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The New Lady Gaga: Poodey's "As Deep As Me"

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Oh lex I'm not behind the mountain snowflake, but I'm honored you think so. Again you are somome who claims to listen to artists who want fame and give them instructions on how to do so. Well I see a common thread here.. you have mentioned quite a few times about open mic night.. So you think one can gain fans or maybe even stricke luck and get a record deal singing karaoke to drunks at local dive bars. Well either you have a lot to learn or you're trying to mislead people. When lady Gaga was touring clubs she had already been signed to a major label.. she had to work backwards because people needed to believe she had a back story.. Now snowflake is just an example of how ridiculous an "artist" can be and have a following. Snowflake doesn't speak English and probably doesn't know what she's singing about. Poodey even if she's got an imagination has way more star power than snowflake. She at least is cultivating a sexy image now a whale. There's no American idol or xfactor or Karoke Night that makes a star. That's not how it works.. it's much darker than that. Miss Gaga has said she's conned people into being Someone she's not. She's even said game is a Machine saying what goes into being famous. I highly doubt your friend who can carry a moderate tune has what it takes. I also don't think you frequent bars hoping to find the next Mariah Carey.
 
I'm sort of led to an inescapable conclusion that this thread is being continued just so...it can be continued. ("Hey, we reached the third page! That's because people just can't stop talking about this great star in the making!!!") I say this because there's no way in hell any rational person would've gotten what you claim to have gotten from my last post. But, hey, it'll provide a break from the drudgery stuff I've been doing this afternoon, so here we go once more.

Oh lex I'm not behind the mountain snowflake, but I'm honored you think so.

My quote was "Is that what you're aiming for? When you're watching the above video, are you tapping the screen and saying "yes, that's what I'd like to do"? And is your finger tapping the actual video or just the playcount?" That doesn't once state or even imply that I think that you're snowflake. In fact, it specifically states that you're NOT snowflake. The question is "is the video - or its playcount - your inspiration on what you want to achieve?"

you have mentioned quite a few times about open mic night.. So you think one can gain fans or maybe even stricke luck and get a record deal singing karaoke to drunks at local dive bars.

Go back and find me one place in this thread - or anywhere - where I stated that one can get a record deal just by singing karaoke. Because I never did. Yes, I suggested that doing open mic nights is a great idea. But I never said once that it would lead directly to a large fan base or a recording contract.

So why do I suggest it? Because by performing at open mic nights, you get better. You get real-time response to what you're performing and how it goes over. You get a better feel on how to engage an audience. You start learning what sort of songs work best, and how a crowd responds to what you're doing.

One band I know took this to a higher level. They managed to get themselves booked on Warped Tour. Which sounds like a gift from heaven, right? Well, no. See, they had to help set up and break down the festival in each town they visited. That meant getting there before everybody else (often before the sun came up), building everything, and tearing it down, leaving town long after dark and driving to the next town as quickly as they could so they could set up and start all over again. And they were given a slot on a small stage JUST as the doors opened. So as the very first people were wandering into the festival, they had 20-30 minutes to try to get themselves some fans. And what did they get paid for this? Nothing. If they wanted money, they had to sell their band T-shirts and other merchandise. The singer summed it up by saying, "If we didn't play well, nobody bought our merch. If nobody bought our merch, we didn't eat that day. Let's just say we got a LOT better, REALLY quick." And they definitely did - they came back from that tour a FAR better band than they used to be.

And yeah, that's an extreme example. But open mic nights are a mild version of that. You've got a chance to try to rope in the audience. If you don't, they start checking their phones, or wander off to the bar. You have to be compelling enough that they'll stick with you. And open mic nights give you the opportunity to learn how to do that.

Your comments that "nobody became a star at open mic night" is totally correct. But that's like saying "why should I go practice in the basement? There are no talent scouts in there." You're not doing it to get signed. You're doing it so you get good enough that you CAN get signed. (More on this below.)

I highly doubt your friend who can carry a moderate tune has what it takes. I also don't think you frequent bars hoping to find the next Mariah Carey.

