Pearls

[sissyboy]

So Marvtha, got any tattoos?

 

[ahotjock71]

For Marvtha, the prettiest girl in the world.

This is an Akoya Cultured Pearl Necklace from MIKIMOTO, the finest pearls in the world from the world's premier pearlier. MIKIMOTO is the official jeweler for the Miss Universe Organization, so this makes you a Queen, too!

MIKIMOTO pearls are referred to as hanadama, or 'flower pearls', which denotes the highest quality pearls. The defining factors of beauty in a pearl include not only colour and shape and smoothness of surface, but also lustre, and that mysterious quality known as 'nacre thickness', or the thickness of the pearl layers. For MIKIMOTO, the capacity to create quality is based on evaluation standards refined through the course of the firm's history.

 

[Jadin32]

Poppycock!

So while the Sir and I have been busy harvesting the garbanzo beans and getting them ready for market, some minx waddles in and take over the board?

Poppycock!

The Sir gets quite uneasy when the Queen is angry! And yes, possums, the Queen is angry tonight. How he just loves to throw it in the Queen's face that fateful evening when the vial of elixor was sitting on the bedside table. How could I have known that the earth would start to shake and the vial would spill on Sir's left titty? How could I have known that the elixor left burn marks when it encounters titties?

Oh yes, the Sir just loves to throw that in my face. Not as much as his big wide salami, of course, but ....

wait. are you recording all of this again? That's not allowed here.

NO FAIR! The men in white coats are always mean to me.

Marvtha, we're not through here you little trollup! You just try to horn in on my mens and I'll be back!

Two crazies in one thread!

Is there a full moon???????

 

[marvtha]

So Marvtha, got any tattoos?

No marvtha never been to fantasy island!
little dwarf man scare marvtha! "da plane boss da plane!"......nightmares and bedwetting ensue!
marvtha did have sex with midget once though. for such small stature he was hung like horse!
remind marvtha of human tripod.
but then circus leave town and marvtha not see him again!

i'm marvtha

 

[marvtha]

For Marvtha, the prettiest girl in the world.

This is an Akoya Cultured Pearl Necklace from MIKIMOTO, the finest pearls in the world from the world's premier pearlier. MIKIMOTO is the official jeweler for the Miss Universe Organization, so this makes you a Queen, too!

MIKIMOTO pearls are referred to as hanadama, or 'flower pearls', which denotes the highest quality pearls. The defining factors of beauty in a pearl include not only colour and shape and smoothness of surface, but also lustre, and that mysterious quality known as 'nacre thickness', or the thickness of the pearl layers. For MIKIMOTO, the capacity to create quality is based on evaluation standards refined through the course of the firm's history.

SHINEY THINGS MAMA SHINEY THINGS! HELP!!

GO TO SAFE PLACE MARVTHA GO TO SAFE PLACE!
CALLING DR. BOMBAY, DYNO-MITE, UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE, WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS, NA-NU NA-NU....

SHINY THINGS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[NedNickerson]

No marvtha never been to fantasy island!
little dwarf man scare marvtha! "da plane boss da plane!"......nightmares and bedwetting ensue!

i'm marvtha

Marvtha, I'm sorry to hear about your nightmares... I hope your new necklace will be of some comfort to you.

 

[cynicus]

Like Flo, tell them to kiss your grits. And yes, I wondered what happened to Bella
DaBall (excuse the spelling it has been so lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-g). If it is you, sweetheart, welcome back, and I hope in the meantime you have found many interesting cocks to fondle and suck.

Your abject servant and unconditional admirer (abuse me, abuse me!),

Sir Rancid (aka cynicus)

 

[cynicus]

LOL, we should probably delete this but its too funny.

You delete this, and you are in shit up to your lower lip!

 

[NedNickerson]

Marvtha Lisa, Marvtha Lisa, men have named you.
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile.
Is it only 'cause you're lonely they have blamed you
for that Mona Lisa strangeness in your smile?

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Marvtha Lisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep.
They just lie there...
and they die there.
Are you warm, are you real, Marvtha Lisa?
Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Marvtha Lisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep.
They just lie there...
and they die there.
Are you warm, are you real, Marvtha Lisa?
Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?

Marvtha Lisa, Marvtha Lisa...!

 

[sissyboy]

Hi Marvtha-

Samantha, Serena or Endora?

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha, I'm sorry to hear about your nightmares... I hope your new necklace will be of some comfort to you.

Ned..this picture scare me! little man crouching down remind me of uncle sal! when marvtha was little girl he used to have me dig change out of his front pockets! mostly pennies so hardly worth the effort! sometime there wasn't even pockets in pants and i just end up jacking him off!
marvtha old school...if you want a hand job from niece just say so...cut the theatrics.
"there's some change in my front pocket little girl!" sheesh!
marvtha lisa poem was very nice! marvtha's middle name not lisa though silly man!
i was named after papa & mama.... marvin and martha.
middle name vodka because mama said she drank so much of it during pregnancy that i'm 90% proof!
she said she was trying to either drink herself to death or kill the demon seed inside her. sometimes god turns deaf ear though and...here i am!
thank you ned but i have some news that i'll post in new thread!

 

[marvtha]

For Marvtha, the prettiest girl in the world.

This is an Akoya Cultured Pearl Necklace from MIKIMOTO, the finest pearls in the world from the world's premier pearlier. MIKIMOTO is the official jeweler for the Miss Universe Organization, so this makes you a Queen, too!

