If the above poster was arrested, what would they be arrested for?

[Willie Boy]

Impersonating a twink online when he's 78 years old and 240lbs of muscle, and missing 95% of his teeth!

 

[ravenstar]

Pretending he's Frankie Muinz and charging $3 a blow by the freeway exit ramp

 

[Willie Boy]

Pretending he's Frankie and paying $10,000 per cock that enters his ass!

 

[ravenstar]

At least I could afford bail

Dancing naked in a senior citizens club and demanding the old guys hand over their false teeth

 

[dereperez]

Giving unsolicited prostate exams under the school bleachers.

 

[ravenstar]

You weren't complaining when it was you Mr.

Breaking the hearts of queens all over the world.

 

[maxpowr9]

You weren't complaining when it was you Mr.

Breaking the hearts of queens all over the world.

Not voting in an election.

 

[Vitamin]

Yelling at lawns for no reason.

 

[cgymike]

Giving out Vitamins laced with heroine

 

[dereperez]

Giving out Vitamins laced with heroine

What a heroic effort.

cgymike: Flashing his skittles pop.

 

[Willie Boy]

For insisting the Earth is flat..... He went so far as to try to blow it back up, just couldn't find the "proper nozzle".

 

[blackbeltninja]

^Persistent use of Christmas-themed signatures. In March.

-d-

 

[palbert]

Diamond trafficking

 

[sixthson]

^arrested for bribing a fat juror with Krispy Kreme donuts just so that he could get to the all-you-can-eat Friday night fish fry at Denny's.

 

[palbert]

Toilet papering on Halloween

 

[Willie Boy]

Arrested for abusing innocent toilets.

 

[Alnitak]

stealing innocent toilets...

okay that's actually a compliment He-man. toilets are f*ing heavy

EDIT: Remember He-man? #gettingold

 

[sixthson]

for purloining neighbor's underwear from clothesline

 

[palbert]

^ Deja => Stalking 2012 VP113

 

[sixthson]

for selling kosher pork