Survivor China

[falconfan]

Todd, Todd, Todd!!!!! Dude wtf!!! PG gone = good move. James gone = good move. Jean-Robert gone= why!?!?! What was going through his mind??? If he decided NOT to take out James he should've AT LEAST stuck with getting rid of PG and told James that Jean-Robert might have a majority and that he should probably use the idol to be safe. Instead he reassures James and blows what turned out ot be a relatively good chance of getting rid of him!! I understand maybe he didn't want to blindside James because JR runnign around telling everyone could totally screw up his delicate situation. It was very possible that PG could run back and tell James and it could bite them BUT Todd should've fed into the paranoia saying listen, you have me, Amanda, and Courtney, I'm not sure about hte others. If I were you I'd use an idol. Then they could've gotten rid of PG and took one idol out of play.

I think Amanda is the all around best in this season I just wish she wouldn't let Todd dominate the strategy because whenever they disagree they wind up doing what he wants.

And why not tell Denise!! You just made her feel excluded and gave her a reason to jump sides.

What are you doing!!! Why aren't you letting Frosti feel more secure! Why are you alienating Denise!!! Why are you getting rid of the biggest non-threat in the game!!!! Bad move!!! Bad, bad move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[falconfan]

Take Jean-Robert and Amanda to the end with you and you win the game you fucking idiot! Todd's the stupidest player ever to play the game. He had it in the bag. Amanda was 100% with him, Jean-Robert wanted to be in the final 3 with him and Amanda. Who else can Jean-Robert work with? He was just mad that someone came up with the same "Genius" idea that he did so he wanted to be a genius and say "I'm so smart I flipped the game" when he's just fucking stupid for doing it. It's not that hard of a strategy to figure out, Jean-Robert figured it out right after he found out James had 2 idols. The only reason no one else thought about it before was because they didn't know about James having 2 idols.

Todd could've got rid of James, then PG, then Erik, then Frosti, then Jean-Robert if he wanted. He would be left with Amanda/Courtney/Denise and Amanda won't vote him out so he'll for sure make final 3 if he wanted to get rid of Jean-Robert so bad. And his stupid smirk thinking he's such a big genius mastermind when Jean-Robert left. He's not a genius, everyone already thought of getting rid of JR. Fucking dumbass, I hope he goes next. I don't hate him as a person but I hate him as a player in the game.

It just makes me mad when someone is pretty much guarenteed winning the million and they make the stupidest move ever. The only reason he did it was because he wanted to look smart but he looked like the biggest dumbass to ever play survivor and it cost him the million dollars.

He's certainly not the dumbest player to play the game. This season alone contained Jean-Robert who was just a flat out idiot. Caryn was an idiot in Paula. Rafe was a huge idiot. There have been alot of idiots.

 

[falconfan]

I wouldn't say Jean-Robert was that dumb. He did have the stupid strategy of not working in the beginning but after that he got a lot smarter. No matter what he did though it's almost impossible for him to win because everyone already hated him.

He was dumb. He had no grasp on what was actually going on. His strategies didn't make sense. He tried to throw around weight that he just didn't have. I say he falls under the Terry section- "You're trying to sell me a dictionary when I have an entire set of encyclopedias in the house."

 

[Aratron]

Jean-Robert: "I think they realized that I was probably the best player in the game"

 

[falconfan]

also if Todd and Amanda think they're going to keep James they should shake on a final four or three deal. This way in the event James wins immunity at 5th or 4th and doesn't need the idol he would give it to the more vulnerable one of them.

 

[falconfan]

Exactly. JR made himself hated and had no social game in a game that REQUIRES social skills. Hello? Unless you can win every single individual immunity challenge, you need to have people on your side willing to keep you around.

And Probst -- worst host ever on any reality show (at least Chenbot doesn't INSERT herself in the game to benefit/hinder another player) -- validated this stupidity by falling for the poker player = cunning line. Jean Robert, a student of people? If you mean the student in the back wearing the propeller-hat, then yeah ok.

I hated JR so much that I'm actually glad he's gone but it was indeed a dumbass move by Todd. I guess Jeff Probst can finally jack off after a Survivor finale, cuz James is winning the whole thing. Probst has been waiting years for this. He can just pretend it's Colby or Ozzy.

Lol he needn't wait so Long what with Aras a few season ago.

