Pearls

[marvtha]

jake i like you but not in that way!
you remind me of a little brother.......impish but sweet!

what you selling tickets for? circus in town?

OOOOOOOOH that guy reminds me of the one that sold us tickets to that freak show that junior jr. just had to see!
it involved two rodeo clowns in assless chaps, a blind girl wearing nothing but yellow galoshes, a broncin' bull, OH and a monkey wearing a diaper!

marvtha still not able to talk about the things i saw in that arena that night!

had to up the meds for a few days after that performance. i still wonder how that monkey was able to take all that though???? shudder

i'm marvtha
bye jakie

 

[donnykabob]

What meds are you on now Marvtha? Maybe some ritalin?

 

[marvtha]

My guess is she takes... Thorazine!

i'm marvtha

who you and donnybobs? are you really crockett & tubbs?
why you wondering about marvtha's meds?
marvtha have enough men in black coats and leotards lurking about in dark alley ways watching my every move...shoo
where are my mens at......
marvtha never get love on here anymore. no paintings, pearls. jack shit
oh i'll beat myself in head again you just watch

 

[marvtha]

Heehee, this is too funny!!!!!

look at you swirling dervish all half naked and making marvtha's muffin twitch like a little bunnies noise
marvtha eat you like fried calf livers...slurp
elves and fairies and little trolls who put potions in drink and make legs go up in air.panties shoved in her mouth and you lick the brown stain and you taste the shit that is your life and you remember...oh you remember

 

[marvtha]

All I can figure out is that Marvtha is a JUBBER who is a man over 40 and most likely American, quite possibly Southern.

His allusions to television is all to shows from the 70's or before, and his slang is strictly American, with some Southernisms like "throw-down."

I was thinking Ben46 before that, but could be more devious soul, like Fire.

Fun.

We needed some around here.

a regular columbo who has it all figured out with his " no really i couldn't" but you want to. oh you want nothing more. you smarty pants.
look it's the boy who's shit doesn't stink
drinking at phil's with the rest of em... to smart to fart.
all stocks are down, inflations killing the economy but all the while pussy wet pussy stinking pussy is all you can think of.
your dirty little peckers are stirring in your "slacks" wanting to grind your wall street week into marvtha's gaping gushing hole.

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

Poppycock!

You cheeky demons can rest well, yes my possums, the Queen has attended to this imposter, this fake, this trollup Marvtha!

No, we won't be hearing from her any more. The Sir and I have seen to that!

Hmmph!

Stay tuned for an important announcment!

 

[cynicus]

I was wondering the same thing, too... Is this BenF46's new persona? Or some straight college boys playing around on the computer...

I find it hard to believe that Marvtha just sprang forth fully formed like Venus on the shell...

And tell me, where do you find straight college boys with that kind of humor? I know a few, but they very carefully keep it under wraps. We all know only faggots can carry on like that.

 

[marvtha]

a regular columbo who has it all figured out with his " no really i couldn't" but you want to. oh you want nothing more. you smarty pants.
look it's the boy who's shit doesn't stink
drinking at phil's with the rest of em... to smart to fart.
all stocks are down, inflations killing the economy but all the while pussy wet pussy stinking pussy is all you can think of.
your dirty little peckers are stirring in your "slacks" wanting to grind your wall street week into marvtha's gaping gushing hole.

this is what happens when marvtha decides she can go off her meds.
it ain't pretty people!
mama said she came home from her shift at jefferson cleaners to find marvtha running around backyard wearing nothing but a tutu and a aluminum hat.
the hat was rather crafty i must say!
she immediately force fed me my meds and after that it was "nappy time' for marvtha.
my apologies to hard up and elvin. maybe when i'm feeling up to par you can spank my bare bottom...maybe...stranger things have happened!

 

[NedNickerson]

Is there any chance that Marvtha might have female relatives named Eve...

or, perhaps, Sybil...?

 

[marvtha]

marvtha better this morning!
mama made sure i took my meds before she went off to st. elsewhere. they are short staffed and this being labor day there will be lots of damaged drunkards.
benson brought me nice breakfast in bed. except he wasn't carrying tray with hands!!! the tray was balanced on his man slab. i know.....marvtha so scared at sight she peed a little.
"look marvtha ...no hands".... always with the parlor tricks! OY
marvtha took waffles and sent him on his way.
marvtha not dutch oven...can't accommodate that much meat!!!
queenie probably could though! her like mystique.....can shape shift into giant pussy!

marvtha has to clean herself up now...put a little maple syrup in muffin as lube......bees flying in the window......not the kinda sting marvtha used to! sssshhhh

 

[bigdaddyhorse]

craiggg want to make pyramid with marvtha and Queen Aggravian.
craiggg scrape marvtha's feet and give good foot massage in return.