Again, I have no idea how you misread what I wrote. "Martin's dreams, such as they are, are pretty modest. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that he fantasizes about singing at Red Rocks or something. But he's aware that's not going to happen. (Emphasis added.) He may do a couple of open mic nights, or another gig like the one last night.... He just said, "I got to sing on stage last night!"

No, he doesn't have what it takes. But the two big differences between Martin and Poodey seems to be that Martin is actually cognizant of the fact that he's not going to be famous...and that regardless of that fact, he still wants to "improve his game".

Poodey even if she's got an imagination has way more star power than snowflake. She at least is cultivating a sexy image now a whale...Miss Gaga has said she's conned people into being Someone she's not.

And it seems like that, almost to the exclusion of anything else, is what has been grasped onto. Path to success? Cultivate fake image -> fame. You've taken what CAN be a helpful step towards increasing a fanbase, and apparently made it the only one. "OK, I've got the photoshopped pictures and something I can call a 'song' - where's the recording contract?"

And I'll state with supreme confidence that Poodey's "star power" is roughly nil. Not to hammer this point home, but it's germane. She has been recording and posting songs on line for about a decade now. And she doesn't appear to have a single fan to her name. Not a local following. Not a modest but committed online fanbase. Nothing. Even the lowliest of groups I've worked with has managed to get a handful of casual fans over the course of their first few months recording and/or performing. One might say whatever "star power" actually consists of, Poodey appears to have the exact opposite.

Again you are somome who claims to listen to artists who want fame and give them instructions on how to do so.

Some of the artists who approach me are looking for fame, and other are simply looking to "improve their game". There's actually a lot of overlap there. And I don't give instructions - I give advice, which is theirs to do with as they see fit. But yes, I've got "contacts". Yes, several of the bands that I've worked with have gotten label deals. And a few of them have reached the Billboard charts, including two who reached number one. Not the imaginary ones referenced in Poodey's Twitterland, but the real deal. I have a personalized signed LP from one of the two framed up in my hallway.

And that being said, Poodey is probably the absolute last artist I'd send up the pipe. Not solely because of the gormless product thus far presented to me, but because of the utter lack of initiative displayed alongside it. Even if Poodey HAD any "star power", I'm betting any A&R guy worth the name wouldn't be able to see it through all the red flags. He'd see an artist with half-assed material, only rudimentary attempts at promotion, zero artistic growth over the past decade, and extremely muddled ideas on how the entire artistic process works. And given that, I'm thinking he'd start thinking even Martin would be a better bet than Pyoudey. :)

Lex
 
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Lex it's been a while since I've been to Denver. It's not really where people go to make it big. It's not LA , New York oh and Denver. Aside from a good ski trip I'm very confused. I know you swear up and down Poodey isn't good. However I want to say some 13 year old coined a term in a Dr Phill interview and now it's a Trap remix that charted. Did she tour bars or try to get followers or beg people to buy band merchandise? No btw are you stuck in the 90's no one really sells or wears band shirts. Everything is online .. next thing I'll hear you talk about is MTV , trl or pop up video.. get with the times.
 
Uh Oh. Someone's still smarting because her bedroom recording project isn't getting the love.

Once again, the difference is that the skank Ho on Dr. Phil's show is real. It isn't the meaningless word salad that this juvenile delinquent served up....it was the real moment when she looked the fake Doc in the eye and said those words. It was her bravado that made the moment.

If she was just some disembodied vocal, laid over a banal track by a bored, ageing prankster...no one would have watched or listened.

But we get to look at her in this video and either be thankful that at least God gave us an IQ after forgetting hers, or admiring her moment when she was trying to stick a middle digit up in the air at a pompous icon of pop psychology.

'Poodey' has none of this to offer.

BTW. Thanks for the shoutout to JUB on the twitter feed.
 
You know that the dysmorphic manipulated face pics don't help your case for Poodey at all, I assume.

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Lex it's been a while since I've been to Denver. It's not really where people go to make it big. It's not LA , New York oh and Denver. Aside from a good ski trip I'm very confused.

