Pearls

[agj25us]

This is SO nutty it's FUNNY!!!!
Is this someone we might know.........in drag???

 

[Jadin32]

Pearls of ... jizz-dom?

Good one!

 

[ahotjock71]

wine is fine but liquor will get your dick sucked!

Truer words have never been spoken!

 

[marvtha]

I think Marvtha is busy watching the TVLand channel...

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how you know? marvtha LOVE T.V.

mama says my fascination with boob tube like pavement markings after too many jager shots at the regal beagle....sometimes lines get blurred!

 

[marvtha]

FUCKING FANTASTIC!!! Im in stiches here at work! Blatently a spammer of some description, but jesus... im loving it...

Marvtha, sorry to hear you didnt get your pearl necklace.. but a good wad of spunk in the face is the next best thing.

will you buy marvtha pearl necklace? not many left in case at five and dime!
mama says man's spunk good moisturizer! rub into skin and be thankful! oil of olay not cheap!

 

[donnykabob]

So Marvtha, tell us about what you have planned for today.

 

[marvtha]

I was wondering the same thing, too... Is this BenF46's new persona? Or some straight college boys playing around on the computer...

I find it hard to believe that Marvtha just sprang forth fully formed like Venus on the shell...

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johnny i love you! no one ever paint pretty picture for marvtha before!
well one time someone spray painted "marvtha swallows" on garage door! mama say "don't be upset swallow is graceful winged creature."
marvtha not think he comparing me to bird though!?!

 

[donnykabob]

Wow Marvtha is becoming quite the post whore today.

 

[marvtha]

that is mean and i want to know who told you i'm whore? was it junior jr.? he have dick like circus peanut but not as tasty as the sweet treat i buy at five and dime!
marvtha sad now you called her name.
maybe i'll do some shopping therapy with ethel and rhoda. they're a girls best friend!
i'm gonna have fonzie beat you up for calling marvtha whore! happy days not in your future bully!

 

[NedNickerson]

Marvtha, I felt sorry for you, and decided to give you that pearl necklace you had your heart set on...

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[Lube]

some warm boonesfarm and a half eaten corn dog ain't even gonna get him a handjob little alone into marvtha's vineyard!

Marvtha's vineyard? Oh, my sides are aching; I can't stop laughing.

Hi, Marvtha!

 

[JakeBequette]

Oh lord this was freakin hilarious​

 

[JakeBequette]

he wasn't laughung though when i raked lice comb across his face. oh marvtha can be one crazy bitch!

I can't get over that part LOL​

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

Poppycock!

So while the Sir and I have been busy harvesting the garbanzo beans and getting them ready for market, some minx waddles in and take over the board?

Poppycock!

The Sir gets quite uneasy when the Queen is angry! And yes, possums, the Queen is angry tonight. How he just loves to throw it in the Queen's face that fateful evening when the vial of elixor was sitting on the bedside table. How could I have known that the earth would start to shake and the vial would spill on Sir's left titty? How could I have known that the elixor left burn marks when it encounters titties?

Oh yes, the Sir just loves to throw that in my face. Not as much as his big wide salami, of course, but ....

wait. are you recording all of this again? That's not allowed here.

NO FAIR! The men in white coats are always mean to me.

Marvtha, we're not through here you little trollup! You just try to horn in on my mens and I'll be back!

 

[TriBi]

Ooohhh! lookout!!!


Catfight!!

*Sits back to watch*...

 

[MRMATTX2]

I think marvtha should be getting paid for this, this is just too damn good.

Anybody who knows me will tell you, when I actually laugh out loud....it's got to be beyond funny.

 

[marvtha]

Fantastic!!! Had me spew orange juice all over my monitor!!! Sheer Genius!

sounds like sticky mess! remind marvtha of the time i stumbled out of cheers late one night and was dragged into back alley by gang of ne'er do wells!
marvtha like pinata that night ...everybody in party had a go at me!
talk about sticky mess!!!!
hair like bride of frankensteins so much sex spit in it!

i had cindy brush it out after it dried though. "thon of bitches thored up lots of therm!"

i'm marvtha!

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha, I felt sorry for you, and decided to give you that pearl necklace you had your heart set on...

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sweet ned! marvtha now have two pictures painted for me!
both have captured marvthas beauty! all this attention making muffin moist.
that's two men courting marvtha now. like mama say after eating two jelly donuts then ripping out a fart "there's room for a third!"

 

[marvtha]

Poppycock!

So while the Sir and I have been busy harvesting the garbanzo beans and getting them ready for market, some minx waddles in and take over the board?

Poppycock!

The Sir gets quite uneasy when the Queen is angry! And yes, possums, the Queen is angry tonight. How he just loves to throw it in the Queen's face that fateful evening when the vial of elixor was sitting on the bedside table. How could I have known that the earth would start to shake and the vial would spill on Sir's left titty? How could I have known that the elixor left burn marks when it encounters titties?

Oh yes, the Sir just loves to throw that in my face. Not as much as his big wide salami, of course, but ....

wait. are you recording all of this again? That's not allowed here.

NO FAIR! The men in white coats are always mean to me.

Marvtha, we're not through here you little trollup! You just try to horn in on my mens and I'll be back!

like my aunt esther told the woman at the welfare office...."sista you ain't worth the corn in my shit!"

acting all high & mighty! the only throne you sit upon is made of porcelain and full of your bloody stool from you and "sir" a.k.a your papa playing "hide the salami" one time too many!

I've had two beautiful portraits painted for me by my johnny & ned. the only gifts you've ever gotten from men is herpes, crotch rot, and an inflamed colon!

you wanna throw down???????
WARNING: I'M ONE CRAZY BITCH AND I HAVE THE PAPERS TO PROVE IT!

p.s. we still on tonight for jello shots at the regal beagle???

 

[JakeBequette]

all this attention making muffin moist.
that's two men courting marvtha now. like mama say after eating two jelly donuts then ripping out a fart "there's room for a third!"

OH

MY

GOD


You made me make a sound I've never made before, and at that exact moment my wiener dog decided to make out with me. Naughty Marvtha!​