 

[marvtha]

craiggg want to make pyramid with marvtha and Queen Aggravian.
craiggg scrape marvtha's feet and give good foot massage in return.

pyramid bad! marvtha lost lots of money back in the day with that scheme!

money from my monthly government check spent on all those postage stamps could've went to more important things like birth control and personal hygeine!

foot rubs....now my kitten's twitchin!
marvtha will find my emery board and put a box of wine in frig to chill!
what time you be over...say sevenish??

 

[marvtha]

Hmm...Thorazine makes patients sleepy...so does certain doses of risperdal, olanzapine (Zyprexa), quetiapine (Seroquel), ziprasidone (Geodon) and aripiprazole (Abilify). I bet she has experienced some weight gain...since being on these meds.

chlorpromazine (Thorazine) and haloperidol {Haldol}, are still quite effective and worth trying if atypical antipsychotics do not provide enough relief. However, the older medications can cause sedation, muscle spasms or rigidity, restlessness, dry mouth, constipation, weight gain, or changes in blood pressure. With long-term use, there is a risk of developing involuntary muscle movements {called tardive dyskinesia}.

at one point or another marvtha done them all sweetie.....and then some!
all marvtha truly need though is the love of a good man...sigh

 

[marvtha]

Is there any chance that Marvtha might have female relatives named Eve...

or, perhaps, Sybil...?

women not in marvtha's family tree. faces not look familiar. too pretty for our clan.

we resemble picasso painting... features somewhat esckew

mama say "there's your family tree, then there's your apples that grow on the tree. finally there's the worms that burrow in those apples....that's us"

WORMS she refers us as!

i would tell junior jr. when he'd come over to marvtha's in the morning
"the early bird gets the worm" my muffin all moist with morning dew!

i miss junior jr. sigh

 

[marvtha]

^*sniffs* I knew it smelled like dead fish in here for some reason!

Marvtha personal hygeine must be off the charts...

No birth control?... She must still be using the coat hanger method!

marvtha's cousin april mae joon used clothes hangar at that horrible baby shower...marvtha can't even watch spongebob shitpants after that terrible terrible day!

marvtha bathe daily when on the meds...sometimes more when gangbanged in back alley...sticky mess she is! sssshhhh

i'm marvtha

 

[looseliam]

marvtha's cousin april mae joon used clothes hangar at that horrible baby shower...marvtha can't even watch spongebob shitpants after that terrible terrible day!

marvtha bathe daily when on the meds...sometimes more when gangbanged in back alley...sticky mess she is! sssshhhh

i'm marvtha

I need some scotch after that post... =]

 

[marvtha]

I need some scotch after that post... =]

scotch!!! ya got some ya googly eyed bastard!!

marvtha's having pity party but being as you lookin pretty sad you can join!
bring that scotch though.
marvtha not runnin' a liquor store here damnit!

 

[agj25us]

OH NO!!!! They have gotten to craiggg....
We must help him and bring him back........
CRAIGGG - you have lots of adoring guys here that will help you make a pyramid, etc., etc., etc.

craiggg want to make pyramid with marvtha and Queen Aggravian.
craiggg scrape marvtha's feet and give good foot massage in return.

 

[marvtha]

OH NO!!!! They have gotten to craiggg....
We must help him and bring him back........
CRAIGGG - you have lots of adoring guys here that will help you make a pyramid, etc., etc., etc.

r2d2...fuck it... from now on your "blondie!"

you want marvtha to call jed and get his hounds dogs rounded up?

well shit. i just read the rest.....marvtha ain't going all the way to egypt!

if i want to see pyramids i'll go to lulu's putt putt golf.

OH maybe that's where he is as?
marvtha could probably go for a game or two?

nay fuck it...marvtha not playing with any balls no more!!1

 

[agj25us]

r2d2...fuck it...
nay fuck it...marvtha not playing with any balls no more!!1

I've got a couple of balls for you to play with marvtha.....
Do you think you know how to play???