if you had to pick 7 people from JUB for a reality show.....

[refujiunderground]

If you put Elvin on the show, it becomes the Elvin show. The other six are just there to give Elvin some people to do shit with.

And the whole point of reality shows is superficially attractive people doing unattractive things. Given that, I think the cast Hunt has put together is all wrong. I won't go into who I do think should be cast, however - that'd be mean.

Lex

you have a point looking at half of these reality shows outthere now and in the past but i don't think people care too much about how so and so looks as long as they're entertaining.

 

[yeahright1991]

Jesus Christ you people really stan for Elvin huh?

Yes GAWD.....

 

[DigitalFudge]

^

Sis, don't be blasphemous? Elvin was JUB's Favourite JUBber!

Let me not get banned

 

[ChickenGuy]

The purpose (of course) is to provide AS MUCH conflict and drama as possible.

So I choose:


JayQueer - staunch Republican, worshipper of military/cowboy types, moralist, low self-esteem, Indian.

KarenWalker - raging fem, in your face, hyperactive, emotional, extravagant, 'black reprazent', drama queen.

Knucklehead - right-wing, gun nut, speaks his mind, easily angered, 'white reprazent', ordinary folk.

Jasun (Soilwork) - pornographer, gay militant, sexually liberated, opinionated, no bullshit, so fantastic.

Kulindahr - intellectual, cultured, reasonable, pragmatic, intelligent, Christian, debater, philosopher, nudist.

refujiunderground - wierd, ghetto talker, shitstirrer, flamer, oddball, troll, crazy, unpredictable, insensitive.

G-Lexington - humourous, ironic, empathic, avuncular, negotiator, communicator, talker, therapist.

illgetbi - comic relief, joker, prankster, activities, ideas, games, light-hearted, flippant, funny, silly.


(Yes, I know that's 8. Sue me. )

NOTES:

Karen_Walker standing in for StreetBlackCock99 who has recently been evicted from the house.

If illgetbi is unavailable then his position can be easily replaced with BENDERBOY at short notice.

Two visiting part-time Special Guests are Ram and LilBit who MUST come and go together.

The 'voice' of the show, taskmaster, instructor, and director is Corny whose commands are obeyed at all times.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

desperate tv fa desperate bags of dead meat

thankyou

 

[ravenstar]

I'd pick 6 random newbies.

And dig Misfit out of retirement for the 7th slot.

If I'm thinking of the right Misfit he was 7 JUBBERS on his own

 

[ChickenGuy]

desperate tv fa desperate bags of dead meat

thankyou

Dammit!

I forgot about SLOPPYSECONDS and he MUST be on this show! Can we please make this 9 contestants?

At the very least he has to be part of a task. Housemates must follow his instructions or be punished.

EDIT:

And I forgot about Telstra too and he also MUST be on this show! Can we please make this 10 contestants?

If not then he is in charge of the task where housemates identify things by smells.

 

[Kulindahr]

The purpose (of course) is to provide AS MUCH conflict and drama as possible.

So I choose:


JayQueer - staunch Republican, worshipper of military/cowboy types, moralist, low self-esteem, Indian.

KarenWalker - raging fem, in your face, hyperactive, emotional, extravagant, 'black reprazent', drama queen.

Knucklehead - right-wing, gun nut, speaks his mind, easily angered, 'white reprazent', ordinary folk.

Jasun (Soilwork) - pornographer, gay militant, sexually liberated, opinionated, no bullshit, so fantastic.

Kulindahr - intellectual, cultured, reasonable, pragmatic, intelligent, Christian, debater, philosopher, nudist.

refujiunderground - wierd, ghetto talker, shitstirrer, flamer, oddball, troll, crazy, unpredictable, insensitive.

G-Lexington - humourous, ironic, empathic, avuncular, negotiator, communicator, talker, therapist.

illgetbi - comic relief, joker, prankster, activities, ideas, games, light-hearted, flippant, funny, silly.


(Yes, I know that's 8. Sue me. )

NOTES:

Karen_Walker standing in for StreetBlackCock99 who has recently been evicted from the house.

If illgetbi is unavailable then his position can be easily replaced with BENDERBOY at short notice.

Two visiting part-time Special Guests are Ram and LilBit who MUST come and go together.

The 'voice' of the show, taskmaster, instructor, and director is Corny whose commands are obeyed at all times.

This is not bad. We need some depth, though, like people in the neighborhood, professionals we interact with, that sort of thing. So --

for a repairman/handyman, Chance1, who speaks as he writes, in short, cryptic bits of communication, and manages to piss off about everybody even if they're not sure what he's saying

dynk, because the guy with the most posts has to be included... and given his status, we make him the postman

Lefty, who runs an herb shop that offers more than just the garden-type sort

DonQuixote, a solid, respectable neighbor next door

GSDX, who never actually appears but is a famous author

Benderboy, as the pool boy (we have to have a pool, of course!)

Taz, as the groundskeeper (we're gay! we're fab -- so of course we have a groundskeeper!)

for that matter, we need a cook -- anyone?

 

[G-Lexington]

The purpose (of course) is to provide AS MUCH conflict and drama as possible.

So I choose:


JayQueer - staunch Republican, worshipper of military/cowboy types, moralist, low self-esteem, Indian.

KarenWalker - raging fem, in your face, hyperactive, emotional, extravagant, 'black reprazent', drama queen.

Knucklehead - right-wing, gun nut, speaks his mind, easily angered, 'white reprazent', ordinary folk.