 

[falconfan]

Aras came close, but did he really fulfill the "manly man/competition beast" Probst seems madly in love with? I think Aras and Brian (Thailand) were the only times Jeff come to cum dutifully after a Survivor Finale, but it was still just a slight eruption in his hands without much orgasm since he probably preferred Ken the NY cop to Brian and he DEFINITELY preferred Terry to Aras.

Probst is still waiting for that James/Colby/Terry/Ozzy guy to make him shoot his jizz across the room.

Did he like Ken... I can't remember that far back. I remember seasons 1 and 2 and then theres a long gap of nothing and then I pick it up after all stars lol And even of season two the only thing I remember is how much I wanted to do Colby... for some reason I've got a thing for Texans (and Russians ?) and I just don't know why lol

 

[falconfan]

Oh Colby is sexy for sure. VERY doable. Probably the hottest guy ever on Survivor (next to my husband Yul).

And unlike a lot of the assholes Jeff roots for (Terry was especially loathesome) - Colby was actually a nice guy and happy for Tina when she won.

Couldn't agree with you more (well except for Yul. Adam was definitely my fave that season physically... but only after the facial hair grew in.). I respect Colby so much for not taking the easy flash in the pan reality fame thing and instead trying to pay his dues and earn legitimate acting success. When I saw him in Red Eye I was just like so cute.

 

[falconfan]

Adam was attractive in a really bland way but once his personality came out, he became a dumb, ugly hick for me. Nothing likable there. Yul had a great body, a sweet personality, was probably one of the most intelligent people on Survivor (law review at Yale Law!), and played a TERRIFIC game -- using the HII the way it was supposed to be used (with the threat f it wielding more power than the thing itself). His win was the most satisfying win I've ever seen on a reality show. And seeing his wonderful team make it all the way to F4 together as underdogs was thrilling.

Compared to that, Adam was a butt nugget.

The other hotties that year -- Brad and JP -- were definitely yummier than Adam.

There's a reason I put a "physically" qualifier lol I wasn't a huge Yul fan simply because I think he had it easy. All the cards fell in place for him. He didn't have to work as hard as contestants on other seasons. And it pissed me off how they portrayed it as the little tribe that could and game back from a huge set back... but it didn't. Yul's tribe was always the winning tribe it's just Candace and Jonathon ran away so the numbers were huge but they still had the strongest, best, players and they still had a winning record. I can't fault him for other peoples stupidity though. All and all he was a good player I don't know about the "most intelligent" as someone who knows a large number of Ivy Students that never impresses me... they're not the smartest people I know often just the richest or the luckiest. He was smart though. But I'd take Cire over him any day... if only she knew how to make fire she would've won. I loved both her and Aras though so I was fine with that outcome.

 

[falconfan]

Dude I love you. But I gotta take issue with that one. I graduated from Columbia and I'm at Yale Law right now and I certainly didn't get there by being "rich" or "lucky." Dude, are you kidding me? 70% of the students who go Harvard, Yale and Princeton are on financial aid. If your family makes less than $60,000, you're not expected to contribute anything.

The truth is, the massive endowments these schools have allows them to actually pick the students THEY want (meaning, intelligent students from diverse backgrounds and usually kids with incredible achievements) I met some of the most fascinating and substantial people during college. People who had a real sense of citizenship and civic duty.

The rich/luck thing you're referring to may have been true in the 50's when Ivy League schools were still bigoted in their admissions, but not any more.

This doesn't mean EVERYONE who goes there is the smartest person ever. But a lot of them are indeed very intelligent.

And Yale Law is the toughest law school to get into. For Yul to graduate with honors means he had to work his ass off. There's no luck involved there. When the guy spoke, you could tell he was OBVIOUSLY more intelligent than Ozzy and many of the other survivors.

Well if Yale is vastly different than both Harvard and Princeton maybe you're right but I have a feeling it's not. I'm not trying to minimize the achievements of anyone at these schools. They're smart. Without a doubt. But it has nothing to do with who's the smartest it has something to do with who they're looking for at that time. It's kind of sad really and they're certainly not blind to WHERE you come from. There's a reason why certain prep schools seem to feed right into it. I was told point blank by the Princeton interviewer that I was the most qualified person he spoke to but they don't take people from my school district unless it's for a sports scholarship... they did however take the girl from three blocks over who went to a different highschool but was in middle school with me and asked... and I quote.... "Wait. So... are there atoms in space?" As for Harvard, well going to college in Boston every Harvard person I met has been snobbish with the exception of literally two. And the only thing I've heard about it is getting in is hard as fuck but once your in you just get As no matter what.

