background.

And the volume is always Loud - please Stop!


Number Three: Pets in on the action.

If you love Fido and Fluffy, put them in another room - Please!

 

[TickTockMan]

Guys not enjoying themselves.

My favorite porn star was guilty of that. He was my fantasy guy, but he made terrible porn.

 

[Hotrich]

You've all made such good points! My big thing is not getting to see the guys face as well as his cock and cum when he cums. I love to see a guy screw his eyes tight shut when orgasming, it is something that is a big turn on for me. The whole man on the point of orgasm, not just his cock and cum.