Your Personal First-World Problems

[mbamike]

Someone just called me a faggot on Adam4Adam because I would not agree to suck his cock. Oh, the humanity!!

 

[Adrock-JD]

^ yeah, we are spoiled

 

[CowboyBob]

I have too much food in my refrigerator. Can't find anything in there.

I don't like my cell phone's ring.

Last week I had to wait 25 minutes for the dentist.

Life can be hard sometimes.

 

[jackoroe]

We had a beautiful day last Saturday and I couldn't take my Benz convertible for a drive because I've stored it for the winter.

 

[JayHawk]

I have run out of the Natural Balance Beef sausage roll so the dog with just hafta suffer through having Lamb stew with Salmon kibble and no sausage in his plate. Times are hard.

 

[rareboy]

My GST/HST returns for 2009 are being audited.

Shoot me.

 

[blackbeltninja]

The hot guys at my gym shower with their boxers on.

I spent all my money on designer jeans, 2 sizes too small. Can only get them up to my ankles

Pictures please!

-d-

 

[justsimon]

I can't figure out what to do with my hair.

 

[chrisrobin]

My scanner is incompatible with my new computer. The scanner will only operate with a 32-bit SP1
but my new computer has a 64-bit.

 

[miaedu]

whole foods/public library blocking JUB on their wi-fi.

 

[maxpowr9]

I was too warm while shoveling snow

two pairs of socks, two pairs of pants, t-shirt, sweater, winter coat, boots, ski mask, scarf, and fur hat might have been overkill.

LMAO! That will be me tomorrow when I am at the Pats game hopefully watching them kick the Ravens' butt.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Bought 20 spikes from an online retailer I use frequently.

Only 19 of them screw in correctly.

 

[bankside]

My biggest problem is that hipsters don't take my other problems seriously enough.

 

[blackbeltninja]

The massive selection of by-the-glass 4- and 5-star wines at the high-end restaurant I went to last night are a touch over-priced.

As was the Warthog Piccata with Black Forest Ham, and the Trio of Belgian Chocolate dessert (dark and white mousse, bitter dark chocolate tart, and triple choc ice-cream).

-d-

 

[eddieg]

I have the worst gas ever right now.

Sorry, but when I read your post and saw your picture it made me spit out my water.

Thanks

 

[eddieg]

What is it about my picture that made it funnier?

It's something in the eyes, very somber, and thoughtful.

Very handsome as well, so I hope you don't take that the wrong way.

 

[JayHawk]

I have to run my fresh water through at least a gallon until it gets cold enough to drink.....

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Mv8pauMKc[/ame]

Clean water should be a right...

 

[Daximus]

I bought 4 hard shell tacos from Taco Bell and could only finish 3 of them. *sigh*

 

[CowboyBob]

I bought 4 hard shell tacos from Taco Bell and could only finish 3 of them. *sigh*

And then there were the trials and tribulations of what to do with the extra taco...

Life can be difficult at times.....

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

first world asshole bigga then da planet why first world no get nothin

or feel nothin cause they supa assholes gon nova of dead shit< dat fancy bit

thankyou

nice day aint it