What are your Porn Pet Peeves?

[HoodedRat]

^
I would have to leave immediately if the music was bad and the sound was on. There should be a special place in hell for all the people responsible for the terrible music in porn.

 

[Kahaih]

Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was?

 

[eastofeden]

The one thing that makes me go elsewhere in porn immediately is "drag"...and I mean male drag. It is a sexual turn off as is female drag on men.....

If you are dominant..you don't need leather and spit....I have been fucked by alot of totally dominant men who didn't have a stitch of clothes on and no drag and no spit and they did the job..magnificently.....I like videos with those kind of dominant/submissive guys.....

Same way when I am dominant..I need a submissive guy to just be natural..not some stupid phony role......and the other thing..YUCK on the hairless thing...ewwwww......you need pubic hair at the very least but I also like some hair on the ass or at least around the ring of the hole..I like the way it looks and feels.....

Hairless reminds me of women...I don't want to fuck women...

 

[rareboy]

Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was?

 

[Charon]

I forgot one, porn parodies, so dumb.

 

[gsdx]

^ Like 'Flesh Gordon'?

 

[mikey3000]

Hey, I was, "Mikey In The Middle."

Really stupid dialogue drives me nuts.

 

[Charon]

^ Like 'Flesh Gordon'?

Yup, and the Star Wars, Pokemon Go, Tarzan, and all the other parodies.

 

[Aron9000]

^ Admitted guilty pleasure, I did like Bustin' Beeber.

 

[gsdx]

Yup, and the Star Wars, Pokemon Go, Tarzan, and all the other parodies.

FLESH Gordon was the parody. It was a theatrical release but it still had lots of nakedidity (mostly female, of course).

 

[USEDCAR]

Music i hate when porn has music i quickly click the porn off.
Bad Acting
Guys who don't look interested or is bored.
Guys that just go through the motion
When Condoms magically appear
When the guys are too pretty give me my average men.
When the producer or camara man tells the guys what to do.
Fake Cum,those videos used to crack me up it was so badly edited and the guy would jerk off and it cuts to the other guy face getting a facial and you see someone throwing wet lotion at the guys face.
When they are "father" "son" and the "father" looks as young as the guy.

 

[Zeno Lorea]

When they are "father" "son" and the "father" looks as young as the guy.

Make that: when the "son" looks as old and worn-out as the daddy

 

[FPNY]

I like some of the names tho...camp pokeahiney.....shaving ryans privates...those are fun

 

[sixthson]

I want Gentleheart to come post in this thread.

Where is Adrian, anyway? I miss him.

 

[peeonme]

I like some of the names tho...camp pokeahiney.....shaving ryans privates...those are fun

I had not heard of shaving Ryan's privates, thanks I needed a good laugh

 

[HoodedRat]

Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was? Do they still loop clips to make scenes/the action appear longer than it was?

 

[electricflame]

I don't like when they don't do facials. I have to see cum eating lol

 

[EddMarkStarr]

How is it that this thread appears and suddenly every video I see has guys wearing cock rings? Cock Rings!
I thought cock rings were an erection aid for old guys. What a turn off for me.
Men wearing cock rings just remind me that they are not really into m4m sex.

 

[HoodedRat]

^
I seriously don't get cock rings. I too have always associated them with guys who can't get/keep an erection (why not just use Viagra instead of advertising your sexual disfunction?) ... plus, they look utterly ridiculous and as unsexy as fuck!

 

[Zeno Lorea]

How is it that this thread appears and suddenly every video I see has guys wearing cock rings? Cock Rings!
I thought cock rings were an erection aid for old guys. What a turn off for me.
Men wearing cock rings just remind me that they are not really into m4m sex.

I find cock rings quite attractive. Like nipple piercings and PAs. But then I usually see them on men who have no problem getting hard enough to fuck me. And I can understand it turns some people off like I am turned off by a nose ring.