When I was a little kid...

[ShihTzuTylenol]

is when i found out i was gay

wwwwwwelcome to the occupation eeeeeeeee

are you pronouncing that āāāāāāāāā or eeeeeeeeé or yīyīyīyīyīyī

when I was little my dad loved Elvis so I know more about the King than a person ought to know maybe... I love the Speedway movie best I think...and In the Ghetto and Such A Night

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EwMHtri1rg"]aaaaaaw[/ame]

 

[chace1617]

i thought that the anchorman on the news had to learn by heart everything his says on TV

i thought that actors were really killed in films and they were getting a lot of money to do that and gave it to their families...

 

[ozguy]

.... I believed in Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy!

 

[PATMAN]

I thought that if you swore, the police were on the way to come and bring you to jail.
I remember being at my babysitter's, and yelling "FUCK!!" and then running to the window in the living room waiting to hear the sirens and see the police come screeching down the street to get me.
I thought it was strange they never showed up and I considered myself REALLY lucky lol

 

[TofuEater]

I used to eat tissue paper...

 

[construct]

I heard at church that Jesus would come back as a thief in the night. I thought that meant he would be reincarnated as a thief. Every time I heard the limbs brush against my window screen, I was petrified. I just knew Jesus was trying to get in to steal my toys.

 

[stutter032]

i would hide in the middle of the clothes racks at stores

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Wow! I love all you guys and this is an excellent thread.
When i was a kid I loved Magilla Gorilla and Huckleberry Hound.
I don't know what happened but I only fell in love with other guys. Most of the ones I met. They were so beautiful and I wanted to kiss them and feel of their dicks.

and we love you back Killda

I'm still lol and rotfn--[rollin on the floor naked]

did you ever wonder why or think it was peculiar that a big muscular dog like Scooby Doo didn't have a huge lipstick holder dangling down? I did...when I was a little kid...

still do, they might have gotten him nudered idk



and I gotta think Bert and Ernie sometimes sneak into each others' beds to play a quick round of, "got-yer-dick" and "did-not-mist"_____

_______and I bet Ernie's thang is all fuzzy cause it's made of felt and like, thick, fat and uncut, and sorta long with a felt vein and swings to and fro when he's headed to the tub with rubber ducky

_______while Bert has an average, felt, circumcised fuzzy with a smooth plum on the end, cause he don't got no forefelt to cover the tip...
_______and Bert doesn't have an ass, poor thang just has a hole at the bottom of his back......

_______while the Ern man cometh with a nice firm, round, beefy man butt.....

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I thought that if you swore, the police were on the way to come and bring you to jail.
I remember being at my babysitter's, and yelling "FUCK!!" and then running to the window in the living room waiting to hear the sirens and see the police come screeching down the street to get me.
I thought it was strange they never showed up and I considered myself REALLY lucky lol

lol very funny, and that reminded me of a couple things...
we lived a block away from a major artery in town so virtually all emergency vehicles came by our house, and they all sounded the same to me so I was curious how my grand mother knew before she saw the vehicle whether it was an ambulance or fire truck, or cop car.....My grandma was ambidextrous too. She couple write things with both hands at once.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

My family played Gin Rummy, which meant nothing to me until I learned what gin is, then I thought they were using gin in the game somehow.

I thought the cotton gin made liquor from cotton...like corn liquor but it was cotton liquor

Reye's syndrome was a constant sourse of confusion for me. First I assumed it was made with rice__Rice indrome.. then I thought it had booze in it Rye syndrome

and I assumed because you're always hearing about martinis, that they must be just fantastic. boy, Was I ever wrong!?

When Johnny Carson was the host of The Tonight Show, the background of the set was a mural of the lights of Los Angeles. I thought they actually were up in a tower somewhere.

Sunlamps were popular when I was a kid and I was terrified of them. I was afraid to look at them, even when they weren't even plugged in. I was afraid they would burn my eyes out. I was also afraid of the electric heater in the ceiling in our bathroom and I wouldn't go into the bathroom if that was on. I don't know why, but electric heaters scared me.

I backed into a stove with no pants on and got the name of the stove branded on my ass.

When I was in 4th grade, I asked my teacher, "How much money do you make?" and she smiled at me and said, "You usually don't ask people how much money they make." I was very embarrassed and a couple other kids heard this. For a few years after that, I thought how much money you made was a very personal, private secret.

we were poor

But on a brighter mote, the little girl across the street was rich, and so was her mom and dad. She had every toy ever made. looking back I know she was spoiled, but back then I wasn't judgmental so I didn't label anyone...but she was mean to me. I didn't recognize it right away, I just put 2 and 2 together every time we got separated and she was getting a spanking.

