The New Lady Gaga: Poodey's "As Deep As Me"

[BrianCB]

And what exactly is the answer you're looking for with that question? If I suggest that Buxom is the stronger singer, will you drop your allegiance to Poodey and start promoting her work instead? Or will we get the big reveal that - gasp! - Poodey and Buxom are actually THE SAME PERSON?! I just don't understand the point of the question.

I stand by my posts.

Lex

Poodey and Buxom Cherry are not the same singers. I am actually curious as to who you believe has more vocal talent. This is NOT intended as offense, but rather you have extremely well-developed opinions for which I am appreciative.

To further prove Buxom is a separate person, here is Buxom singing as the other half of internet duo The Cumming Cupcakes:

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The video has strangely garnered over 90,000 views. I think "As Deep As Me" is a comparative masterpiece to "Pussy Fart."

 

[Fashiondiva82]

 

[rareboy]

Poodey and Buxom Cherry are not the same singers. I am actually curious as to who you believe has more vocal talent. This is NOT intended as offense, but rather you have extremely well-developed opinions for which I am appreciative.

To further prove Buxom is a separate person, here is Buxom singing as the other half of internet duo The Cumming Cupcakes:

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The video has strangely garnered over 90,000 views. I think "As Deep As Me" is a comparative masterpiece to "Pussy Fart."

How does this prove anything other than prove that we are dealing with a group of sophomoric pranksters without any real talent.

While I would grant that 'Poodey' might be a different person than 'Buxom'...they really are no one, aren't they? They don't exist except as some joke alter egos of some young girls and guys (although not so young anymore after another decade has rolled by) looking to shock people on the web.

And obviously, the point of this whole thread is for the lulz because some people actually responded with thoughtful criticism.

But now the joke has gone stale. And once played out, it pretty much means that BrianCB and Fashiondiva just join the roster of trolls.

As I noted...in the right hands, Poodey and even Buxom could have been something. Dress them up with a persona....let them perform badly...but who knows...they might have garnered an audience who enjoy being in on the joke....much like the fans of a lot of fringe performers over the years.

Unfortunately that ain't going to happen in this case because there is a dark cynicism saturating all of this.

I think it is time for Poodey to retire.

 

[BrianCB]

How does this prove anything other than prove that we are dealing with a group of sophomoric pranksters without any real talent.

While I would grant that 'Poodey' might be a different person than 'Buxom'...they really are no one, aren't they? They don't exist except as some joke alter egos of some young girls and guys (although not so young anymore after another decade has rolled by) looking to shock people on the web.

And obviously, the point of this whole thread is for the lulz because some people actually responded with thoughtful criticism.

But now the joke has gone stale. And once played out, it pretty much means that BrianCB and Fashiondiva just join the roster of trolls.

As I noted...in the right hands, Poodey and even Buxom could have been something. Dress them up with a persona....let them perform badly...but who knows...they might have garnered an audience who enjoy being in on the joke....much like the fans of a lot of fringe performers over the years.

Unfortunately that ain't going to happen in this case because there is a dark cynicism saturating all of this.

I think it is time for Poodey to retire.

Can you please tell me who you think has more talent? Poodey or Buxom Cherry.

I know you think this is all bullshit and that you're annoyed, but I honestly want to know.

 

[rareboy]

It is like asking who was the better tyrant, Hitler or Stalin.

C'mon.

There is no talent at all here. None. Neither of these two fake 'artists' has a shred of it. We know it. We know you know it. We know they know it. We know you know they know it.

There is nothing more to add.

 

[BrianCB]

It is like asking who was the better tyrant, Hitler or Stalin.

C'mon.

There is no talent at all here. None. Neither of these two fake 'artists' has a shred of it. We know it. We know you know it. We know they know it. We know you know they know it.

There is nothing more to add.

Alright, whose assault on your ears is more blundering? Which "fake" artist offends your senses more? However close, there is a victor in this "who sucks more" contest...

 

[luckynumbah7]

However close, there is a victor in this "who sucks more" contest...

I think you got confused somewhere along the line about who wants to put themselves through the auditory torture of trying to figure out which one 'sucks less'.

Much more fulfilling not to listen at all.

 

[G-Lexington]

I rarely get to quote myself, so let me do that here.

It's surprising how often it happens. I'll tell a would-be artist "your songs are unpleasant to listen to", and the response nearly always is "ok, now listen to these OTHER songs I recorded".

One band sent me three songs, all equally terrible. I turned them down, explaining why I thought their songs weren't up to snuff. They responded by sending me four other songs off the same album. Guess what? They weren't any good, either. I again told them that, and re-emphasized "If you want to move beyond this, you'll need to fix X and Y and Z." That same day, they responded by...hey, good guess. They sent me FIVE more songs off the same album. At this point, they were sending me the songs that even THEY didn't think were any good on the album.

