Who Knocked The Bitch Up???

[snapcat]

I want to know which one of you biotches, knocked the head bitch up?

This is a matter of National Security, I say, and mandatory DNA samples will be required.

I'm putting $100 cold hard cash on James being the father.

Speak up!

 

[Andreus]

hey

dont look at me

my rod doesnt get starch for those axe gash looking thingies

my bet is james too

 

[snapcat]

The Department of Homeland Security has informed me that the Gym Teacher from the original Porky's movie will be handling the DNA samples.

Remember, identifying this cock is the patriotic thing to do for this country!

 

[james1200]

ugh...if we're talking dick cheney's unholy spawn, my dick isn't bisexual enough to get anywhere near that mess. sorry, for females these days, i'm preferring cute japanese girls. yes, i said japanese (somebody move this to one of the 100 "why does everyone hate asians here?" thread.)

 

[MidnightPrism]

I want to know which one of you biotches, knocked the head bitch up?

Hillary Clinton is pregnant!

 

[Andreus]

we are going to have to let coach Ballbrecher inspect you for the defining mark, james

luckily she had a sex change and now goes by the name of Gen Alfie

I'm sure he'll be here for an inspection

alfie i love ya

 

[snapcat]

Well, if it's not James, and it not Drew, then it MUST BE Alfie!

Alfie, Miz Cheney's Dad will want to have a word with you, no doubt.

 

[Andreus]

LMAO !!!

Alfie has been having words FOR cheney for years... glad to hear they will finally get to exchange them

 

[OtterJoq]

Wonder if the kid'll be a self-loathing traitor just like mommy.

Or maybe a hypocritical cunt like grandmama.

 

[james1200]

i found a picture of mary cheney (on the left) and her partner who got her pregnant on the washington post site. he looks like a handsome devil.

 

[Centexfarmer]

I've already read Alfie's comment, in another thread, and he's already blaming it on the "turkey baster."



I keep telling everyone to wash their cooking utensils, but does anyone listen to me?

NOOOOOOOO!

 

[snapcat]

I've already read Alfie's comment, in another thread, and he's already blaming it on the "turkey baster."

A likely excuse!

That German Shepherd impregnated Mary Cheney, I just know it!

The ladies at the front desk will be none too happy about this!

This is a matter of National Security, people! Our Founding Fathers would demand a DNA test on that pee-pee. There's no time for a warrent, man, just DO it!

 

[snapcat]

Oh Look!

Baddog already has a picture of the new love child ...

 

[Andreus]

oh god

that is a scaary picture

a rutting cheney

i just threw up a little in my mouth

 

[james1200]

i guess it's true what they say about people getting grumpier as they age. sheesh.

 

[portohottie]

I think he had something to do with it..........

.........Just a hunch though!

 

[Andreus]

i guess it's true what they say about people getting grumpier as they age. sheesh.

lol

just admit you impregnated that slam pig daughter of cheneys and the whole thing will be forgiven

 

[Kulindahr]

Obviously, this is an Immaculate Conception.


The Christians aren't going to like this one bit.

Um, I think you need to prove that there's something -- anything! -- immaculate about any of the Cheneys. So far, we have just a conception; immaculate requires purity of heart, selflessness, humility, obedience.....

 

[james1200]

lol

just admit you impregnated that slam pig daughter of cheneys and the whole thing will be forgiven

never. i can't sink so low as to fuck a republican. there aren't beer goggles big enough.

 

[NW007]

Your guys posts on this thread make George Will look like an angel in his articles.

You guys love to dish it out, but why not be more receptive to criticism of your views!!