So I mean I just don't think it's the best indicator. I realize there's variety in people in these places. But I see "Intelligence" as more than just rattling off the periodic table. It's analysis, it's creative, it's strategy and it's general understanding. And Cire may not run percents and probabilities like Yul did but she just had a better rounded view of things. Yul was just so stiff and wooden. He broke everything down in such a mechanical way. If things didn't fall in place for him so nicely I doubt he would've been able to adapt well. With or without an Ivy League degree she was smarter than him in my book.

 

[falconfan]

It kinda sucks when everyones in agreement about the game because there's not really anything to talk about lol

 

[CoolBlue71]

Here are the top 10 things I want to see for the rest of the game:

i) PG, Frosti, Courtney and Amanda make it to F4

ii) Erik gets voted off but must serve time in Nik's world, where he becomes my servant and must stare at me with his dreamy eyes all day long. Needless to say, he won't remain a virgin for long.

iii) Todd offers to let James fuck him in exchange for one of the idols (and now we see why he really gave James two idols). During the fuck session, James must tell Todd what a bad, bad player he's been and spank him a little. Afterward, James still doesn't give Todd the idol, and Todd is voted out like the little cum-rag bitch he is. Todd takes a while to get up and have his torch snuffed, because he has been sitting in James' lap and riding his cock all through TC. He is impaled on James and has to be pried off and dragged to the jury. James is sad, Todd is sad. James' cock is still hard though. Probst jerks him till he cums, as Probst has wanted to do to every "manly man" on the show since Colby.

iv) Probst is booted off the show -- let's say Jamie sneaks up behind him at TC and PUSHES HIM into the fire, leading everyone to applaud and apologize to her for ever calling her dumb. Television Without Pity's Miss Alli sends Jamie some flowers. I send her chocolates. She rightfully shares the chocolates with Courtney who has almost forgotten how to eat.

v) Aaron returns and is installed as the show's new -- and SEXY -- host. The catch is, Aaron must host every episode naked. No one objects.

vi) James gets blindsided at TC, but before he does -- and for all of his jury appearances at TC thereafter -- he must appear naked and hard, at all times. He must also stand next to Aaron at the challenges just long enough for viewers at home to make the juiciest Survivor video caps of all time.

vii) Frosti must do another booty dance.

viii) James has now developed a taste for bitchy little twinks and starts fucking Todd on the jury in the middle of TC. Aaron is turned on and gives us a play by play. He eventually joins in to gangbang Todd. Courtney rolls her eyes and describes the sex scenes in video diaries complete with finger quotes. Denise tries to tell us what she thinks about it but no one understands what the hell she is saying. Frosti realizes no one is looking and grabs the Immunity necklace.

ix) JR is so hated that he's even voted off the jury and instead they replace him with the Chicken Guy voted off week one. The condition is that he must say "DAYUM" every time someone is voted off and everytime James and Aaron cum on Todd's face, or inside Todd, or whatever.

x) Frosti wins the whole game and collects his prize while Aaron and James are fucking Todd. Frosti brings the money to me and I live happily ever after with Frosti and Erik, spending the money and watching the videos of Aaron, James and Todd. Sometimes we invite Amanda.

All of this has been well-thought. This may help to "wake up" Survivor: China. (Maybe. )

 

[falconfan]

Here are the top 10 things I want to see for the rest of the game:

i) PG, Frosti, Courtney and Amanda make it to F4

ii) Erik gets voted off but must serve time in Nik's world, where he becomes my servant and must stare at me with his dreamy eyes all day long. Needless to say, he won't remain a virgin for long.

iii) Todd offers to let James fuck him in exchange for one of the idols (and now we see why he really gave James two idols). During the fuck session, James must tell Todd what a bad, bad player he's been and spank him a little. Afterward, James still doesn't give Todd the idol, and Todd is voted out like the little cum-rag bitch he is. Todd takes a while to get up and have his torch snuffed, because he has been sitting in James' lap and riding his cock all through TC. He is impaled on James and has to be pried off and dragged to the jury. James is sad, Todd is sad. James' cock is still hard though. Probst jerks him till he cums, as Probst has wanted to do to every "manly man" on the show since Colby.

