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Who Knocked The Bitch Up???

i'm about to get high right now...i just felt like announcing that all over the place. god bless the drug cartel. fuck the war on drugs.

how many paths will this thread take? inquiring minds wanna know...
 
General_Alfie said:

Well someone's going to get something black and hard in their pantaloons for Xmas and no, it won't be james' cocktail sausage.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

scored again! either you've developed a keen sense of humor overnight or you've hired the best joke writers in NYC.
 
c'mon now boys; wipe the cum off your face and sing along to the baha men:

who knocked the bitch up?
(woof, woof, woof)
who knocked the bitch up?
(woof, woof, woof)
who knocked the bitch up?
(whoof, whoof, whoof)
 
centexfarmer said:
FUCK GAY MARRIAGE. :D

Oooh, Baddog. You don't sound like a Guido do you? *|*
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I didn't think so until I went to Michigan and they laughed at the way I talked. Imagine, people in fuckin' Michigan laughing at the way I TALK. Dammit, I'm gonna watch Fargo again.....
And I'm tellin' ya, the Republicans are secretly fertilizing Republican lesbian eggs with Reagans frozen sperm. C'mon, you know they'd do it if they could.

And james1200, I wish you lived closer. I wouldn't mind getting a little buzz on....
 
centexfarmer said:
I confess. I'm the one who knocked the Bitch Up!
I thought she was James1200! !oops!

:kiss:

Oooh, Baddog. You don't sound like a Guido do you? *|*
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c'mon now. i'm such a hottie and she's not even cute. how could u mistake me for that heffer...i've had it. we're breaking up.

To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes
If I bought it nigga please don't touch
And keep talking that mess, that's fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time
And It's my mine name that is on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard telling me
How I'm such a fool - Talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So go ahead and get gone
And call up on that chick and see if she is home
Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Cause you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby you dropped them keys hurry up before your taxi leaves
Standing in the front yard telling me
How I am such a fool - Talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So since I’m not your everything
How about I'll be nothing
Nothing at all to you
Baby I wont shead a tear for you
I won't lose a wink of sleep
Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy

To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left

To the left
To the left

Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

**double snap**

Baddog said:
I didn't think so until I went to Michigan and they laughed at the way I talked. Imagine, people in fuckin' Michigan laughing at the way I TALK. Dammit, I'm gonna watch Fargo again.....
And I'm tellin' ya, the Republicans are secretly fertilizing Republican lesbian eggs with Reagans frozen sperm. C'mon, you know they'd do it if they could.

And james1200, I wish you lived closer. I wouldn't mind getting a little buzz on....
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it is too fucking bad you're from jersey. we could be doing more than gettin' our buzz on. ;) you're one of a handful of people on JUB that has that irish thug boy look like my cousins that drives me fucking nuts! love your white-trashy shaved head and tats, and i mean that with love since half my family is white trash, LOL...hot.

now back to the topic...what the fuck was it again??!!
 
Wow...this is starting to feel like that old board game 'Clue'.
My guess is it was Colonial Mustard in the Billiard room with a blunt instrument.

Well James if'n I'm ever out your way I'll look you up. You've got a wicked sense of humor, brother.

..|
 
Baddog said:
Wow...this is starting to feel like that old board game 'Clue'.
My guess is it was Colonial Mustard in the Billiard room with a blunt instrument.

Well James if'n I'm ever out your way I'll look you up. You've got a wicked sense of humor, brother.

..|
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Baddoggie, I don't recall ever saying that I planned to share you!

You mine, mine, all mine!
 
james1200 said:
c'mon now. i'm such a hottie and she's not even cute. how could u mistake me for that heffer...i've had it. we're breaking up.

To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes
If I bought it nigga please don't touch
And keep talking that mess, that's fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time
And It's my mine name that is on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard telling me
How I'm such a fool - Talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So go ahead and get gone
And call up on that chick and see if she is home
Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Cause you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby you dropped them keys hurry up before your taxi leaves
Standing in the front yard telling me
How I am such a fool - Talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So since I’m not your everything
How about I'll be nothing
Nothing at all to you
Baby I wont shead a tear for you
I won't lose a wink of sleep
Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy

To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left

To the left
To the left

Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be be here in a minute - baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

**double snap**
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*squeeling like Kate Winslet at the end of Titanic*

James come back, come back! :cry: :cry: :cry:









You know I love your post smoking Eastern Liberal Brown ass! :sex: :bj: (ww) :69: :gaysex: :hitit: :rainfro: pride: #:>

What's a Gay Redneck gotta do to get some lovin' 'round here? :badgrin:
 
Baddog said:
I didn't think so until I went to Michigan and they laughed at the way I talked. Imagine, people in fuckin' Michigan laughing at the way I TALK. Dammit, I'm gonna watch Fargo again.....
And I'm tellin' ya, the Republicans are secretly fertilizing Republican lesbian eggs with Reagans frozen sperm. C'mon, you know they'd do it if they could.

And james1200, I wish you lived closer. I wouldn't mind getting a little buzz on....
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I'm reminded of the time that I was in Queens:

"Hey uh, Guido! Cum uvha he-er. Litten to dis fucka frum Tex-yes. Dunt he see-ound ig-nor-ent?"

I'm all, "Eye, sound ignert? Ewe aughta he-year whut y'all sound L-IKE!"

Bitches!

:lol:

So, in keeping this thread on topic.

Did the Bitch Get Knocked up?

 
Baddog said:
Wow...this is starting to feel like that old board game 'Clue'.
My guess is it was Colonial Mustard in the Billiard room with a blunt instrument.

..|
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Actually you are close Baddog. Rumour has it that is was Colonel Snaps in the outhouse with a plunger!!! Snaps is a Colonel in the Grand Ole South tradition..he is decended from a long line his mother once foolishly listened to!
J/K :p :p (!)
 
Fargo is one of my favorite movies!!! Go figure and come go with.

"Border states" refers to those states during the War of Northern Aggression that couldn't quite decide if they wanted to join the grand old Confederacy or not.

And now back to topic. I must admit...I AM YOUR FATHER. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS. YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE.
 
General_Alfie said:
Funny, I don't recall a Republican being thrown into a chipper (to the roaring, lustful applause of audiences everywhere) in so-called "Steel Magnolias," so it isn't even in my Top 100 favorites.
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Dahling ..... I do believe they ATE the republican at the church BBQ! They had to get rid of the body somehow!
 
seapuppy said:
As usual, the JUB Left has "got" me with their intelligent, well thought out, analytical reparte to my post.....I surrender boys....who can stand up to such "mensa-esque" rebuttle?:D
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It's called 'venting'. We've been under the boot of the neocon nuts for so long .... it feels fuckin great to celebrate! :p

Happy days are here again, the sky above is blue again .........
 
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