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would anyone believe I'm only just learning about her history of inflammatory rhetoric? sucks cuz her show was a huge part of my childhood, the first family on tv where everybody wasn't pretty and thin and blonde and didn't have luxury vehicles parked in the driveway.
Honestly that was the dumbest gimmick. I hated the “gritty realism.” YES! We get it! Life sucks. We all live in a shithole. Now go do something entertaining with some damn astronauts and a genie in a mansion or something. Fuck this realism bullshit.
And the fact that they MADE it that way on purpose and you could picture the executives sitting around the boardroom pitch meeting
“Don, we have a GREAT idea, gonna blow your mind...we’re gonna do a show...get this...for K-MART PEOPLE. For them. About them. Their struggles. Their unemployment. Their off-the-rack wardrobes. Their shingles curling up in the roof. Their meaningless lives. BOWLING!!!”
“Everday tragedy, got it. You mean like maybe one episode Dan doesn’t get a bonus and they can’t afford to trade in the BMW so they need to keep the car from the old model year?”
“DON, we’re gonna go EVEN GRITTIER! But I like where you’re going, that’s why your the best VP of New Development we’ve had. We have some ugly fat cunt named Roseanne to play the mom, she’s fucking Tom Arnold or something. Now can we greenlight this and get out of here? I have a helicopter waiting outside and we have coke and hookers waiting for us in Palm Springs...”
I hated everything about that show from the shitty yeah-we-get-it life that it portrayed to the way people talked about it on the morning news like it was some kind of breakthrough. It took a long time In reruns before I could get past that and see any of the talent in the writing, which was sometimes good, despite the shitty everything about that show.
But I know what it’s like to be robbed of your childhood favourites: I LOVED the Cosby show! He’s a doctor! He has art on the walls! They have money to buy their kids new clothes with some style. They go to the symphony. They eat at restaurants. They have a fireplace in their kitchen!! They push their kids to achieve! This is awesome! One day, maybe. One day. Every show should be like this!


