iv) Probst is booted off the show -- let's say Jamie sneaks up behind him at TC and PUSHES HIM into the fire, leading everyone to applaud and apologize to her for ever calling her dumb. Television Without Pity's Miss Alli sends Jamie some flowers. I send her chocolates. She rightfully shares the chocolates with Courtney who has almost forgotten how to eat.

v) Aaron returns and is installed as the show's new -- and SEXY -- host. The catch is, Aaron must host every episode naked. No one objects.

vi) James gets blindsided at TC, but before he does -- and for all of his jury appearances at TC thereafter -- he must appear naked and hard, at all times. He must also stand next to Aaron at the challenges just long enough for viewers at home to make the juiciest Survivor video caps of all time.

vii) Frosti must do another booty dance.

viii) James has now developed a taste for bitchy little twinks and starts fucking Todd on the jury in the middle of TC. Aaron is turned on and gives us a play by play. He eventually joins in to gangbang Todd. Courtney rolls her eyes and describes the sex scenes in video diaries complete with finger quotes. Denise tries to tell us what she thinks about it but no one understands what the hell she is saying. Frosti realizes no one is looking and grabs the Immunity necklace.

ix) JR is so hated that he's even voted off the jury and instead they replace him with the Chicken Guy voted off week one. The condition is that he must say "DAYUM" every time someone is voted off and everytime James and Aaron cum on Todd's face, or inside Todd, or whatever.

x) Frosti wins the whole game and collects his prize while Aaron and James are fucking Todd. Frosti brings the money to me and I live happily ever after with Frosti and Erik, spending the money and watching the videos of Aaron, James and Todd. Sometimes we invite Amanda.

I'm all for it as long as Colby and me get to come to the reunion and then take Aaron home... where he is also required to always be naked.

 

[falconfan]

But you must film it and trade videos with me, Erik and Frosti

No problem. I think he'll be allowed to dress on Fridays and Saturdays solely so he can immediately begin to strip once he's finished dressing. You boys can come over and watch.

 

[falconfan]

My dislike for Todd grows each episode and James's arrogance is really off-putting as well. I realize that Todd realizes that James and Amanda are the only people actively with him but he shouldn't just come and go with ideas as he pleases. Getting rid of James was a good thought and just because Jean-Robert also thought of it doesn't change that. We're running out of weeks when James won't use the idol. (And to those who said he was a lock for every immunity... told you! Has come close to winning one and we're three weeks in). Todd doesn't have the majority, doesn't he see that? They alienated Denise for NO reason. I mean did you really think she'd give to shits about keeping JR? Really??? He blew a PERFECT chance to make a Frosti/Amanda/Todd/Courtney final four. He just flat out doesn't know what he's doing. His answer to anything he doesn't like is well vote them off... what are you five?

Amanda scored major points with me by participating in that challenge. She didn't need to. She was perfectly safe. I hate it when people choose food over challenge. There's no excuse. It's just such a sign of arrogance... ok well maybe if you're as emaciated as Courtney but no one else!

That reward challenge was totally stupid. Did they really think they needed four people for that? Really?

I'm surprised out how poor everyone did at the immunity challenge. I mean OK I'm not starving and stranded for weeks but come on people have you never played Simon?

I still don't like PG. I just don't. Erik is fine with me but I feel like he's just floating along doing nothing. Courtney really varies from episode to episode. She made such a bad move tonight though... if there is a bad move for her. I mean at this point she's gold. She is such a low priority on everyone's list the only person who would vote Courtney out is Denise simply because she's overly loyal to the others.

My opinion Courtney and Amanda are pretty set for being in the final three. I don't see them winning unless Todd or James (whoever's next to them) has really pissed people off. But I can't see where Frosti, Jamie, PG or Erik would really have a right to be mad.

And Nik... me and Aaron pass on our deepest condolences

 

[falconfan]

Frosti and I thank you. He is back at home where he belongs -- under me.

I assume you and Aaron will be joining us this Friday night for our weekly orgy? I do so love those.

Do you even have to ask? I wouldn't miss one for the world I feel like Frosti may need some extra consoling this Friday though.

 

[Telstra]

James Clement is the hottest.

 

[Aratron]

I can't wait to see James gone

 

[falconfan]

I'll make sure I hug him before I fuck his sweet ass, while he sucks off Aaron and you cum on his face.

Good plan, that's gotta be better than a million dollars anyway. Right?

 

[Spiff]

I can't wait to see James gone

Well I hope he wins.