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elvin1 said:
I'm onto you Marvies.........:p
My IQ is pretty high....
Bird Flu...Schmird Flu
or how about
United We Freak Out?
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what you talkin bout willis???

you sick with flu again??? i'm tellin ya.....you need some bran boy! a good shit works wonders!

marvtha can't be with you if you're sickly!

word is you got the cootchie crickets anyhoo!
[-X
 
JakeBequette said:
I want shrooms! GIVE ME THEM! I heard they taste bad and you're supposed to eat them with orange juice because it covers the taste... so bring some eeeeeeeee​
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marvtha's gotta get dressed for our big night! jakie you wrap that pickle...evereyone bring condoms!! safe sex...always!

kyyle don't forget those shrooms!
elvis, vannie, chance? 9ish
HELL marvtha's gonna have all her holes filled and then some!(!)
you fight amongst yourselves on who's gettin my finger.....better do some warm up stretches first though!;)

maybe marvtha won't wear undies...you'll smell me when i walk in the door guys!!!:gogirl:
 
kyyletime said:
I'm in Jake! (*8*) Hangin with Marvtha AND Jake :gogirl:
I'm seeing verryy pretty colors!.. shrooms are kickin in :wave:
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you get that buzz on good sweetie....you're gonna be having nightmares tonight and SORE tomorrow!:p
 
it's almost 9 a.m.
anyone care to join me and slobone for mimosas?(!)
 
Chance1826 said:
Marvtha....Sorry I missed the party....I was in San Francisco on business at Williams Sonoma....and their people they were entertaining me....LOL

Just got back into town....hope you all had a wonderful evening! So sorry I missed it!
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fine play with your little friends in san fran!:p

i'll just bet they didn't end up "entertaining" you like we coulda?!?:sex:

instead of a porterhouse you could've had marvtha's ballpark playing "knock knock with your innards!":eek:
we stilll can't find kyyle though!!!:confused:
he was last seen running out of marvtha's in a barney outfit screaming "THE HORROR, THE HORROR!"
or what i refer to as...just a regular night!:-$

maybe he shoulda done more 'shrooms!?:confused:

mimosa marvtha out
 
no one likes me and i'm going to go try and find my kyyle!

i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and
a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too? :cry: :(
 
kyyletime said:
Just a little advice for anyone concerned .... be careful mixing jager, shrooms, and marvtha. While I can say the parts I remember were INTERESTING, apparently I have been asleep for three days. I woke up parked on top of a Texas Roadhouse (pretty colors probably attracted me) wearing lots of purple and hurting in all sorts of places. Shortly thereafter I was arrested and passed out again. I woke up in a cell with a fat smelly drunk...but eventually I realized the cell was not locked and I let myself out. *sighs* Marvtha, did we have a good time? Do you think there is a twelve step program for this? :cry:
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kyyle my sweet man(*8*)
marvtha was worried sick!:cry:

i tried to tell you..baby steps...but you insisted on the barney suit!
something about a big purple dinosaur slam dancing to slayer just makes marvtha's cooter gush!

oh i've been drawn to the alluring lights of t. roadhouse.... hell yes
something about those tastey riblets...like heaven i tell you!

otis didn't try to stick his nasty pickle in you did he?
 
elvin1 said:
What's going on in your neck of the woods Marvtha? Any good squirrel or beaver lately?:p
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elvis if you wasn't so spaced out on X doing that rave thing you kids do
you coulda helped out with kyyle.
he was out that door like lightning.....where'd he go?!?:confused:
marvtha third eye was to blurry to see!

vannie's eyes must've closed from the sheer pleasure of marvtha's weiner finger up his patootie......YES it was the van man that got...i should say... BEGGED for the finger!

don't let him tell you any different![-X

vannie has that ass healin anyways? that witch hazel helpin any?
 
kyyletime said:
OTIS! How did you know?? Stinky drunken man...NO, my pickle jar was much too sore for any more pickles. I'm swearing off the jager. Stick to the mushrooms and stoli. That should help, no? :confused:
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otis ALWAYs in the cell! and ALWAYS trying to put his "pickled" pickle in one hole or the other![-X

you try puttin some witch hazel on that inflamed rectum.

marvtha told you not to eat so many shrooms
you'd eat a bit and puke eat a bit and puke....like watching nicole richie!#-o

marvtha just glad my baby's safe!

what you doing this week?;) :p
 
Chance1826 said:
Where is Marvtha....?

How was the party?
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would have been better with you sweetie!
we broke kyyle in good and proper ... the man is hung like a horse he is!:eek:
marvtha couldn't fit all of him in and ended up shittin myself from the effort...flared up my 'rhoids too but...it was an affair to remember!..| :sex: :twisted: :help:
 
kyyletime said:
After the other night i'm gonna stick close to home I think...know a good therapist? I'm self medicating. Should have taken those little pills you offered me...little footballs? I'm not letting any more witches in my rectum. NICE TRY. [-X
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you just rest then honey. marvtha's got her own therapist that the scientists send out to my victims..errr...lovers!
they'll explain some stuff you might have saw...all too complicated for poor marvtha!:confused:
they'll give you some meds for PTSD if need be also!

we'll get ya better don't you worry none!..|
 
elvin1 said:
Oh my! Does this mean that Marvtha and Kyle are shacking up?:p
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you just hush elvis![-X
marvtha took kyyle under her wing for a spell but i may have went too far.
usually they don't don the barney suit until' third date....kyyle insisted though!

you still raving?
 
elvin1 said:
Yeah stark raving nuts.....LOL

Chancies is the one that likes the raves....:p
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oh you're a crazy one you are! :cool:

where's your little co-hort jakie?
he never seems to be round when marvtha show up!?:confused:
 
marvtha gotta get some sleep
alice made me a nice cup of hot chocolate and i'm suddenly very tired.
had a big day with beulah "muff diving" :eek:
i'll save that tale for tomorrow!oops!

very sleepy
 
nite nite kyyle
you contact those scientists and therapist.
they'll get ya straightened out...well as straight as you gays can get!;) sleep well....well try anyway!
the nightmares will last about a week...oh the therapist will splain it all!

chance next time you get me a box of that sonoma wine.
can't believe you went there and was all hush hush!
marvtha will repay you somehow!?!:p now you stop that![-X
 
I'd love to know who you really are...I find you so,how do they say-enchanting!:D
 
Marvtha!

The Queen is back!!

Get your feeble affairs in order, you cheap tart!!!

The Queen is back and this time you will not sabotage my plans to capture you!!!!
 
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