Your Personal First-World Problems

[SpeedDemonNYC]

My phone is laggy and deletes my texts, OH and it only gets 3G speeds. :'(

 

[JOHN B]

I have so many restaurants around me, I just don't know which to pick sometimes. Sigh....the worst thing is when I have a craving for one in particular,...and then go there just to find out they are closed early for some reason or another. Once in a while, I am actually FORCED to have to go to the same restaurant two days in a row! :0

 

[LilBit]

I need a couple of different items, but I have to go to three different grocery stores to get them all.

 

[blackbeltninja]

The live football match last night started and thus finished a little late, meaning my entire TV viewing schedule shifted by 20 minutes and I missed the new episode of South Park.

Oh, the humanity.

-d-

 

[Jerry]

- My computer's blindingly bright blue hard drive indicator light kept blinking incessantly last night and kept me awake.

My Dish satellite TV receiver has a very bright blue light indicating HD, and I find it very distracting when I'm trying to enjoy my 60" LED HDTV in my living room, or the 52" LCD HDTV from my king sized bed in my bedroom.

I just can't win!

Thankfully, I don't have that problem when JUBbing on my 27" imac since I moved my 1TB external hard drive behind the monitor. Things are looking up...

 

[Jerry]

Oh, and my Mustang needs new brakes, and my free license plates still haven't shown up in the mail.

 

[SuperNatural]

My Barrett long vibrator is delay due to the weather... geez I had wanted it by today....

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Oh, and my Mustang needs new brakes, and my free license plates still haven't shown up in the mail.

Poor guy. seriously though, I wanna kick you square in the nuts i'm so jealous.

 

[Jerry]

You can come over and help me put the new brakes on if it'd make you feel better


I also need an oil change


If you care to help, stop on by. My house is the one with this car in the driveway...

 

[winterknight]

The GPS on my phone gets flaky in bad weather. It makes it look as though I've run a lot further than I actually have.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

computa got a cold

haaaaa

 

[Jerry]

computa got a cold

haaaaa

I hope it's not viral

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

I hope it's not viral

dat computa word aint it? bet they sit round gettin right hard da words cum up fa computa stuff wot humans wot a use world tech stuff fa everyday thang got figa wot dat mean

da country sinkin wot we do?
@ hey try internet @
ping Crash ooh it upset
@ why? @
dunno ya goona has make up
@ is luv you computa ans ya hot @
-think about it-
@ Now wot? @
ooh it spin out 10000 kilometer contract of software wot not full a shit it want orrrrrrrr
@ FINE @
_ kissy _
awwwwwwwy a country saved


nah it no a viral just a software wot is of computa cummith

wot a make go think first worlds trust in HAAAAAAAAA

@ we is nearin MARS YAY @
atCHOOOOO
@ ooh @

haaaaaaaaa

 

[Jerry]

Well, glad to hear it's just a software issue!




Back on topic, I ate too much and now have a slight belly ache

 

[goldenmoth]

A friend of mine was just whinging on facebook that his boss gave him a paid public holiday on a Thursday. Now he has to go back to work on Friday then have the weekend off. What's the point, he said.

Gee life is rough on people.

 

[blackbeltninja]

I saved more than 200 bucks on a book sale this morning, but then was 30 seconds late to miss the 1 hour free parking cutoff and had to pay 5 bucks on my ticket to get out.

Only to find that the boom at the exit was jammed up and I could have got out scott free.

FML.

-d-

 

[Axxess]

Batman: Arkham Asylum won't run on my computer. Was so psyched to play it when I got it.

Trying to create a Mega Man game in Gamemaker, but something always messes up and it doesn't work

 

[Asenath]

I was baking cupcakes with my nieces this afternoon & I burned the finger I use to click my mouse with, right on the side my scroll wheel is on.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Spent all day doing nothing except lying arse-naked on the beach catching a tan, but kept getting hit on by uggos.

-d-

 

[bankside]

I saved more than 200 bucks on a book sale this morning, but then was 30 seconds late to miss the 1 hour free parking cutoff and had to pay 5 bucks on my ticket to get out.

Only to find that the boom at the exit was jammed up and I could have got out scott free.

FML.

-d-

Is that ZAR or do you mean actual dollars? (and if so we can assume US dollars from our craven tendency in the rest of the world to rewrite our own realities for the convenience of Americans?)

Either way, your parking is fairly cheap.