Why did god put the prostate within finger reach in the male ass?

[Gooey45]

In the bible it sais it is not what goes in the mouth thats bad it is what comes out of the mouth meaning how you hurt others with words etc..So same rule goes for the butthole is not what goes in thats bad (fingers, dick,toys etc.) it is what comes out shit basicly.

 

[Negasta]

It is obvious that Gawd placed the prostate so close to the anus, so that Adam could feel pleasure when Eve was pegging him.

BTW, i don't buy creationism at all. men and women have same number of ribs, women are not supposed to be "created" for men.

pro-Evolution!pro-science!

Amen, brother!

 

[prudyprudestein]

We need more than one way to pleasure ourselves. It's also a good way to release the stress of the day. Actually, I think that it is the best place possible. Men need to chill out. Maybe if more men would finger themselves, we've have less problems in the world. Just a thought.

Women have the clitoris for pleasure, men have the prostate. I say finger away for starters anyway.

There's nothing like a good hole pounding. Done right and you feel like a new man.

 

[Roland00]

lol very nice and I think you're right

Same reason why God created the guy's hot ass in Regexx's profile.

 

[Snade]

A lot of straight men who aren't into anal wonder why God put a woman's playground right next to a cesspool.

 

[bulge]

It is very well possible the most attractive guy will be able to get the most prostate massage and the more prostate massge he gets the more he will become able to procreate. Moreover guys are pre-eminently (pun intended) tooled to give all necessary prostate massage.

http://www.finemassage.com/prostate-massage.html

http://www.prostatecomplete3000.com/prostate11.htm

http://www.prostate-massage-and-health.com/external-prostate-massage.html

 

[cisco_teen]

Ahh! the prostatic misconceptions must be cleared up!

First of all, the prostate is not itself associated with the digestive, or specifically, excretory system. It is not a nodule off the colon or anything. It does, however, lie close to the colon, so it indeed can be palpated for any reason, medical or otherwise.

The prostate is also located where it is because it is the intersection of the urinary and reproductive tracts...we evolved efficently, using one tube for 2 purposes! It is located at the ideal spot...anterior of the bladder, and behind the symphisys pubis, so its close to where it needs to be without too much distance between important structures.

Here is a good reference picture!

What does the prostate REALLY do? Why, it gives us our beloved Pre-cum! That sumptious fluid that oozes when we are excited comes straight from that wonderful prostate. Its this fluid that also makes up 10 to 30 percent of semen. Woohoo!

Sorry, i had to intervene with my anatomy and physiology. This information COULD be useful some day! like on jeopardy. Or something like that.

 

[bulge]

Still this does not explain why most male sexual equipment can perfectly be manipulated as extern sexual organs (extern sexual organs pre-eminently charcterize the male and hang outside not only for penetration or temperature reasons, but also to get all necessary manipulation and stimulation), while one very important organ (the prostate) as an "extern/intern" organ needs to be manipulated and stimulated inside.

http://www.whitelotuseast.com/SacredSpotMassage.htm

Moreover the anus is oversensitive and plays a preeminent sexual role. I do not mean in terms of passive penetration, but as an utterly sensitve spot directly broadcasting all received stimulations to the penis.

 

[gabriel1]

Hi

God created Adam & Eve .. Male & Female

not Adam & Steve

So Being a Gay is not God's creature or even God's plan to ourlives

Sorry .. but no offense

The one reason it is ADAM & EVE, is because Steve was gone that day to the CASBAH, and eve is really a drag queen.

 

[ok455]

I love anal sex the problem with anal sex is i can't find the asshole it always slip out.

 

[Críostóir]

Well, sometimes there's pain when things come out too! And where did you get the idea that God doesn't want us to experience pain? We're stuck with it ever since that bitch Eve bit into the apple.

Exactly. Babies weren't meant to come out, ever, right? Because that HURTS.

 

[Críostóir]

What does the prostate REALLY do? Why, it gives us our beloved Pre-cum! That sumptious fluid that oozes when we are excited comes straight from that wonderful prostate. Its this fluid that also makes up 10 to 30 percent of semen. Woohoo!

Wait, I thought precum was a secretion of Cowper's gland...and the prostate makes the seminal fluid that carries the actual sperm at ejaculation?

 

[Críostóir]

Hi

God created Adam & Eve .. Male & Female

not Adam & Steve

So Being a Gay is not God's creature or even God's plan to ourlives

Sorry .. but no offense

Why is it that people so often say "no offense" after saying something they know full well is offensive?