Actually, I can name at least two nationally-signed acts who moved to Colorado in order to further their careers, both originally from the east coast. Why? Because the cost of living is comparatively low, and the "scene" here is active and supportive. And as someone who feels I need to "get with the times", you presumably should be aware of the fact that bands don't have to live in New York or LA to be signed, or even "become big". They may have to fly to one of those cities to sign a contract, but a round-trip ticket is a lot cheaper than a one-year lease.

I know you swear up and down Poodey isn't good. However I want to say some 13 year old coined a term in a Dr Phill interview and now it's a Trap remix that charted. Did she tour bars or try to get followers or beg people to buy band merchandise? No btw are you stuck in the 90's no one really sells or wears band shirts. Everything is online .. next thing I'll hear you talk about is MTV , trl or pop up video.. get with the times.

And I think, officially, the game is up.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I assumed that your music was the focal point. Maybe it was all the protestations that the music had some really important lyrics, or connected to people in some way. But I (perhaps foolishly) kept giving advice assuming that you were hoping to have a "hit".

The people I deal with are musicians, first and foremost. They may desire fame, and in fact fame might be their motivating factor for doing what they do. But even then, it's "I want to connect with as many oeople as possible". They're happy getting more Twitter followers not as some numeric value for how famous they are, but for the thought that there are now more people they can reach with their craft. They tour in broken-down vans, and (yes) sell band t-shirts because it makes them enough money to get to the next town, continuing to do what they love doing. In a sense, they're living their dream, and I'm really honored that I get a chance to help them live it.

But I can picture you looking down your poorly-photoshopped nose at them. And not just them, but the ones I referenced who had hit number one. Because they might have fans - a hundred, or a hundred thousand - but they're not FAMOUS. Not like "cash-me-outside" girl is.

And it's there that the everything falls apart.

I asked if you looked at snowflake's video, tapped the youtube counter, and said "that's what I want". By posting "cash me outside" girl, you more or less have answered "yes" to that question.

We are no longer talking about songs that speak to people. Hell, you're no longer even posting videos that have anything to do with music. The last several videos have been (to use a limp phrase) "internet famous" people. And that seems to make more sense with what we're dealing with here.

For all of Poodey's mention of (fake) number-one hits, and millions of (fake) records sold, there's a weird sense of detachment there. They're like the counters on youtube clips - just a datum to indicate how much success is racking up. The lack of followers on Twitter, and lack of fan comments on the music, now make a lot more sense. Because it appears Poodey is after the most impersonal sort of fame. The one where people have heard of her...and I guess that's about it. Lady Gaga had a name for her most ardent fans, but I have a feeling Poodey would be horrified of the thought of such a person. If someone walked up to her and said, "You know, I really love your music - it really speaks to me", Poodey wouldn't know how to respond. She'd probably trade that fan out for ten more youtube views. Sort of the opposite of what the musicians I work with would do.

So let's call it official. The music doesn't matter. In which case, yeah, ignore all of my advice before. That came from the belief that you wanted your music to be well-known, and apparently, you just want YOU to be well-known. So let's move forward with that idea firmly in place.

Ironically, it's now you who appears to need to "get with the times". Angelyque, who I referenced before, only recorded albums to give fans something to buy...and that was in the early 1980s. Why are you bothering with music at all? Your music is definitely not intriguing in a good way, and I'd argue it's even not intriguing in a bad way. It's just a bunch of wav files that fail the Poe's Law test.

In fact, let me go the complete step and say "ditch Poodey entirely". As rareboy has so adroitly pointed out, there's no THERE there. The badly-photoshopped pictures might cause sonebody to smirk or furrow their brow, but nobody is going to start sharing them with all their friends. There's literally nothing to grab onto with Poodey. You may as well ditch that persona completely, save up your pennies, and pay for a billboard in your hometown with Miss Cat Ears on it with the name of HER "single" underneath. Horrifyingly crass, certainly, but then you'd finally start getting a reaction...which has been revealed to be the entire point of the enterprise all along.

