Paris Hilton Headlines You'd Like To See

[douseiai]

New Studies Show... Paris Hilton kills more brain cells then marijuana! Marijuana legalized... Hilton executed!

 

[CaptainJohn]

Marijuana legalized... Hilton executed!

Yay!!

 

[CaptainJohn]

"Paris Hilton To Go On Hunting Trip With Dick Cheney"

 

[JSB_01]

Paris Hilton Falls in Active Volcano
Last Words - 'That's Hot'

That's a good one!

 

[dave_63]

"Paris Hilton To Go On Hunting Trip With Dick Cheney"

Love it

 

[Claudio63]

Stage collapses under Paris Hilton. Fans remain for hours at show unaware of star's death.

 

[CaptainJohn]

"President Bush Declares November 'National Paris Hilton Month'"
Nation Revolts, Destroys Whitehouse

 

[BlueLantern]

Cientists discorver a way to repair brain damage, Hilton family are very hopefull.

Paris Hilton hit by a ligthing, brains cells finally activated.

 

[CaptainJohn]

Paris Hilton "accidentally" killed while shooting "House of Wax 2":

Movie director looses Academy Award nomination, but wins Nobel Peace Price​

Good one!

 

[ladygrey]

Paris Hilton Who?

hehehe.....

 

[Oden_grey]

Should be ashamed of yourselves wishing her harm tut tut

It's Paris Hilton that should be ashamed of herself. She's nothing but a cheap skank in a prada dress. I avoid using the Hilton... just so that I won't be contributing directly to that disgusting mucusy doushe she calls her life.

 

[CaptainJohn]

Paris Hilton Eaten By Shark
Vomited Remains Found On Beach

 

[Soilwork]

Um... I don't watch her movies, watch her TV show, listen to her music or wish I had her money.

I also shouted "You're a stupid skank" at her when she Marshalled a Gay Pride festival in West Hollywood.

Oh, and I routinely tell her fans that they're morons and I wish they would fall down and hurt themselves.

And I won't stay at a Hilton, either.... because she's such a skank.

So I'm not seeing how I'm helping her at all.

 

[CaptainJohn]

Paris Hilton Jumps Off Cliff
Fans Follow, Grateful Nation Applauds

 

[winterknight]

I have to say, I'm with Emma and Hank on this one:

 

[RationalLunacy]

Paris Hilton Library Ransacked
Police recover the book.

 

[Just_Believe18]

Paris Hilton Eaten by Bears... Yes, MadeupName, thats one I'd like to see. With the nightvision video to prove it!

 

[CaptainJohn]

Sticky note found on her fridge, saying she was gonna see "Closed for Winter"

That was a good movie.

 

[CaptainJohn]

Paris Hilton Achieves Same Scholastic Accomplishments as George Bush
'Thick as two planks held together by stupid glue' says professor

 

[SimonX]

Paris Hilton "accidentally" killed while shooting "House of Wax 2":
Movie director looses Academy Award nomination, but wins Nobel Peace Price​

LOL good one

Paris Hilton job application rejected:
At the bottom where it says "SIGN HERE", she wrote down "Aquarius"​

I haven't heard that one-- I'll have to add that to my list of blonde jokes.



Coked out Paris Hilton accidentally shoots Britney Spears, turns gun on self in anguish, both dead.



Ding dong, the witch is dead.