My bubble finally burst and I need input.

[Kabluey]

This thread is kinda like the inner voices in the mind of a belieber.

 

[BFizzle]

Niall is blonde, therefor the cutest of all.

 

[Willie Boy]

This thread is kinda like the inner voices in the mind of a belieber.

How dare you say that! You, sir are hereby removed from my Christmas list. Bringing in such an evil name to defile this thread.

Niall is blonde, therefor the cutest of all.

I agree that Niall is the cutest...... But I don't necessarily think it is solely because of his blond hair.

 

[pat grimshaw]

.....Liam Payne is cuter ....

Yes! Way, way cuter. But I really hope he doesn't turn into another Jamie Oliver in 20 years time.

 

[Stoowii]

Kendall is the cutest. Wrong boy band?

 

[Willie Boy]

Actually this thread was originally about Zayn, and the OPs hopes to meet (and maybe meat) him. We've since started to wander.

 

[layton]

I'm just gonna say it, Liam Payne is cuter than Zayn Malik.
Sorry bout it.

Yes, definitely by a long shot. I hope he's the gay one.

 

[silentalk]

People, people.... hey, hey - HEY!!!!!! This is a ZAYN thread! It's not just any Zayn thread. It's THE Zayn thread. And although I really, really appreciate all your support,suggestions,posts,presence, and in some cases negativity, can we keep it about Zayn please???

OK, let's hear the objections first.

 

[silentalk]

I'm with you every step of the way silentalk.

Go get him.

Thanks Seth Now there's a decent reply.

I think it would only be fair that you go over to the amateur thread and post some nudes so if we see it on TMZ then we will know it is you.....

I agree. How do we even know you're Zayn worthy? We should get some kind of feel if you two are even in each other's league.

Nice try!

Don't worry. If you post pics I will assume (unless you state otherwise) that they are not to be spread around. Of course that means I will have to share them with everyone I meat. That would include, in totality, 1 (my partner). We haven't been interested in 3somes for some time now.

Fair enough. After all, sharing is caring! NOT!

This thread is kinda like the inner voices in the mind of a belieber.

Oh yeah! It is, isn't it? I'm turning into one of them! Two months ago, that would've grossed me out. Not that Bieber is bad looking, I just think the fever is a bit over the top.

 

[silentalk]

There's about four members named Zayn, you never know, he could be one of them.

Well, if he is actually on JUB, I doubt it very much he'd use his real name. But, yeah, he could be anyone of you guys, that's assuming he's here. He might have told me to back off. Or go ahead. You might be Zayn, Seth

I'm just gonna say it, Liam Payne is cuter than Zayn Malik.

Sorry bout it.

I can't believe you just said that! This kind of talk on this thread is against the law! "Sorry" won't save you next time.

Yes! Way, way cuter. But I really hope he doesn't turn into another Jamie Oliver in 20 years time.

Refer to above comment ^

Kendall is the cutest. Wrong boy band?

Yeah. Wrong address.

Actually this thread was originally about Zayn, and the OPs hopes to meet (and maybe meat) him. We've since started to wander.

Thank you!

 

[silentalk]

Now you done crossed the line.

So have you:

I'm just gonna say it, Liam Payne is cuter than Zayn Malik.

 

[rareboy]

This thread is kinda like the inner voices in the mind of a belieber.

lol. Totally what I was thinking. It all sounds like the fantasies of every 15 year old girl with her 'besties' encouraging her in order to see her be crushed when her stalking doesn't get her a groupie pass onto the bus. Eventually, the best to hope for is that she blows one of the roadies so that she has some connection to celebrity.

 

[silentalk]

lol. Totally what I was thinking. It all sounds like the fantasies of every 15 year old girl with her 'besties' encouraging her in order to see her be crushed when her stalking doesn't get her a groupie pass onto the bus. Eventually, the best to hope for is that she blows one of the roadies so that she has some connection to celebrity.

OK, I'm not going to reply to that. I know I just did.... but - ummmm..... I won't

 

[G-Lexington]

OK, I'm not going to reply to that. I know I just did.... but - ummmm..... I won't

Then I will.