[several paragraphs of troll-bashing omitted here]

I'm so tired of this "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" thing. It's foolish. In the FIRST creation story in Genesis, the Elohim created humans male and female. Lots of them.

Later, in the second story, Yahweh (one of the Elohim?) created Adam and Eve as a sort of junior bio project. He forbade them from eating of the Tree of Knowledge (when he could have just put a wall around it), and lied to them about what would happen if they ate from it (which in reality was that they would become like one of the Elohim, knowing good and evil), saying they would die the same day (actually Adam lived hundreds of years after being kicked out of Eden). The Serpent came along and brought them true wisdom, speaking to the woman (as Hagia Sophia (the actual wisdom, not the church) so often does), and based on this truth, they sought knowledge and ate.

So Yahweh drove them out of his little terrarium, and they had to live among all the other people (remember them? The Elohim created them in Chapter One), so their sons could have wives and stuff. This must have been very upsetting for them, but was a damn good thing for us...except that they brought body shame into the world, a thing unknown among other people.

My points are these:

1. Yahweh created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve--but the Elohim created Steve, and Mike, and Jerry, and Krzystof and all the rest of those guys before Yahweh came in with his halfassed Adam and ribcloned Eve.
2. Why on Earth should we give a flying fsck what this manipulative, cruel, vindictive, lying son of a bitch thinks of what we do? Hell with Yahweh; worship the Elohim instead (they're every bit as much "God," since the English translations use that word for both).
3. Thanks, Eve.
4. Thanks, Serpent.

 

[AngelBoy]

First of all, the prostate is not itself associated with the digestive, or specifically, excretory system. It is not a nodule off the colon or anything. It does, however, lie close to the colon, so it indeed can be palpated for any reason, medical or otherwise.

The prostate is also located where it is because it is the intersection of the urinary and reproductive tracts...we evolved efficently, using one tube for 2 purposes! It is located at the ideal spot...anterior of the bladder, and behind the symphisys pubis, so its close to where it needs to be without too much distance between important structures.

If people were designed by the Christian God …..

When he designed people – and put the prostate within finger reach – he also decided to add finger nails for the purpose of stopping guys misuse this for “impure pleasurable” purposes.

Finger nails grow continuously and naturally break off with sharp jagged edges – so there was no way for man to use fingers to stimulate the prostate without pain and injury.

Fortunately God didn’t realise that sinful men would dig up iron ore and learn how to make steel – leading to the invention of the nail clipper.

Since then anal fingering has become one of lifes pleasures – though not one normally promoted by Gods representatives on earth. But because God thought his cunning fingernail design would work – he didn’t bother to tell Leviticus to put anything in the bible to forbid this.

 

[Críostóir]

You can also chew your fingernails off, to the quick. I did this for years.

 

[Marbas]

My points are these:

1. Yahweh created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve--but the Elohim created Steve, and Mike, and Jerry, and Krzystof and all the rest of those guys before Yahweh came in with his halfassed Adam and ribcloned Eve.
2. Why on Earth should we give a flying fsck what this manipulative, cruel, vindictive, lying son of a bitch thinks of what we do? Hell with Yahweh; worship the Elohim instead (they're every bit as much "God," since the English translations use that word for both).
   [*]Thanks, Eve.
   [*]Thanks, Serpent.

Yes!



Someone else here actually understands.

 

[SportsCenterDaddy]

To enable us to cum without touching/squeezing/pumping our dicks...sometimes

 

[AngelBoy]

You can also chew your fingernails off, to the quick. I did this for years.

OK – my theory of why God put the prostate in reach and the role of fingernails may seem to be negated by the fact some people chew their fingernails.

On the other hand it’s a lot more likely than most religious ideas – though shares the same problem of having no facts to support it – but that does not matter if you have faith.

I guess from a Christian perspective – chewing your finger nails is an abomination and a sin against god – because you are deliberately trying to get round Gods holy plan to stop you fingering your ass.

Maybe this isn’t a conscious attempt by you to thwart Gods will – but if you get pleasure from biting your finger nails – that in itself is probably a sin.

Also by biting your finger nails you are deliberately threatening the jobs and livelihood of thousands of Chinese people employed in the “Nail Clipper” manufacturing industry.

 

[Críostóir]

If pleasure is intrinsically sinful, write me down among the sinners! And may all those who believe it to be so go SINLESS the rest of their lives!

 

[cisco_teen]

Wait, I thought precum was a secretion of Cowper's gland...and the prostate makes the seminal fluid that carries the actual sperm at ejaculation?

Forgive me Criostoir, you were correct! it is indeed the Cowper's glads that secrete this wonderful juice...