I would like to introduce you to Mrs. Karen Moufofkhaos

[fabulouslyghetto]

My COs all tell me if I don't comply they'll give me a shot.

Girl their nuts are already slapping your chin before they can even finish delivering the threat, don't act like you're a victim of their dominance.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm not upset Karen, even though you swore we'd be together forever after you tried to get me hooked on low-grade meth in the back of the club that one time a few weeks back after our date at the Burger King. I'm happy for you. And I caught the bouquet, y'allllll!!!!

The filthy things we did to each other in that BK bathroom will forever remain a part of the notches on my belt, you're the first guy to eat soggy tomatoes off my nipples and for that I will always be grateful and will masturbate many times to the memory, but I'm a one-man man now, I've changed my ways. I'm off the meth (except for weekends and music festivals) and I stopped hookin. Moufofkhaos turned me from a girl into a gwarl.

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That, and so much more. It pays to [STRIKE]know[/STRIKE]bang the chef.

Corrected for accuracy.

 

[sixthson]

I doubt Mouf would touch you with his 10' pole.

 

[star-warrior]

I doubt Mouf would touch you with his 10' pole.

Sounds like he's hard for Karen's big bussy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Sounds like he's hard for Karen's big bussy.

Oh you're mad cuz my curves are bangin and slayin in that dress?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I doubt Mouf would touch you with his 10' pole.

Why wouldn't he?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I don't even like tomatoes, but I did it for you. I just had to after you showed me how you could fit a burger in your mouth and unwrap it with no hands.

You know.... oufkhaosmay oesday avehay to ogay to orkway, eway ancay eetmay in the BK athroombay. Iay on'tway avehay on any antiespay.

 

[star-warrior]

Oh you're mad cuz my curves are bangin and slayin in that dress?

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

So... when did I get married? All I did yesterday was go to the zoo and game with friends, I didn't realize I was at a wedding. Was I drugged by a tiger?

And who exactly is LoveLace? Must be one of the guys in the celeb part of the forum that doesn't like being taken to task on their bullshit. All in a days' work of straight-talking versus being overly emotional when it isn't called for. Nice try though kid.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So... when did I get married? All I did yesterday was go to the zoo and game with friends, I didn't realize I was at a wedding. Was I drugged by a tiger?

And who exactly is LoveLace? Must be one of the guys in the celeb part of the forum that doesn't like being taken to task on their bullshit. All in a days' work of straight-talking versus being overly emotional when it isn't called for. Nice try though kid.

Don't worry boo I took care of him. and then I slutted it up all over his grave.

 

[star-warrior]

So... when did I get married? All I did yesterday was go to the zoo and game with friends, I didn't realize I was at a wedding. Was I drugged by a tiger?

And who exactly is LoveLace? Must be one of the guys in the celeb part of the forum that doesn't like being taken to task on their bullshit. All in a days' work of straight-talking versus being overly emotional when it isn't called for. Nice try though kid.

Enjoy the fruits of her labors. Eating so many burgers was her labour of love for you.

 

[CupidBoy]

I saw her at pride this year.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That would mean that Karen lied and staged a fake wedding just to get gifts and a beautiful off-white dress...

Why would he lie like that? Do you think... do you think he's ashamed of me?

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I saw her at pride this year.

I'm surprised you could see anything seeing as how you spent most of the day behind a tree earning your rent money.

 

[blackbeltninja]

The order of protection he got against you barring you from coming within 500 feet of us and our happy home says otherwise.

When you come home and find that someone has boiled up the family's pet rabbit in a big-ass pot on your old coal-fired stove, you should not under any circumstances send the cops over my way.

-d-

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Enjoy the fruits of her labors. Eating so many burgers was her labour of love for you.

I thought I told you not to photograph me from that angle it makes me look fat.

 

[blackbeltninja]

You do look great together.

Kismet really.

I told MoK posting us on Instagram was a terrible idea.

-d-

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I told MoK posting us on Instagram was a terrible idea.

-d-

Obviously you were taking a selfie in that tacky ass dress that you barely squeezed your fat hips into, and he coincidentally came into the bathroom and reached for the toothpaste, obstructed by the aforementioned mega-thighs, and you snapped right at that moment making it LOOK like his arm was around you. You are NOT slick bitch.

 

[blackbeltninja]

My tits are bigger than yours either way.

-d-

 

[sixthson]

My tits are bigger than yours either way.

-d-

Hairier, too.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Hairier, too.

Yesssssss read that ho!

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I AM BEYOND LIVID! who leaked this gif of me and mouf from our honeymoon? that was a private moment and when I find the guilty party I'm gonna scratch her eyes out!