Lex
 
Wow lex I'm so touched and honored that you take the time out and of your busy schedule to give me pointers. Not only do you take time but you go on and on and on again. I think the future Celine dion is somewhere out there waiting to have coffee with you while you share stories of broken down tour buses and band shirts sounds like an episode of road rules .. I'm imagining the scooby doo episodes with the mystery van. I also imagine your music connections are as real and relevant of that of a scooby doo episode but your ideas and business mind are just as old and dated as one. Again lex and everyone I'm not behind poodey I'm not poodey. I didn't even know about her until 4 years ago. I don't care if she's not real or touring or badly photoshopped . I'm not offended because I'm not her or involved with whatever she does. My point is the concept is interesting and the music is catchy and it's fantasy. I think if the real poodey wants to show her face she might have a chance. Now my father used to tour with David Bowie . His band opened up for them at the coke a cola star plex in Dallas and Houston. They sold band shirts and that was in the 90's. I'm not saying poodey is correctly marketing herself.. no I didn't plug just us boys on twitter bc I don't even use Twitter. I don't care if she's using real pictures. She seems creative and I think if given the budget she could take off .. there's so much on you tube that's crap that takes off for whatever reason. Oh and in closing lex .. I want to let you know image and imagination sell. That's called getting a reaction ! People do paid research to know how to market themselves. Research studies are about how people react to products. Why do you think lady Gaga wore a meat dress? Oh I guess it was incase she needed a snack huh ?You're as sour as your Business mind .
 
Wow lex I'm so touched and honored that you take the time out and of your busy schedule to give me pointers. Not only do you take time but you go on and on and on again.

Yeppers. Peep the post count. I'm a gay man who is a regular on a gay messageboard who likes to chat, and especially enjoys talking about music. Even to random straight women who create accounts here to talk about how great a musician is, even though they assuredly aren't said musician. And there are plenty of other posts here where I discuss music and musicians, and what I do. But somehow I'll soldier on if Poodey thinks I'm spinning yarns.

You've been repeating one thing like a mantra for the past page or so. "There's so much on youtube that's crap that takes off for whatever reason." No argument here. And as I said in my last post, it appears that you've decided that's the path to fame for you. (Or the path to fame for Poodie, if you insist.) But then you say "if given the budget she could take off". Um, the crap on youtube that takes off didn't do so due to a big budget. It took off because people for whatever reason found it compelling. It might be trainwreck-compelling, but it was compelling somehow. And yeah, sometimes labels or networks will bestow these viral stars with contracts. But you seem to picture it working the other way with you. That a label will toss a huge budget your way before you've become extremely popular...presumably to help you become extremely popular.

So...why Poodie? There are hundreds of thousands of artists on youtube and soundcloud and bandcamp and so forth. If I'm being exceptionally generous here, your songs are nondescript. They're not catchy, they're devoid of hooks, and they're simply just not interesting. Even assuming there's a label with wads of cash in their paws looking to hand it off to someone in the hopes of making them a star, why would they pick Poodie? I know you say how creative and interesting she is, but not a single regular member of this forum has agreed with that assessment.

As I said, sometimes a network or label will decide to give a contract to a youtube or soundcloud "star". But in every case, that's once the "star" has racked up thousands upon thousands of views or plays. In other words, that person has already proven that the audience is there. And that's what the label or network is buying into. They're attaching a rope to a ship that's already sailing, hoping to get pulled along with it. Poodey, in the meantime, remains docked.

Lex
 
Again I'm not poodey what do you not understand??? You keep dissing me as if I'm poodey. I was sent a link to the forum by a friend someone who told me about her 4 years ago. What Makes you think I'm her? Please I don't have the time or e Energy to come up with something like that. I'm an event planner and I work with charity organizations. I'm not the creator of poodey. So again what am I not? I'm not poodey or behind her. I'm amused by her. Ok so please take the time to read that I'm not poodey . I think you think that if you write these long replies I won't write you back yet here I am. Some prissy girl who won't stop. Again, I'm not poodey ! Ok get your That through your head ...
 
