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if you could have one thing for Xmas (literally anything)

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don't be ashamed if you're noble, say "peace/stability in Ukraine" or "end world hunger," we're not going to hate on anybody for giving pageant answers.

I've been really community-oriented throughout covid, doing my part and all that, so a bitch is gonna be selfish. I want immortality for my Billie :( I've had he roughly 15 years so I'm sure this is probably her last winter. She already has trouble with her hind legs, she's still mobile but they sometimes give out making it necessary to escort her down and up the steps when I take her out. Once every few weeks one leg will stop moving completely for a few seconds. She no longer jumps or stands on her hind legs (once upon a time if I said "hug" she'd stand up and hug whoever was in front of her). Anyway I've accepted she's on a timeclock as all biological creatures are so it's more bittersweet than sad. But if I could, I'd keep her around forever. Even in her diminished condition she's still upbeat and playful, frequently smiling. :gogirl: but if the devil (was real and) offered me immortality for her in exchange for you bitches, SORRY GIRLS! don't take it personally.

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I’m not ashamed of being noble. ‘Tis the season of giving...giving my ass for the community.
 
One thing - wishing this toxic narcissistic bitch I have to deal with move to Antarctica.:goodluck
 
This video has some good possibilities:
 
I change my answer, this bitch has had a good life. I want to be able to temporarily step into an alternate timeline where Herschel Walker wins the runoff. i think he envisions himself as a brown-skinned Trump, he speaks with so much arrogance you can just tell he really sees himself as slaying these rallies with his weird vampire analogies. I want to see Herschel Walker as a senator,. :rotflmao: But only for like a few minutes cuz after a while it would get scary.
 
don't be ashamed if you're noble, say "peace/stability in Ukraine" or "end world hunger," we're not going to hate on anybody for giving pageant answers.

I've been really community-oriented throughout covid, doing my part and all that, so a bitch is gonna be selfish. I want immortality for my Billie :( I've had he roughly 15 years so I'm sure this is probably her last winter. She already has trouble with her hind legs, she's still mobile but they sometimes give out making it necessary to escort her down and up the steps when I take her out. Once every few weeks one leg will stop moving completely for a few seconds. She no longer jumps or stands on her hind legs (once upon a time if I said "hug" she'd stand up and hug whoever was in front of her). Anyway I've accepted she's on a timeclock as all biological creatures are so it's more bittersweet than sad. But if I could, I'd keep her around forever. Even in her diminished condition she's still upbeat and playful, frequently smiling. :gogirl: but if the devil (was real and) offered me immortality for her in exchange for you bitches, SORRY GIRLS! don't take it personally.

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AWWWWWWWWWW! Well since you rescinded your original for Billie, then I will wish for her immortality or, better yet, a few more good years for her. I'm not sure an immortal dog would be such a good thing. And a lifetime supply of bite-size Butterfingers for me. I also hope Jesus comes back and sends all the fake Christians to baste in the broth of God's righteous indignation. And dick. Lots of dick for me. Me. Me. Me. Dick. Dick. Dick.

 
Dear Father Christmas,
Please bring me a furry animal costume. Not one of those cheapo mascot suits made in China, I want to go woof! while I'm wearing it, I don't want the cozzie to go woof! when I stand close to the fire. A fully bespoke one would be very nice but based on what I know about prices for bespoke tailoring I don't think I can afford to buy one for myself.
 
AWWWWWWWWWW! Well since you rescinded your original for Billie, then I will wish for her immortality or, better yet, a few more good years for her. I'm not sure an immortal dog would be such a good thing. And a lifetime supply of bite-size Butterfingers for me. I also hope Jesus comes back and sends all the fake Christians to baste in the broth of God's righteous indignation. And dick. Lots of dick for me. Me. Me. Me. Dick. Dick. Dick.

Butterfingers? You can wish for any candy and you choose Butterfingers? they're not bad, top 20 but def not top 10 material. but duly noted, you want a lifetime supply of king-size chocoate bars. Bitch, me too. :gogirl:
 
You mean like an impossible, fantastic wish, or as some sort of somehow attainable, bribable, acquirable item or person..?

In the first case, recordings of La Champmeslé playing Racine, of Mozart or Beethoven playing themselves (particular the former's cadences and improvisations), the original scores accompanying the compositions of Pindar, Euripides or Sophocles... (what the hell, Aeschylus or Aristophanes too, as well as the melodies for Menander's, Terence's -his comedies lost in the sea too- or Homer's)... have back the perished whole works and parts of works of Velázquez and Leonardo... the original decoration by Nicias of Praxiteles' works...

As for the second option, you know well what.
 
You mean like an impossible, fantastic wish, or as some sort of somehow attainable, bribable, acquirable item or person..?

In the first case, recordings of La Champmeslé playing Racine, of Mozart or Beethoven playing themselves (particular the former's cadences and improvisations), the original scores accompanying the compositions of Pindar, Euripides or Sophocles... (what the hell, Aeschylus or Aristophanes too, as well as the melodies for Menander's, Terence's -his comedies lost in the sea too- or Homer's)... have back the perished whole works and parts of works of Velázquez and Leonardo... the original decoration by Nicias of Praxiteles' works...

As for the second option, you know well what.
Bitch you askin for all this extra shit I said ONE THING! But yeah, impossible and fantastic is the idea. You can always buy some bussy.
 
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