What if most of you Jubbers are just Bots?

[tallguy297]

It's how I was programmed.

I was created, see. By power-hungry individuals wanting to create super-humans.

Nanotechnology.

I can touch a person and read their thoughts and feel their emotions and most of the time it saps their energy.

You can contact me by infolink, a neat little device implanted into my skull.

JUB log 23.6.24 18th May2007

We have relocated the "good things come in small packages - version 123" program...after it had been misplaced. It seems that field testing has gone as planned and that this additional module is ready for release pending further analysis at close quarters.

There has been some unexpected side affects caused by the new empathy chip... this example seems far too human... capable of consuming enourmous amounts of information, processing and producing real deep lasting emotion.

Initial reports suggested that the new generation exoskeleton's has succeeded in attracting potential mates, but upon further examination it has been revealed that this veneer simply undervalues the enormous reserved found underneath. Suggest future models are less aesthetically pleasing so as to not to detract from the intellectual property invested in this generation of program.

Infolink has limited benefit... scarcity of adaptable and compatible equipment means that this programs infiltration in the market is far less than desirable. Suggest previous generation of physical contact processing be upgraded to complement the current verbal data block.

Summary - severely underrated program with unlimited potential. Release now to assimilate with other approved JUB programs.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Am I real, or am I Memorex? Only my hairdresser knows for sure!

 

[tila123]

um okay then.

i am not from the FBI

u dont know your name.

free the queen!

aliens dont exsist

<.<

>.>

 

[Paws]

 

[winterknight]

< may or may not be a bot.

 

[Ninja108]

I'm the first in a new line of ninja cyborgs.... Today JUB, tommorrow the world!!!

 

[Riverrick]

Interesting videos everyone!

Well, as you may or may not know I am the Resident Cylon...

Yes, but you need an upgrade. All of the other Cylons are laughing at you.

As for all you cyborgs, that is only an adaptation that allows you to move about in the real world. It is of limited use to the JUB Project, as you can only influence one Jubber at a time. Granted, you can REALLY influence him.

Your real use will some into play when stage 2 of their plan takes shape, domination of the planet.

 

[Christopher123]

There has been some unexpected side affects caused by the new empathy chip... this example seems far too human... capable of consuming enourmous amounts of information, processing and producing real deep lasting emotion.

Yes, they didn't anticipate my emotion. I didn't turn out to be the cold killing machine that they wanted. Unfortunately, I'm also one of the nano-augmented agents who have a killswitch implanted. Which means, once they grow tired of me, they'll just flip a switch and I'll be dead within 24 hours.

Initial reports suggested that the new generation exoskeleton's has succeeded in attracting potential mates, but upon further examination it has been revealed that this veneer simply undervalues the enormous reserved found underneath. Suggest future models are less aesthetically pleasing so as to not to detract from the intellectual property invested in this generation of program.

Does not compute.

Infolink has limited benefit... scarcity of adaptable and compatible equipment means that this programs infiltration in the market is far less than desirable. Suggest previous generation of physical contact processing be upgraded to complement the current verbal data block.

Physical contact is not necessary for communication. They will regret these new models.

Summary - severely underrated program with unlimited potential. Release now to assimilate with other approved JUB programs.

Picking up strange signals. May possibly be life from other planet interfering with frequency.

 

[Riverrick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by tallguy297
Initial reports suggested that the new generation exoskeleton's has succeeded in attracting potential mates, but upon further examination it has been revealed that this veneer simply undervalues the enormous reserved found underneath. Suggest future models are less aesthetically pleasing so as to not to detract from the intellectual property invested in this generation of program.

Does not compute.

He's saying you're a cutie who's a smartie!

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallguy297
Infolink has limited benefit... scarcity of adaptable and compatible equipment means that this programs infiltration in the market is far less than desirable. Suggest previous generation of physical contact processing be upgraded to complement the current verbal data block.

Physical contact is not necessary for communication. They will regret these new models.

A hug is worth a thousand words. And a hug from someone with your exoskelton is worth 1001 words.

Originally Posted by tallguy297
Summary - severely underrated program with unlimited potential. Release now to assimilate with other approved JUB programs.

So you want to release more Christopher123's into the forums? You believe that this is the key to influencing the real people here and winning them over? You think that we'll go gaga over 100 Jubbers who are nice and funny and sweet and handsome? (Sorry Chris, that slipped ahead of the next congrats thread. )

Well...........guess why Belamy is REALLY offline. Its actually the RESISTANCE that has been working on him!

How about 500 Belamy's flooding the forum, huh? Might that not stop your nefarious plan?

 

[Christopher123]

He's saying you're a cutie who's a smartie!

