Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

[Digicel]

I don't really have an ass fetish but at the same time it didn't seem like a hot topic either so i figure this thread can have a home here.

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Well yesterday i wanted a hot dog so i took one out of the fridge, it was jumbo and while i had it in my hand i looked at it and i don't know if i was horny or what but it resembled a semi hard penis so much. Long story short i put a condom on it and fucked myself real good. The frankfurter was bigger than most dicks i have encountered in my time.

Oh i also put a tampon up my ass once just for fun and pretended that i was seeing my period.


So lets get this thread popping?

 

[latinheat]

this has already been done before......but i put one of my rave lights up my hole and it was good and fun but huge!

 

[Matthew522000]

A candle and believe me you can put it in there tooooooooooo far!!!!!!!

 

[Appleman34]

I shoved a hotdog in my ass and kept it there until I was ready to blow my load.

 

[Lukeee]

My list from a similar thread:
Straws
Balloons
Latex gloves
ice cubes
Skittles
Pens (3 of them)
handle of a screwdriver
Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube.
Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5893020&postcount=33

 

[tootsie]

I've put a jumbo hot dog too but also a toothbrush and a broom handle that was the best of all of them

 

[bunny34]

My list from a similar thread:
Straws
Balloons
Latex gloves
ice cubes
Skittles
Pens (3 of them)
handle of a screwdriver
Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube.
Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5893020&postcount=33

WTF were you on at this point

 

[joey69nwi]

a carrot
a 11 inch cock, motherfucker that hurt, but damn he stayed hard forever

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

... i also put a tampon up my ass...

...put a condom on it and fucked myself real good. The frankfurter was bigger than most dicks i have encountered in my time.

Digicel, I'll start by saying that this question most certainly qualifies for my "Strangest question I've ever been asked ..."

Let me do my best to recall--

Frankfurter -- I think yes, at least I know that I've considered it
Tampon -- Yes

Originally Posted by Lukeee
My list from a similar thread:
Straws
Balloons
Latex gloves
ice cubes
Skittles
Pens (3 of them)
handle of a screwdriver
Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube.
Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube

Straws -- Yes
Balloons -- I think maybe Yes
Latex gloves -- Yes
ice cubes -- Again, at least I know that I've considered it
Skittles - Not yet
Pens (3 of them) - Yes
handle of a screwdriver - Yes
Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube - Not yet
Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube -- Not yet

I'll add --

Candle
Pencil
Handle of a hair brush
Handle of a cuticle remover tool
Handle of a toothbrush

 

[Hidden Element]

cucumber is my most extreme

 

[desmond]

Bike handlebar.

 

[Reality101]

my girlfriends really hilarious tongue toy that wiggles around haha it felt good though

 

[desmond]

What's the best thing?

 

[justaguyincks]

another mans' penis

 

[coloradobottom]

biggest Dildo I could afford at the time-- 18 inches. damn it hurt good

 

[catcherboy]

When I was first exploring my sexuality, around 13 or so, I put my maglite up there haha. I also used empty hair spray bottles, screwdriver handles. Um, a giant cucumber. I know there's more.

 

[Randy__23]

6 hard boiled eggs

 

[desmond]

Easter egg hunting just got interesting ;-)

 

[rubberGay]

a large Dildo is my favourite!

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Oops forgot to mention

Small tree branch (pretty small)
Wood dowel rod