The OP has expressed the desire to become the lover and/or downlow boyfriend of some guy. And no, I don't understand the appeal of wanting to become somebody's downlow lover (I guess this way, the fanboys and girls won't target you with their scorn?). But whenever somebody say "I'm interested in a guy", I generally give the same advice - "go for it". This guy isn't married, this guy doesn't work with the OP, no complications of that nature. The only different is that this guy is famous. So what? That doesn't put him out of his league. People don't become completely unavailable once they sell some records or put out a movie. Yeah, it means more people are interested, so he's probably getting plenty of offers from various directions (sorry). But that doesn't make him unattainable. Yeah, maybe he won't be interested. Maybe he'll already have a boyfriend (or stable of boyfriends he's not interested in adding to). Maybe he'll say he's straight. But all of those might also be true of the guy working at the sub shop down the street. And they're not enough reason not to hit on the sub shop guy, so they're not enough reason not to hit on the famous singer.

Lex

 

[rareboy]

Oh I'm not saying don't go for it......while someone is pursuing some guy only because he's famous....it allows them to reside in a wonderful fantasy world free of making real connections with real guys who are probably as talented and good looking and deserving as the guy on the poster covered in the kisses of his biggest fan. The best part about the Zayns is that they are such pure media product, it allows every stan to colour in whatever they want to on the Tiger Beat personality diagram that the boyband ex machina dictates. Real potential boyfriends are just not that perfect. They come with personalities.

But even celebrities want something more than their own hand at the end of a long gig and pop music history is rich with names of those fucked by angels.

I'm sure that there are probably a few guys on here who have provided sexual diversions for pop stars. Even David Furnish managed to land rock star royalty and he's just a simple boy from the burbs of Ontario.

So let the cunning plan unfold.

 

[Willie Boy]

Then I will.

The OP has expressed the desire to become the lover and/or downlow boyfriend of some guy. And no, I don't understand the appeal of wanting to become somebody's downlow lover (I guess this way, the fanboys and girls won't target you with their scorn?). But whenever somebody say "I'm interested in a guy", I generally give the same advice - "go for it". This guy isn't married, this guy doesn't work with the OP, no complications of that nature. The only different is that this guy is famous. So what? That doesn't put him out of his league. People don't become completely unavailable once they sell some records or put out a movie. Yeah, it means more people are interested, so he's probably getting plenty of offers from various directions (sorry). But that doesn't make him unattainable. Yeah, maybe he won't be interested. Maybe he'll already have a boyfriend (or stable of boyfriends he's not interested in adding to). Maybe he'll say he's straight. But all of those might also be true of the guy working at the sub shop down the street. And they're not enough reason not to hit on the sub shop guy, so they're not enough reason not to hit on the famous singer.

Lex

Well said.

 

[layton]

Then I will.

The OP has expressed the desire to become the lover and/or downlow boyfriend of some guy. And no, I don't understand the appeal of wanting to become somebody's downlow lover (I guess this way, the fanboys and girls won't target you with their scorn?). But whenever somebody say "I'm interested in a guy", I generally give the same advice - "go for it". This guy isn't married, this guy doesn't work with the OP, no complications of that nature. The only different is that this guy is famous. So what? That doesn't put him out of his league. People don't become completely unavailable once they sell some records or put out a movie. Yeah, it means more people are interested, so he's probably getting plenty of offers from various directions (sorry). But that doesn't make him unattainable. Yeah, maybe he won't be interested. Maybe he'll already have a boyfriend (or stable of boyfriends he's not interested in adding to). Maybe he'll say he's straight. But all of those might also be true of the guy working at the sub shop down the street. And they're not enough reason not to hit on the sub shop guy, so they're not enough reason not to hit on the famous singer.

Lex

I agree completely, but I feel there is a major difference between going for a guy working at the sub shop, and a celebrity. It is attainability, you can go and buy a sub to meet the guy at the sub shop, meanwhile for a celebrity, at least I feel, silentalk would have to meet Zayn somewhere where he will be seen as more than just a fan, but a potential relationship prospect, like a party or other social event, not a concert. It just makes it more difficult, not impossible by any means, but more difficult. Of course he should go for it, but don't let some great guys pass you by while you are looking for an opportunity to meet Zayn.

 

[silentalk]

Hear hear! <-- Will + Lex

 

[silentalk]

I agree completely, but I feel there is a major difference between going for a guy working at the sub shop, and a celebrity. It is attainability, you can go and buy a sub to meet the guy at the sub shop, meanwhile for a celebrity, at least I feel, silentalk would have to meet Zayn somewhere where he will be seen as more than just a fan, but a potential relationship prospect, like a party or other social event, not a concert. It just makes it more difficult, not impossible by any means, but more difficult. Of course he should go for it, but don't let some great guys pass you by while you are looking for an opportunity to meet Zayn.

Will you date me?

 

[layton]

Will you date me?

I wouldn't be against the idea.