Jasun (Soilwork) - pornographer, gay militant, sexually liberated, opinionated, no bullshit, so fantastic.

Kulindahr - intellectual, cultured, reasonable, pragmatic, intelligent, Christian, debater, philosopher, nudist.

refujiunderground - wierd, ghetto talker, shitstirrer, flamer, oddball, troll, crazy, unpredictable, insensitive.

G-Lexington - humourous, ironic, empathic, avuncular, negotiator, communicator, talker, therapist.

illgetbi - comic relief, joker, prankster, activities, ideas, games, light-hearted, flippant, funny, silly.

I still don't think I'm much of a reality show contestant, but we maybe could make this work. I could talk to most f them, and I could picture getting freaky with a few, so we'll see.

Who's first in the hot tub with the gargoyle?

Lex

 

[freefall]

Elvin must be sneezing somewhere out there

And the whole point of reality shows is superficially attractive people doing unattractive things. Given that, I think the cast Hunt has put together is all wrong. I won't go into who I do think should be cast, however - that'd be mean.

Lex

The problem here is most JUBbers with superficial attractiveness without inner beauty faked their superficial attractiveness - and got banned. Take Misfit.

Again, if the idea of reality show is a death match, I think we can conclude to something agreeable and distinct

 

[Ram]

This is not bad. We need some depth, though, like people in the neighborhood, professionals we interact with, that sort of thing. So --

for a repairman/handyman, Chance1, who speaks as he writes, in short, cryptic bits of communication, and manages to piss off about everybody even if they're not sure what he's saying

dynk, because the guy with the most posts has to be included... and given his status, we make him the postman

Lefty, who runs an herb shop that offers more than just the garden-type sort

DonQuixote, a solid, respectable neighbor next door

GSDX, who never actually appears but is a famous author

Benderboy, as the pool boy (we have to have a pool, of course!)

Taz, as the groundskeeper (we're gay! we're fab -- so of course we have a groundskeeper!)

for that matter, we need a cook -- anyone?

 

[Kabluey]

SloppySeconds

Be nice to have a reason for subtitles.

 

[HunterM]

^

Sis, don't be blasphemous? Elvin was JUB's Favourite JUBber!

I think people wanted to get into his pants.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^
Yes I think that's true. I wasn't around at the time but it seems he had 'a heart of gold' and he was happy to 'wear it on his sleeve' as well.

 

[G-Lexington]

The problem here is most JUBbers with superficial attractiveness without inner beauty faked their superficial attractiveness - and got banned. Take Misfit.

That means he was both deceitful and vainglorious. In short, a perfect addition to a reality show cast.

Yes I think that's true. I wasn't around at the time but it seems he had 'a heart of gold' and he was happy to 'wear it on his sleeve' as well.

Either you "got" Elvin or you didn't. And I think it was made pretty clear that anyone who didn't "get" Elvin was either exceptionally jealous, extremely bitter, or both.

Which is why he's perfect for the reality show.

Ideally, the cast would be Elvin plus six haters. This would work well, as the viewers would rally around Elvin, and hate what the others were doing to him. The hates would probably start off working alone, but eventually they'd start teaming up to cause Elvin grief and mini-crises. There'd be several tear-filled episodes where Elvin wonders to the camera why everybody hates him so, followed by gritted teeth and declarations of determination not to let the haters get him down.

We MIGHT try Elvin, five haters, and one Elvin fan, but I'm thinking his fan should be as ugly and pitiful as possible. Thus, when Elvin takes the fan under his wing, he'll give the losers in the audience somebody to identify with. They can idolize Elvin as they fantasize about being protected and cared for by him, just as our resident Elvin fan is. And they'd watch as the supporter quickly develops a full-blown crush on Elvin, fantasizing from afar, maybe finally getting a rather chaste kiss from him twenty episodes in.

Lex

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

SloppySeconds

Be nice to have a reason for subtitles.

get dead folk wot is kill by da world leadin lands wot ya can prop up answer da top leadin lands questions
How it goin?

haaaa

subtitles HAAAAAAAAA

wot a killa

ha

 

[DigitalFudge]

SloppySeconds: Ans ashffh aksdfio fua fui da world ajasdasdalsd asdlSALSD,SD thank ya

Yasssss



Bow down to the Queen

 

[DigitalFudge]

My list doesn't even need 7


BFizzle
Me
Jason
YeahRight1991



The rest of ya'll can seethe

Edit: Whoops, forgot my good sis KnuckleHead

I'd throw naughtyarousal in here but he would ditch us

Then again so would knucklehead

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

ans now we a go ta pineapple
# yea it pineapple #
ooh
# it republican! #
-OOOOOOH-
% ans here carrot wot democratic %
-OOOOOH-
# celery wot independant #
-OOOOOH-
^ ans pips wot is ya nose ^
$ right then let all clap hands $
-clap clap clap clap clap-
$ ans now pause fa tear of great emotional sumthang $
-oooh tear tear tear-
$ ans see ya fa next reality show wot bring ya closa ta nowhere $
- ooohhhhh -

haaa

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

ans now we a go ta pineapple
# yea it pineapple #
ooh
# it republican! #
-OOOOOOH-
% ans here carrot wot democratic %
-OOOOOH-
# celery wot independant #
-OOOOOH-
^ ans pips wot is ya nose ^
$ right then let all clap hands $
-clap clap clap clap clap-
$ ans now pause fa tear of great emotional sumthang $
-oooh tear tear tear-
$ ans see ya fa next reality show wot bring ya closa ta nowhere $
- ooohhhhh -

haaa