Hey, I gotta come back with something programmed, lol.

So you want to release more Christopher123's into the forums? You believe that this is the key to influencing the real people here and winning them over? You think that we'll go gaga over 100 Jubbers who are nice and funny and sweet and handsome? (Sorry Chris, that slipped ahead of the next congrats thread. )

No more congrats threads! They embarrass me.

Well...........guess why Belamy is REALLY offline. Its actually the RESISTANCE that has been working on him!

I was just wondering that today myself. Where the hell is belamy, anyway?

How about 500 Belamy's flooding the forum, huh? Might that not stop your nefarious plan?

Awww, belamy never hurt nobody.

And I miss his polls!

(even though some of them were pretty silly )

 

[Riverrick]

And now Riverrick,

Arrrgggggg!!!!!!

No more congrats threads! They embarrass me.

Me too. I have a love/hate relationship with them. I despise those last 10 or 20 posts before hitting another thousand.

I was just wondering that today myself. Where the hell is belamy, anyway?

I like Belamy too. He's a dash of fun around here. I don't always understand him, though. Well, rarely actually.

The ironic thing is that he's probably a Human.

 

[Christopher123]

Me too. I have a love/hate relationship with them. I despise those last 10 or 20 posts before hitting another thousand.

It's nice to be liked and appreciated, though. Makes me feel good

I like Belamy too. He's a dash of fun around here. I don't always understand him, though. Well, rarely actually.

I don't understand him, either. But he's still part of the community. Or was. I have no idea what happened to him. It's been rumored he was banned, it's been rumored he left on his own... no clue.

The ironic thing is that he's probably a Human.

I'll have to give that one some thought, lol.

 

[eddielee]

The way I keep malfunctioning, it should be obvious that I'm a refurbished bot with faulty wiring.

 

[Pringle]

Pringle response code :

If thread = "Newbie" then put "Welcome [insert name^] "

If thread = "Congratulations" then put "Congratulations on [insert post count^] "

If thread = "Celeb" then put "Hubba Hubba "

If thread = "Bi, Politics, incest" then <hit refresh>

 

[Christopher123]

If thread = "Celeb" then put "Hubba Hubba "

Celebs? Hubba hubba?

I can't think of many that are worth looking at, honestly.

Except Vin Diesel and Matt Damon.

 

[Pringle]

Celebs? Hubba hubba?

I can't think of many that are worth looking at, honestly.

Except Vin Diesel and Matt Damon.

Really - I can think of a couple.

But its a default setting for the Pringle Bot I'm afraid so it has to apply to all. My computer logic isn't advanced enough to deal with random responses. I will have to wait for my upgrade for that.

 

[jockboy01]

Jockboy must have been swayed by the money and was recruited by the the JUB Project. What they say is that he became a Mod. Sure! What really happened is that they moved him to JUB Central and gave him a plushy apartment with all sorts of boy toys (and I mean toys!). I fear he's gone to us by now.

That's what being a mod is all about... the fantastic perks... 110th floor penthouse with ocean AND mountain views and a continuous stream of boys... eh, I mean toys to keep occupied. It's fun.

It's a lottery system... you too can join JUB central. We have periodic drawings to see who gets to come here. But once here, you can never go back to JUB (minus those select few like myself). That's where Belamy is... he won the last drawing and got to go to paradise. I have a feeling there are a few in this thread that will soon win the drawing too and be in utopia.

I wish each of you the best of luck in the upcoming drawings!!

 

[Christopher123]

Really - I can think of a couple.

But its a default setting for the Pringle Bot I'm afraid so it has to apply to all. My computer logic isn't advanced enough to deal with random responses. I will have to wait for my upgrade for that.

I think I need an upgrade soon myself

 

[gmoney]

That's what being a mod is all about... the fantastic perks... 110th floor penthouse with ocean AND mountain views and a continuous stream of boys... eh, I mean toys to keep occupied. It's fun.

It's a lottery system... you too can join JUB central. We have periodic drawings to see who gets to come here. But once here, you can never go back to JUB (minus those select few like myself). That's where Belamy is... he won the last drawing and got to go to paradise. I have a feeling there are a few in this thread that will soon win the drawing too and be in utopia.

I wish each of you the best of luck in the upcoming drawings!!

Does this include an upgrade, or will we be reformatting the entire disc?

 

[Christopher123]

That's what being a mod is all about... the fantastic perks... 110th floor penthouse with ocean AND mountain views and a continuous stream of boys... eh, I mean toys to keep occupied. It's fun.

You have no idea how heavenly that sounds to me right now.

Except I want the boys. Not the toys.

Although boys can become toys.

I'd be a toy.

Yep.