I thought you were so busy having a life that you didn't have time for this?

We all know by now that there is no 'Poodey'.

That is pretty simple.

But you seem extraordinarily invested in the work and desperation for 'success' of some disembodied vocals laid over some factory tracks.

Oddly enough though, for one of her [STRIKE]biggest[/STRIKE] (only) fans, there's no evidence anywhere else of your love.

No comments anywhere.

So for someone who was passionate enough about this pixel construct for 4 years to create an account on JUB and defend it repeatedly...one wonders why.

You haven't been able to offer any insights into the 'artist' or the 'music'....you can't tell us anything about Poodey, yet you seem to feel the need to rationalize and justify the product and the 'fantasy'.

I actually suspect that the OP is one of the superannuated twinks who helped create this alter ego electronic mess and has left it on JUB's doorstep. He certainly has gone silent on all of this, so you are the only one doing the heavy lifting at this point...and while it is nice that you are sharing more of your actual life with all of us, including the kuul stories about dad being a back-up musician for the opening act for Bowie....it still doesn't explain your need to promote a fake automaton piaf.

But all the best to Miss Cat Ears and the Poodey posse. And once again, thanks for promoting JUB. Even though only 3 or 4 people will actually see it, it hopefully brings more to the yard to play.
 
At the risk of repeating myself to the point of tedium...this is what I do.

Part of listening to music, and judging it, and deciding if it is worth working with its creators is taking a critical eye to the artist. Because, believe it or not, people can be dishonest on the internet. So I have to verify the band, the band's work, and the band's fanbase. And in doing this so many times, I've run into several types of deception over and over.

Here's a fairly easy one: the number of fans is inconsistent with their live concert history. I'll see bands with about fifty online fans, with online engagement that backs up that number...that then claim they've played Red Rocks, or other similar-sized venues. Sorry - bands with fifty fans don't play Red Rocks.

There are many many others. And the "artist posing as fan" one is something I'm very used to. For whatever reason, "APOFs" and actual fans never sound alike. Thry always give themselves away in both major and minor ways. And I'm sorry, I'm-Totally-Not-Poodey, but you're showing more red flags than the Kremlin on May 1st.

Lex
 
I have not disappeared! While the topic was intended as listening to and providing feedback for "As Deep As Me," it quickly derailed into a bitter evisceration of the online persona known as Poodey-- and randomly Miss Cat Ears, too.

I think the conversation has been interesting, but I do believe some are forgetting satire is an art form and that failure for ten years does not necessarily mean inevitable failure.

Otherwise, I think it is has been a spirited discussion! I have enjoyed reading the posts and think both sides are equally compelling and convincing.
 
Poodey seems to be taking a Dixie Chicks approach to the criticism. :!:
 

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In this case, ten year of failure is a pretty good indicator of the next 30 years.

You and MissFashionCatDivaEars seem to refuse to grasp that it is not only talent and technical skill that is lacking here...it is any sense of real effort at all.

There is no doubt that 'Poodey' has a good solid day job that fills most of the hours and that the music is made when there is some advance in instagram filters or vocal manipulation apps.

And trust me. I know satire. I know when it is well done and successful and when it fails. As I noted before, with a defter touch, the creators of Poodey probably could have created the kind of on-line character that would have found an audience who would follow this 'performer' because they are in on the joke.....but in order to do that, the backstory of the characters must be brilliant and the edge that is being walked along has to be razor sharp.

It didn't take much work for some of us to figure out that the whole thing was a joke...an experiment of sorts to perhaps see how shallow the musical tastes of dance twinks might be. I don't know.

I would love to see the Poodey posse take some of the suggestions made here to heart and see if they are actually able to create the kind of 'star' that you all apparently crave. I think it could be done...although after a decade of growing older and more cynical, the moment may have passed.
 