I made a penis out of modeling clay for her G.I.Joe
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111we didn't have any cool toys. If I wanted a transformer I had to take a claw hammer to a matchbox car and create my own...

The first time I ever saw another boy's dick was when my next door neighbor spent the night with me, and he pulled down his pants to show me - just for one second. His was all shriveled up and I thought mine was supposed to be that way, but mine was bigger and fuller. I wondered for a while if I was deformed, but when we started having P.E. classes in junior high school and we started taking showers, I realized I was the same as everyone else.

I did not understand how a black person could speak with a British accent. I thought they were pretending it so people would think they were "upper class" or something. (And frankly, to this day it still seems odd to me.)

lmfao it does hit me as odd also...I thought after it snowed the roads were referred to as "slickery"

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

When I was a little kid...

I had to take a coupon from each dispenser at the super market or a big monster would eat me at the exit.

oh puddin', you want the OCD thread. just keep going straight about 2 forums and take a left at the Hand Sanitizer isle.
Ask for Howie...and good luck

 

[Nomenclature]

I used to hate watching the news because i thought the Anchor was looking at me.

Were you on acid as a kid?

I did not understand how a black person could speak with a British accent. I thought they were pretending it so people would think they were "upper class" or something. (And frankly, to this day it still seems odd to me.)

It's odd to me when an Asian person has a pure British or American accent. You just expect them to have at least a bit of their accent.




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When I was six years old, I thought about marriage for the first time. For some reason, I thought of a man and wife getting married, then the thought of two men getting married in my head, and I actually kinda liked it (HINT). Then, I thought of two women getting married and busted out laughing, because I thought they would fight over wearing the same dress.



When I was a kid, I would never eat the crust of a sandwich, so you'd just have this brown V thing left to dispose of. One time, my mother surprised me by cutting off the crust before serving the sandwich to me, and laughed because I STILL left it in a V shape.


I was a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I knew this kid that repeated everything twice.
He would say something once then instantly he said it exactly the same way again BUT [here's the kicker]--his mouth moved yet no sound came out. And as he was in "repeat mode" he looked as if he was in a trance/ his eyes were blank like he was in deep thought...eerie!!!
It was obvious he was doing this, but when confronted about it, he honesty didn't know what we meant...eventually it was just something we all accepted.


Then in Jr high school we met this kid that stuttered really bad. Mostly when he got excited or if he was lying about something.
poor kid had a fantastic poker face -- until he opened his mouth to raise a bet BUSTED!

I fold...me too...yup...I'm out...fold!...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

When I was a kid, I would never eat the crust of a sandwich, so you'd just have this brown V thing left to dispose of. One time, my mother surprised me by cutting off the crust before serving the sandwich to me, and laughed because I STILL left it in a V shape.

My grandma would feed us stuff like spinach and liver! I was pretty convinced that was grounds for child abuse, but I could never get my parents on board with pressing charges.
That led me to realize they were all in on it together---my only chance was to get a Brad Pitt poster to replace my worn out Marky Mark and just keep digging...

I was a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Me too, I remember when they all had red masks...those were the good ole days.
I was a purist, so when they each got a specific color I was like, WTF!? I thought it compromised the integrity of the artform. It was all down hill from there...


I bet if I lived back in the 1920's I might have protested "the talkies" too...


I still love a good silent film, and really really love the German Expressionists -- Metropolis, Nosferatu and The Cabinet Of Dr. Calamari.
I picked up the Lon Chaney classic, Hunchback Of Notre Dame the other day. I still have yet to see Phantom Of The Opera.

 

[rainyguy67]

I was 7 and my uncle came for a visit and when no one was looking I stole one of his "Special" cookies that only a grown up could eat.

I thought that teachers were robots and they just plugged themselves in at the end of the school day cause I never saw them outside of school.

I broke my ankle playing Boys vs Girls tag when the awkward girl in my class came charging as fast as she could bowled me over.

I was a skinny little kid.

 

[bike10]

When I was a I thought a BIKE SUPPORTER was kick stand for bicycle.

 

[todwod]

Saturday morning cartoons were the shit.

Land of the Lost, Talespin, Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales!

 

[JakeBequette]

I thought that rain were the tears of clouds after bumping their heads together.

I went to catholic school, so I thought it was the angels crying. Also, thunder was just God bowling.

... Also when I was a kid, I thought those orange balls on some electric wires were basketballs kids had thrown up there and had somehow electrocuted their selves onto the line (because my aunt told me so )​

 

[JakeBequette]

Talespin, Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales!

Mmmmhm.

Dexters laboratory?​

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Does anyone remember Cow and Chicken? Chicken was Cow's big brother, and his best buds were Phlegm and Earl

Or what about Ren and Stimpy?