MIKIMOTO pearls are referred to as hanadama, or 'flower pearls', which denotes the highest quality pearls. The defining factors of beauty in a pearl include not only colour and shape and smoothness of surface, but also lustre, and that mysterious quality known as 'nacre thickness', or the thickness of the pearl layers. For MIKIMOTO, the capacity to create quality is based on evaluation standards refined through the course of the firm's history.

mr. jock...i put gauze over computer screen and notice shiny thing are pearls. they are perfect. thank you!
now i have you and ned courting me. johnny paint me picture then i never hear from him again! marvtha like a man with some hair on his peaches and thinking johnny not worth my adoration!
sorry for meltdown...head still sore today and woozy from blood loss but...it's all good...thanks to all my meds!

 

[marvtha]

Like Flo, tell them to kiss your grits. And yes, I wondered what happened to Bella
DaBall (excuse the spelling it has been so lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-g). If it is you, sweetheart, welcome back, and I hope in the meantime you have found many interesting cocks to fondle and suck.

Your abject servant and unconditional admirer (abuse me, abuse me!),

Sir Rancid (aka cynicus)

you are nasty sick man!
this somehow revolts me but also makes "kitten twitch"
anyway; get some help for your perversions!
marvtha know good clinic if you desire. or if you want to cut out the "my mommy didn't hug me enough bullshit" and get down to the hardcore drugs...marvtha know some people! wink wink
sick bastard....i may pm you later...sssshhhh

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha's vineyard? Oh, my sides are aching; I can't stop laughing.

Hi, Marvtha!

Hi lube! what a strange name!!!

junior jr. never has to use lube.
all junior jr. has to do is whisper 3 special words in my ear and i'm wetter than oprah at an all you can eat buffet!

p.s. what's so funny to make your sides hurt!

 

[marvtha]

no one wants to talk to marvtha anymore!
it's just like my school years...everyone fascinated with the oddity at first then novelity wears off and i'm just the weird girl who beats herself in head!
i thought gay guys would be different but alas you'd rather look at pics of mens hairy peaches!
i'll miss you ned and mr. jock, lube, and some others who at first liked marvtha.
andjust when i had some exciting news for everyone but sadly no one cares.

cindy will be brushing lots of blood clots out tomorrow.
thanks

i'm marvtha...... bye

 

[Lube]

no one wants to talk to marvtha anymore!
it's just like my school years...everyone fascinated with the oddity at first then novelity wears off and i'm just the weird girl who beats herself in head!
i thought gay guys would be different but alas you'd rather look at pics of mens hairy peaches!
i'll miss you ned and mr. jock, lube, and some others who at first liked marvtha.
andjust when i had some exciting news for everyone but sadly no one cares.

cindy will be brushing lots of blood clots out tomorrow.
thanks

i'm marvtha...... bye

Marvtha, my dear. I've been thinking of you all day. I even posted about you.

You make my peaches drop (not off, luckily). Lube has a package for marvtha.

Is marvtha all muffin? Or does marvtha have parts of marv and parts of martha?

Lube wants to know, Honey.

 

[NedNickerson]

Poor Marvtha...

Do you sometimes feel like screaming...?

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha, my dear. I've been thinking of you all day. I even posted about you.

You make my peaches drop (not off, luckily). Lube has a package for marvtha.

Is marvtha all muffin? Or does marvtha have parts of marv and parts of martha?

Lube wants to know, Honey.

sorry about peaches...must have some real low hangers'
to answer question.....marvtha has a little extra something down there but medical science hasn't figured it out yet?????

it doesn't get in the way and ain't no bigger than a baby's pacifier. sometime when junior jr. real drunk he fall asleep suckin' on it. it doesn't give me any pleasure but it's kinda calming!

it's just one of those things like mama having two thumbs on right hand and papa's third nut! we're just special i guess?!?
p.s. mama said when papa got ready to squirt she'd throw on raincoat...."three balled man erupt like gusher" she said!

i'm marvtha...the girl with something extra!

 

[marvtha]

Poppycock!

So while the Sir and I have been busy harvesting the garbanzo beans and getting them ready for market, some minx waddles in and take over the board?

Poppycock!

The Sir gets quite uneasy when the Queen is angry! And yes, possums, the Queen is angry tonight. How he just loves to throw it in the Queen's face that fateful evening when the vial of elixor was sitting on the bedside table. How could I have known that the earth would start to shake and the vial would spill on Sir's left titty? How could I have known that the elixor left burn marks when it encounters titties?

Oh yes, the Sir just loves to throw that in my face. Not as much as his big wide salami, of course, but ....

wait. are you recording all of this again? That's not allowed here.

NO FAIR! The men in white coats are always mean to me.

Marvtha, we're not through here you little trollup! You just try to horn in on my mens and I'll be back!

typical....starts up her shit then disappears! she'll never change!
get your daddy's cock out of your ass and reply!
marvtha once again has been wronged and i'm ready to ...throw down!

stick around if you want to see how marvtha rolls!

little queenie show your ass!

 

[JakeBequette]

typical....starts up her shit then disappears! she'll never change!
get your daddy's cock out of your ass and reply!
marvtha once again has been wronged and i'm ready to ...throw down!

stick around if you want to see how marvtha rolls!

little queenie show your ass!