A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I think I might show more interest in Banger racing if they were to change the name of the sport from:

"Bang'er to Bang'im racing!"

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Until car boot sales look like this you won't get me anywhere near one!

Car BOOTY sale!? Well that's quite a different matter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are a twink the equivalent of giving someone the green light is to show them the green lollipop!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's ok! It's not the Loch Ness monster!

Those little babies are what we might term "aquatic bunnies!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Oh my God man that splinter is really deep!

-I really appreciate your help with this! I didn't want to go and wait in A and E half the day!

My fingers are not adroit enough to remove the offending piece of wood and that's why I'm doing it with my teeth ( Well that's MY story anyway! He he!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The ultimate in chat-up confidence!

-Are you here on your own mate!?

-No. I've got a girlfriend!

-Well now you've got a boyfriend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In the legend of King Arthur Arthur throws the sword Excalibur back into the lake and a hand magically appears from the water and takes back the sword!

Just imagine that same hand appearing from the water and grabbing this beautiful black stud's todger dragging him down into the water!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you fancy an Indian takeaway with your Indian takeaway you can always say to the guy serving in Subway:

"Baki bolo su navajuni!"

.....and if he's not from Goojerat then just slide your hand between his legs, massage his perineum for a few seconds and pop your phone number in his pocket!

Could have interesting results and you may end up with some tasty dhal that you weren't expecting!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So remember boys that metal expands when it gets hot!

-That's not the only thing that is expanding from where I'm standing! You seem to be tenting Sir!

Is it because of the two pictures I'm holding up Sir?

That's a mighty fine erection Sir!

Can the members of your A level science class drop to our knees and get some sort of viscous precipitation from it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've always championed the underdog and there's nothing so gratifying IMHO as when a sub turns on his dom and pays him back in kind!

This is Master Troy who received a gift from.his Greek sub that he wasn't expecting......two pints of cum up his shitter!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If any of you have seen the 1991 film "Point Break" you may remember rookie detective Keanu Reaves described as "young,dumb and full of cum!"

Well this may well be the fate of ex British footballer Brandon Williams recently given a suspended sentence for an accident involving nitrous oxide balloons!

Just dont reoffend Brandon or your balloons are gonna be filled with something a little more palpable than nitrous oxide!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe it was Dr.Johnson who said:

"Anyone who is tired of London is tired of life!"

I can't remember who applied the quotation to Romford in Essex!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you see a guy like this one heading towards the gym showers after an intense workout you really have no option but to follow him into the changing room, wait for him to peel those sweaty white lycra shorts off, stuff those smelly babies into his rucksack and grab them once he goes off to soap that beautiful body...... .

 

[joer]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Once you've inhaled your first life-giving breath from between the cheeks of that arse you won't be able to stop! You'll be addicted to a very benign sort of crack so much less toxic than the other!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Once you've sniffed your fill of the sweet smelling hole belonging to the boy in blue speedos move on to his best friend who's offering you a very different smell.......from the soles of his feet......compare and contrast those two odours as they give you the mother of all boners!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These two lads found themselves sitting next to each other on the flight from Stansted to Tenerife and lost no time in getting to know each other!

Each time one of them got up to go to the toilet the other one would have a good sniff of his seat!

A stroke of luck they were in the same hotel!

This photo was taken about five minutes after Ryan had followed Josh into his hotel room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Matt! When you've finished sniffing my socks and pants down there on the bottom bunk can I have them back 'cos I need to go to the shop to buy some bread and milk or we won't be having any breakfast!