Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of TRICKY DICKY so what about STICKY RICKY!?

You may have seen 22 year old Swiss athlete RICKY PETRUCCIANI performing last night!



"You Swiss think you've got the best chocolate in the world so sit on my face and let ME be the judge of that!



Would love to see him get it on with 23 year old Belgian athlete JONATHAN SACOOR!



They both come from arguably the two most boring nations on earth so please try and show us that your lovemaking cums up to the standards expected from two fit young athletes!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Italian footballer ALESSANDRO ZANOLI who comes from Carpi near Modena in Italy!



I'm sure nobody would be "carping" about HIS attributes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For those who are unaware Carpi is a small town in Emilia-Romagna the region famed for the best cuisine in Italy!

For those culinary experts it is said that the art of good food lies in the presentation and who in their right mind would send this dish back to the kitchen!???

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about these two for a horny pairing!?



23 year old Dutchman SAM BEUKEMA on the left and 22 year old Norwegian HAKON EVJEN on the right!?

Here are a few more of sexy Sam and just look at those Beukema buns!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about MICHAL SKORAS the 22 year old Pole with the 22cm pole!?



For those if you who prefer that measurement in inches it is 8.666 inches recurring and as far as I am concerned he can recur as many times as he likes!!

SKORAS!? Yep! I'll "skor" in his "as!" No problem!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Portuguese stud JOAO FELIX!



Maybe he should have his surname changed from FELIX to FEELLICKS!

I certainly FEEL like LICKing those little babies!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TAJ CAMPBELL-FARRELL of the afl went legal on 29 June this year and I bet he went viral at the same time! Phwoar!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old Danish footballer JENS STAGE may have a face like a rodent but if I ever catch him in my rattrap with his head in the spring and his little arse in the air I'll certainly know where to inject the rat poison!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Polish footballer FILIP MARCHWINSKI is simply a younger version of GARETH BALE!



Both have simian features and if I were to choose the type of simian I would like them to be I would say "baboon" because they love to expose their pink puckers unencumbered by panties!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm thinking of starting my own football club

SMELLERS R US FC!

Obviously the sort of players I will be attempting to attract will be those with barely legal cherry poppable arses that are as tight as a drum and who can leave three stripes on the seat of their tighty whities!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Colombian wrestler BRANDON CALLE PEREZ!



I think he could slay any oppone t with that love truncheon in his pants and you know what the Ozzies say:

"A python in yer pucker is bloody good tucker!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think somebody needs to reset their sniffnav!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of "sweet sixteen and never been kissed" but this is more like "smelly sixteen and never been fist(ed)!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being unfamiliar with American footballing terms I was surprised that there was a position known as "tight end!""You couldn't make it up if you tried could you!



33 year old tight end ROB GRONKOWSKI is getting his tight end checked out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

German footballer manager MARCO ROSE hits 46 tomorrow!



Would love to ease those grey sweatpants down and give him the best birthday rimjob he's ever had!



Well just look at the expression on his face! My tongue is working overtime on a deep clean!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old ALEX FERRARI who plays for Sampdoria!



With a name like Ferrari you can bet your life he goes like a bomb! 0 to 60 in ten seconds!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SOTTIL, RANIERI and HANCKO!



What a threesome!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 24 year old Slovak footballer DAVID HANCKO!?



He's an absolute peach isn't he!? A peach with a peachy arse!



He's just married a Czech tennis player 6 years older than himself! I bet her pussy's red raw by now but I'm sure she'd happily take it up the shitter so as not to deny him his conjugal rights!



Pump that arse my son!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

47 year old Argentinian silver fox JUAN PABLO VOJVODA may be old before his time



but there is just something about the coach of Brazilian football team Fortaleza ( a town I visited when he was only 17......naughty thoughts!!) that has me cumming buckets!

Maybe it is the high cheek bones or the fact that he hasn't lost the art of striping the seat of his tighty whities!



When I was a kid there was a TV commercial advertising BISTO gravy in which the kids would sniff the air as their mother brought in the gravy boat and call out in unison:

"Ah BISTO!"

So when Vojvoda is sitting legs apart on the subs' bench flanked by all these keen little 18 year olds they will sniff the air and say:

"Ah! PABLO!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at those strong cheek bones!



and as for that arse:



"Ah! PABLO!!!!!!"