The Original Gay Porn Community - Free Gay Movies and Photos, Gay Porn Site Reviews and Adult Gay Forums

  • Welcome To Just Us Boys - The World's Largest Gay Message Board Community

    In order to comply with recent US Supreme Court rulings regarding adult content, we will be making changes in the future to require that you log into your account to view adult content on the site.
    If you do not have an account, please register.
    REGISTER HERE - 100% FREE / We Will Never Sell Your Info

    PLEASE READ: To register, turn off your VPN (iPhone users- disable iCloud); you can re-enable the VPN after registration. You must maintain an active email address on your account: disposable email addresses cannot be used to register.

  • Hi Guest - Did you know?
    Hot Topics is a Safe for Work (SFW) forum.

When I was a little kid...

I never really thought about how they grew -.- I actually didn't know until my mom forced me to play Farmville on Facebook. Yeah, I'm slow, haha!
 
I used to eat this small little pebbles that were in my backyard when I was like 3.
 
It was all about collecting Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblades and Yugioh cards if you didn't have them then you weren't cool at my school
 
When I was a little kid I thought a cyclops would come out of his cave and squeeze a big wart on his head to make Mayonnaise, and I still hate that stuff.
 
I lifted a girl's skirt up to see if she had a penis just like mine or not. My dad told me girls don't have them. I guess I had to check it out for myself in kindergarden.
 
When I was a little kid, I thought people only had foreskin (Didn't know the name of it then) if there dick was really big.
 
When I was a little kid I knew nothing of vaginas so I thought a baby had to be born out the ass or out of the mouth. Oh brother!
 
...my dog Bunson got runned over by a car, so I vowed to never drive one of the evil contraptions, and when I got big I was going to devote my life to taking down the auto makers. I even made a series of posters detailing the tragic event (using crayons on newsprint from my Big Chief tablet)...in honor of Bunson's memory.
 
The traffic lights always made me think of fruit flavored hard candy.
I took licks from deoderant stick on rare occasion... (ahaha, yeah...)
I broke both wrists.
 
I thought that the traffic lights were fruit flavored hard candy...
 
...my dad didn't enforce the seat belt rule when we road with him, so my brother and I would stand up in the backseat and poke our heads out the windows like a couple hound dogs.
I recall my mother jumping his ass severely after we told her we didn't have to use seat belts anymore because dad said so, and he was the boss.
Poor dad...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top