Why do I have to apologize for being Vanilla?

[pat grimshaw]

Why do so many guys thinks it's 'cool' or 'hip' to follow the latest kinky fad?

The AIDS Bug slowed things down a bit but so many guys obsessively chase the new fads.

I'd never think about fisting. It seems rimming is normal now.

 

[strangepoetry]

I'm very vanilla but I'm extremely creative in bed, so guys usually don't notice.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Both Elvin1 and MitchyMo showing some leg...

ARGH...

Ican'tTakeitIcan'tTakeitIcan'tTakeitIcan'tTakeitIcan'tTakeitIcan'tTakeit




More? ...Please???


... I need a cigarette.

 

[strangepoetry]

Why do so many guys thinks it's 'cool' or 'hip' to follow the latest kinky fad?

The AIDS Bug slowed things down a bit but so many guys obsessively chase the new fads.

I'd never think about fisting. It seems rimming is normal now.

pat, why do you think people are "following a kinky fad" if they like something you're not into?

 

[bankside]

I think fantasy and creativity are important in the bedroom.

Anything dangerous or unhygenic is not.

 

[strangepoetry]

But i was told if i wet my finger and wiggle it in the guys belly button then i'd be doing it right!

Shush, Moe. Don't ruin it. I want to see how long I can keep Mitchy believing that.

 

[strangepoetry]

Just like you got him to believe that you making him a Boston pancake for breakfast was a good way to start off all of his days.

[I typed: "Dear Google, what is a Boston Pancake?"]

That's just plain WRONG, Moe.

 

[rareboy]

You don't have to apologize for it, but you don't have to clutch your pearls and scowl like a spinster schoolmarm just because a lot of guys love tongue punching some dude's fart box.

 

[bankside]

You don't have to apologize for it, but you don't have to clutch your pearls and scowl like a spinster schoolmarm just because a lot of guys love tongue punching some dude's fart box.

I don't daintily recoil in horror, but I can point and laugh.

 

[jdcnow]

Vanilla ROCKS!!!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

You don't have to apologize for it, but you don't have to clutch your pearls and scowl like a spinster schoolmarm just because a lot of guys love tongue punching some dude's fart box.

That's got to be the funniest thing I've heard ALL WEEK!

 

[hylas]

yeah, calm down. no-one thinks youre boring because youre vanilla.
they just think youre boring because you appear to be a judgmental sourpuss, so drop the 'tude.

(and implying that kinksters just follow fads is mildly insulting; and rimming is vanilla.)

 

[altlover85]

Your general energy is something that is unappealing. Perhaps you may want to work on that.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

and rimming is vanilla.)

It's more like fudge actually...

 

[skips]

Will the person who asked OP to apologize please retract your request? Please and thank you. Sheesh!

 

[Anders123]

Wait, rimming is vanilla?

Shit...What's more bland than vanilla? I think the title for it should be "Anders".

...Sigh

 

[castoono]

Vanilla is a bit cheeky for me, actually

 

[ChickenGuy]

I feel the same way as the OP.

Vanilla to me includes:

Kissing
Fucking
Sucking
[STRIKE]Rimming[/STRIKE] Frotting

Vanilla all the way for me. Corrected that for what I think vanilla is.

Rimming is disgusting, and not something I'd ever participate in.

And some of the other extreme stuff I've heard about since joining here borders on sick.

I'll never understand why a minority of guys do these ugly depraved things.

And people can call me 'judgmental' all day long - I will say as I please.

 

[NineOfClubs]

Will the person who asked OP to apologize please retract your request? Please and thank you. Sheesh!

Agreed!

Vanilla all the way!

 

[pat grimshaw]

Yes, rimming is not my sort of vanilla.