Don't knock the suburbs just because you don't live there. If anything, the suburbs are where "real Americans" come from, given that the majority of Americans now live in the suburbs of major cities. Most Americans don't want to live in an apartment for the rest of their life -- they want to aspire to the "American dream" of having their own detached, single-family house on their own piece of land. The suburbs are where most of America's best public schools are and where most Americans want to raise their children.
I'm sorry if I don't want to raise my children next to a gay bar or a bathhouse, or next to giant billboards for "Aussie Bum" underwear & scantily-clad men. Family values are important to me -- I don't want my kids seeing BDSM.
I want to drive an SUV so I can haul the groceries from Wal-Mart, and take my kids to after-school tutoring, soccer practice and piano lessons. I want to be at home cooking dinner, with the apple pie in the oven.........so I can greet my husband when he comes home from work, with a big hug & a kiss.........and serve my family a wholesome American meal at the dinner table.
It would be my duty to do my husband's laundry, and when he's "watching the big game" on TV.........of course, I would get him his favorite beer....
I know deep down........even though I'm a gay man.........I would make the perfect "Christian housewife" for the right man ........