Satire is the use of humor, irony, ridicule and exaggeration to point out the foibles of someone or something. There is defihitely no humor, ridicule or irony in any of the Poodey songs I heard, and the only exaggeration was greatly increasing the production on the voice, and dumbing down the backing music. Nobody hearing those songs blind would consider them satrical of anything. No one would say "oh, it's a Lady Gaga parody". They'd just think it was a pretty bad song. Claiming satire after the fact is the same as those musicians who, upon hearing I wasn't a fan of their submission, tell me "yeah, well, that was just something I threw together". They didn't fail, you see, because they technically didn't even try! And Poodey's songs aren't bad - they're DELIBERATELY bad in a sly subversion of pop music circa 2017!

...yeah, nobody's buying it.

And no, you're not taking a Dixie Chicks approach to the criticism. The Dixie Chicks responded to negative criticism by writing and recording excellent and defiant songs. This is more of a William Hung response, in extreme miniature. "The people who heard it hated it...but people heard it!"

It's tired.
It's done.

If you want to go back to playing mega-successful pop princess in your spare time, I'd be the last gargoyle to tell you no. But if you take it outside your bedroom and twittersphere, if you post about it here on JUB, or any other internet platform where I'm an active member, expect me to weigh in. :)

Lex
 
rareboy and Lex, I welcome your differing opinions and divergent viewpoints. Since William Hung was mentioned (American Idol), I would venture to say you all are more Simon Cowell than Paula Abdul.

I think that Poodey knows that even if she wants a silly career that she is going to need to taking being silly a bit more serious. To hone her craft, develop her persona and presence, and find a way to reach listeners through interactive interest rather than mere declaration.

I was the kid who was wildly amused by a whoopee cushion. Similarly, I am amused by "As Deep As Me." Not everyone laughed when the teacher sat on the cushion and a noise rippled through the classroom. Similarly, not everyone's interest was peaked at the "screams on the highway" and "god-fucking awful" vocals from Poodey. But I'm still laughing!

I also laugh at a lot of Top 40 radio. It its not a big deal to me. It's whatever.
 
rareboy and Lex, I welcome your differing opinions and divergent viewpoints. Since William Hung was mentioned (American Idol), I would venture to say you all are more Simon Cowell than Paula Abdul.

I think that Poodey knows that even if she wants a silly career that she is going to need to taking being silly a bit more serious.


Aw, s'cute, limiting the dissenting opinion to two individuals. Simon Cowell my lily-white ass; ya'll suck. If you (and I've no doubts it's you) knew anything about how to work with satire or, heaven forfend, maneuver around/in the 'monstrous other' in any sort of artistic manner then you would've shown it by now. Poo's been at it too damned long. Only people who put in actual effort learn new tricks but absolutely none of them have been shown in any of the 'work' - every declaration otherwise is clearly being pulled out of someone's ass. Apropos considering the moniker. Silly is a great description of both the effort and the output, tho - gotta agree with that particular adjective.

A whoopie cushion has more artistic talent than I've seen here, and that's just a bit of inflated rubber. You should dream so high as a snicker given a deflated cushion, perhaps in another decade (and another life*) you'll achieve it.

*That is not an encouragement to make yet another membership here.
 
Aw, s'cute, limiting the dissenting opinion to two individuals. Simon Cowell my lily-white ass; ya'll suck. If you (and I've no doubts it's you) knew anything about how to work with satire or, heaven forfend, maneuver around/in the 'monstrous other' in any sort of artistic manner then you would've shown it by now. Poo's been at it too damned long. Only people who put in actual effort learn new tricks but absolutely none of them have been shown in any of the 'work'. Silly is a great description of both the effort and the output, tho - gotta agree with that particular adjective.

A whoopie cushion has more artistic talent than I've seen here, and that's just a bit of inflated rubber. You should dream so high as a snicker given a deflated cushion, perhaps in another decade (and another life*) you'll achieve it.

*That is not an encouragement to make yet another membership here.

LOL. I am not Poodey or behind Poodey. I am not offended by a vociferous opinion. Back in 2000, I was a moderator of the most popular Britney Spears forum. The things you all say about Poodey are comparatively nice. No, I am not saying Poodey = Britney Spears, but my point is I can handle "she is utter shit die in a fire" and still say I thought the song was amusing.
 
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