Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey James it looks as if you've got a Cumberland sausage to go with your " stake!" I'm always happy to provide the mayonnaise!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't remember the name of this bloke but he is a dead ringer for gay porn star PADDY O BRIEN!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Welsh footballer NECO WILLIAMS!



Number 7 is certainly lucky but whoever manages to wedge their nose between those cheeks is even luckier I'd say!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Italian footballer LORENZO LUCCA certainly lives up to his surname!



He's a lucca/looker all right!

The medieval Italian town of LUCCA stands very near to PISA and is an old walled city!



Can only imagine what it must be like to break down HIS defences!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure what it is about this photo but there's definitely a 'sniff fest" in the making here!



Off cum the boots and down cum the shorts!

He looks like a 1940s' Brylcreem boy in this photo!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CHARLES LECLERC (24) and CARLOS SAINZ (28)!



Whose arse would you sniff first!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We all remember MARCUS RASHFORD and his "free school meals schemes for kids" scheme but I wonder if anyone has ever had the good fortune to dine out on this arse!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Our new Prime Minister might bear the forenames of queens ergo Elizabeth and Mary but if I were in her shoes I think I would change my surname by deed poll to avoid embarrassment in foreign courts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old JUDE JACOB SPOONSUP-BELL!



So you can count up to four !? Who's a clever boy then!? You can count the four words in your name but let's see if you can't count my fingers as they slip up your arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well Jude! is it four or five?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm pretty certain I have posted this guy before so I crave your indulgence but this is 24 year old Croatian PETAR MUSA!



Just look at the thighs on that fucker!



He's got a face like a rodent but you may be conversant with the expression "like a rat up a drainpipe!"



I don't care what his face looks like! I'll happily be the rat that shoots up HIS drainpipe!

Looks as if somebody in the crowd has asked for his sweaty, shitty, match-worn smellers and he's obviously not going to oblige them unless the head coach has already put in a request for them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old Serbian tennis player FILIP KRAJINOVIC!



Lucky the coach who has to get his game up to scratch!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 19 year old Italian footballer ANTONIO VERGARA!?



He comes from a place called FRATTAMINORE which translates into English as "little thicket!"



Well there's a respectable thicket covering his head and I'm sure what we're all anxious to know is whether he's got a little thicket sprouting from between the cheeks of his arse!

One thing we do know is that he's as bow-legged as hell and so he could probably take half the academy team in one "sitting" or should I say "shagging!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old CURTIS JONES looks mighty fine in this picture!



However wearing your helmet like that will give you little protection and similarly when you are riding your girlfriend make sure you are securely fastened if you don't want to populate the world with little Curtises ( not necessarily a bad thing!)

Clunk click every trip!

And that boy is packing so it needs to be well contained!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about this for a horny barely legal threesome!?

FABIO ABIUSO
NIKOLAI ILIEV
LORENZO PESCHETOLA



Lorenzo on the right of the photo has definitely got roses in his cheeks!



....and if we pull those black shorts down we will be able to see whether he's got roses in his other cheeks as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Which arses would you sniff here given the choice!?



My choice in order of "snifference" would be second from the left, far right and second from the right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old Romanian footballer ANDREI COURBIS!



He is the closest thing I have seen to a grizzly bear in human form and if you find yourself in the woods facing this you will be lucky if you can walk home after all his grizzly attentions!

Here we see FABIO ABIUSO about to be " abiused" by him!



Here he is priming himself to penetrate young GIUSEPPE AMBROSINO!



He's probably got enough cum in those orsine bollocks to do the whole team!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GIUSEPPE AMBROSINO hits 19 on Saturday!



You will remember from Greek mythology that nectar was the drink of the gods and Ambrosia the food!

I'm sure it's no coincidence that his surname is AMBROSINO 'cos with an arse like that on offer you wouldn't want to dine at any other restaurant!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought that the only good thing to come out of Iraq was the road leading out of it but manifestly I was wrong!

Just look at this little treasure!

28 year old Iraqi footballer DHURGAM ISMAIL!



"You need to come out of Iraq and come to England "cos in England you can come out quite safely and baby you are going to have to come out before I can cum in!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Who can find a virtuous woman!? For her price is far above rubies!" Proverbs 31:10!

"Who can find a shaggable BRYAN !? For his price is far above RUBIOS!??

25 year old Mexican footballer BRYAN RUBIOS!



I don't think there can be any doubt that he is Smart!

...but according to his purple shirt he is also "hot" ( caliente) with an express package ( paquete express!)



The full package indeed!