I finally told them, look, I'm done with you. I'm no longer listening to your submissions. You either cannot follow simple directions, or you're just hoping against hope that you've accidentally written and recorded something great (that even you haven't noticed), or you're just getting off on the idea of making me listen to your music again. They then wrote a nice Facebook post expressing pity for me for being corrupted by the evil music industry, and hoping that someday I'd be able to appreciate good music again. And they always e-mail me every time something positive something happens to the band. "BOOKED FOR ANOTHER AWESOME SHOW NEXT MONTH! If you want to come by and hear good music for a change, we'd be happy to put you on the guest list." On a positive note, they've stopped sending me music.

I'm not going to pick a favorite here. I don't rank my submissions beyond "accept" and "pass". And I'd pass on Buxom's music just as I would Poodey's, and for pretty much the same reasons.

And, as I told the band above, I'm done. I've now given far more green ear time to an artist I don't like than to the submissions I've gotten in the past week that I HAVE liked. I'm more than happy to give you more ideas and advice, so long as they don't involve yet another listen to the recording works of Poodey et al.

Lex

 

[Fashiondiva82]

Ok enough already.. lex you would know imagination wouldn't you ? You imagine you're some important link to the music world when the harsh truth is you're most likely a almost 50 year old living in the basement of his parents home posting on various forums taking matters like poodey seriously. It was all meant in harmless fun and maybe to shed light on the music business. The fact you have the time and energy to archive matters such as a cat ears and many albums from poodey and making your answers so long that I don't want to read them fully. The true troll is one who is omg offended by something that most people would laugh off. So enjoy your basement and kfc. I personally don't care because I've got things to do and I'm not glued to some pathetic forum and lex you've been on here like 20 years speaking of time passing hmmm. Instead of watching guys who are gay for pay why don't you get a makeover and get some then maybe just maybe you won't be so bitter ! I only joined the convo bc a friend sent me a link .. now that you try to insult me lex we'll have fun and tell your mom hi and please take you to Supercuts unless your bald in which case get a facial.

 

[rareboy]

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Something tells me that Fashiondiva/Poodey/BrianCB has his/her panties in a twist because no one is biting any more.

So we have the usual "I have a life unlike you losers and can't be wasting my time on a stupid board like this because I am sewwww
important and in demand so yeah...and your mom too!"

I have to say though that I suddenly have a craving for KFC.

Well dear, as we say around these parts to those flouncing out of the room: "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."

 

[G-Lexington]

I only joined the convo bc a friend sent me a link

You joined a gay messageboard with masturbating sidebar ads to praise Poodey? All musicians should have such fandom.

You left out the part where I'm a virgin living in my parent's basement. That section routinely comes part and parcel with the "unlike you who are glued to the internet, I HAVE a life" comments.

...the harsh truth is you're most likely a almost 50 year old living in the basement of his parents home posting on various forums taking matters like poodey seriously...Instead of watching guys who are gay for pay why don't you get a makeover and get some then maybe just maybe you won't be so bitter !

Well, better late than never, I guess. If only you'd be as quick to take direction in the recording studio.

Am I an "important link to the music world"? Nah, not even close. For some time, though, it was my job to listen to music solicitations, as something like the "first filter". I weeded out the ones that didn't seem to be good enough, and passed along the few that I thought were. That way, my bosses could devote more time to listening to far fewer submissions, focusing solely on those that probably would best work for us. In fact, I still do this from time to time. And I was apparently good enough at my job that, although several musicians managed to "end around" around me so my bosses heard their work even after I turned them down, my bosses never selected anybody that I hadn't first given the OK to. Sure, maybe Poodey would've been the first. But I'm going to go ahead and express some severe doubts about that.

Oh, and I'm in a LTR and get plenty of sex, but thank you for your concern.

...taking matters like poodey seriously. It was all meant in harmless fun and maybe to shed light on the music business.

Strange - just one page ago, she was "an icon and has true talent an ability". And now she's "harmless fun" and some sort parody of same. So many layers to this artist, are there not?

...please take you to Supercuts unless your bald in which case get a facial.

Not bald just yet, but the hairline's been making a slow stroll backwards for the last several decades. And I've been putting off the haircut for a long time, so I'm probably overdue. Thanks for the reminder.

now that you try to insult me lex we'll have fun

I never insulted anybody in this post. If you want to really stretch the definition of the term, you might say what I said about Poodey was insulting, but that would mean...nah.

The fact you have the time and energy to archive matters such as a cat ears and many albums from poodey and making your answers so long that I don't want to read them fully.

As I expected. Too much work. Well then, I'll just distill everything I've typed down to one word of four letters. Hopefully, that'll be short enough for you to get through without nodding off.

"Pass."

Lex

 

[BrianCB]

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Something tells me that Fashiondiva/Poodey/BrianCB has his/her panties in a twist because no one is biting any more.

So we have the usual "I have a life unlike you losers and can't be wasting my time on a stupid board like this because I am sewwww
important and in demand so yeah...and your mom too!"

I have to say though that I suddenly have a craving for KFC.

Well dear, as we say around these parts to those flouncing out of the room: "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."

I am not Poodey, and I am not fashiondiva82. I am not even upset!

When I post something, what follows is fair game. It would have amused me if you all would have told me who was worse (Poodey or Buxom), but other than that I am okay. I do not think someone is a loser or a deadbeat just because he or she shares a different opinion.

 

[Laboyes]

LOL. Funny that you say that because heavy rotation at gay clubs and dance radio for "As Deep As Me" might mean a Billboard dance chart debut soon!

I'm biting late, but the idea that this "music" is in heavy rotation anywhere shocks me to say the least --aside from it's being played in an ironic fashion, maybe.

The "us" to which I referred was actually meant as a nod to the unthinking, unconscious collective mass about which people like Ayn Rand warned and into which we all inevitably and occasionally descend.

Aside from with people who read the crap on Hallmark cards and don't know whether they have something of more value than Shakespearean sonnets, I really can't imagine this becoming popular in its current state. That said, part of the nature of art seems to be that its refinement eventually allows the artist to connect with more people more profoundly. If Poodey genuinely believes that they have found their creative outlet in this form of "music" then it should only take dedication to foster some injection of talent into their "art". At the moment Poodey's productions appear to lack any semblance of talent, as others have pointed out.

The video has strangely garnered over 90,000 views. I think "As Deep As Me" is a comparative masterpiece to "Pussy Fart."

The sort of audience that actually listens to stuff like this would probably listen to the gurgling, screeching sounds my refrigerator releases early on a hot morning if they thought it would make them cool.

Ok enough already.. lex you would know imagination wouldn't you... now that you try to insult me lex we'll have fun and tell your mom hi and please take you to Supercuts unless your bald in which case get a facial.

You should really look into who's actually commiting the ad hominem attacks. Then you should look up the basic rules of discourse to discover that the person who indulges in such a fallacious form of fake argument has admitted defeat. Optionally, insert some allusion to planks in friends' eyes or snow on neighbors' roofs because it's honestly not worth even my worthless time.

 

[Fashiondiva82]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryooQGh3X78
Take a listen to this

 

[Laboyes]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryooQGh3X78
Take a listen to this

If that was directed at me, it feels safe to inform ya' that you're really marketing this toward the wrong person. Trance and dance music are really not something I actually enjoy. You'd be better off trying to get me to listen to something that mentions sexy tractors (big green ones are preferred), something classic or at least classy sounding, or something that showcases musical talent in a way that I understand --e.g. a piece with a complicated piano accompaniment that I know I can't do.

That said, if Poodey is the person beyond the shared song I'll admit that it's at least more aesthetically acceptable than the other stuff.

Aesthetics can only get a person so far, though. Sure, meaningless stuff is fine droning on in the background, but its repeated publication just perpetuates the degradation of art that actually has meaning. 'Course, this is all just my pretentious opining.

 

[Fashiondiva82]

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryooQGh3X78

 

[rareboy]

I see that someone apparently has enough gaps in their life to still stick around and post youtube videos.

 

[Fashiondiva82]

I was laying in bed late at night and thought hmmmm I'm posting a link to a video. These men have very good opinions on music and I could use a good laugh when I wake up ..

 

[Laboyes]

You were "lying" in bed. I take it that lying comes easily to you.

You should have a quick look at Ernest Wolf's and Kohut's criteria about the psychopathology of self states. You appear to fit flawlessly into the mirror-hungry personality and might be able to improve yourself if you learn what else is wrong with ya'.

Sorry to indulge in ad hominem myself after admonishing you for doing the same, but apparently criticizing your music doesn't work. I suspect you need something else, which you can learn from the previously mentioned psychoanalytic stuff. Good luck!

 

[Fashiondiva82]

Sweetie how are old are you 13? Ok I know you must think you're so smart with words and things you just learned in school. Please put down your Lisa frank binder listen closely Why are you referencing pseudoscience? Freud is as relevant as Poodey. Now that that's out maybe you should be too no one believes you're bi .. single yes .. bi.. no also this isn't my music I'm not poodey or omair mizra .. Okies you're so uptight.. loosen up and then you'll be in a happy place . Oh btw I'm a straight girl im not lying in bed looking at gay porn .. not to say I haven't or won't but my gay friends sent me a link and I just decided to give my opinion ok. So back to your studies it's a school night after all.