Think of a Song About Masturbating

[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWI2rtwccNU&fmt=18"]Blood of the Queens NanowaR of Steel[/ame]


'We ride the tricycles/Of true metal of steel/While other bands play/We eat happy meal/In the forest of minerals/The poseurs we kill/Our metal's so strong/Cos our dick is so long/Our dinner's so long/Cos our ham is so strong/You think it's my chastity belt/But they're my true metal underpants…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4&fmt=18"]Big Bottom Spinal Tap[/ame]
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy51CTN6AfE&fmt=18"]Earache My Eye Cheech & Chong[/ame]


'My mama talkin' to me/Tryin' to tell me how to live/But I don't listen to her/Cos my head is like a sieve…/My daddy, he disowned me/Cos I wear my sister's clothes/He caught me in the bathroom/With a pair of pantyhose…/My basketball coach/He done kicked me off the team/For wearing hi-heel sneakers/And acting like a queen…/The world's coming to an end/And I don't even care/As long as I can have my limo/And my orange hair…'
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[hungprep]

^_^ I may not always be so obvious, but anyone who's been following along can probably guess where I am going with this…

From Louder than Live, 1989…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_fFwV-xIk&fmt=18"]Big Bottom/Earache My Eye Soundgarden[/ame]
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[hungprep]

^ Another tune from the classic Louder than Live VHS tape – live at the Whisky-a-go-go, L.A., 1989…

Appropriately, this vid is like waking out of a dream…

And I'm not sure how old Chris Cornell was then, but wasn't he chill (with a rockin' bod) twenty-two years ago?

BTW, his cutoffs were famous for apparently consisting mostly of duct tape. I wonder how many in the audience, when he launched himself into the crowd, thought they could literally rip them off him…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YmUPZS_2vc&fmt=18"]I Awake Soundgarden[/ame]


'I woke up depressed/I left for work/You have a good day, good day/It's not your fault/Well, I know it hurts…/Remember, I love you, love you/Remember, I love you, love you…'

Shit! I've got to get a summer job!
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[hungprep]

One more for now from Louder than Live, 1989 (a couple more tomorrow)…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svRxp0Sv0-g&fmt=18"]Get on the Snake Soundgarden[/ame]
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[HugoB]

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..................................................... Sex in The Desert, Darling


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjSbwa79krg[/ame]

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[hungprep]

^ No offense, but all things considered, I think I'd rather be in Tuscany.

Alle die gleiche… Summer (for me) officially begins… Right now! Here we go, Yo…

Two more from the Louder than Live VHS, 1989…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyBYUJrg8HQ&fmt=18"]Gun Soundgarden[/ame]


'I've got an idea of something we can do with a gun…/Shoot, shoot, shoot…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxsCziJ2ot8&fmt=18"]Big Dumb Sex Soundgarden[/ame]


'I'm going to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you…<Now, doesn't that feel better?>'
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[hungprep]

Aw… What the hell? Might as well… What, was I saving this for a rainy day, or something?


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg&fmt=18"]Black Hole Sun Soundgarden[/ame]


'In my eyes, indisposed/In disguise, as no one knows/Hides the face, lies the snake/The sun in my disgrace/Boiling heat, summer stench/'Neath the black, the sky looks dead/Call my name through the cream/And I'll hear you scream, again…/Black hole sun/Won't you come/And wash away the rain/Black hole sun/Won't you come/Won't you come…/Stuttering, cold and damp/Steal the warm wind, tired friend/Times are gone for honest men/And, sometimes, far too long for snakes/In my shoes, a walking sleep/And my youth, I pray, to keep/Heaven send Hell away/No one sings like you anymore…/Black hole sun/Won't you come/And wash away the rain/Black hole sun/Won't you come/Won't you come…/Hang my head, drown my fear/Till you all just disappear…/Black hole sun/Won't you come/And wash away the rain/Black hole sun/Won't you come/Won't you come…/Black hole sun/Won't you come/And wash away the rain/Black hole sun/Won't you come/Won't you come…/Black hole sun/Won't you come/And wash away the rain/Black hole sun/Won't you come…'
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[HugoB]

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................................................ Here's one for the bisexuals...


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_tz41-92jM[/ame]




PS:

No offense, but.....

You know: I love offenses. No harm - no charm... .

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[hungprep]

^ Very nice, thanks…

Maintenant, Jane Birkin et Serge Gainsbourg…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA&fmt=18"]Je t'aime, moi non plus Birkin/Gainsbourg[/ame]


'Je t'aime, je t'aime/Oh, oui, je t'aime/Moi non plus/Oh, mon amour/Comme la vague irrésolu/Je vais, je vais, et je viens…/Entre tes reins/Je vais, et je… Viens/Entre tes reins/Et je me retiens…'

'I love you, I love you/Oh, yes, I love you/Me neither/Oh, My Love/Like a wave, irresolute/I go, I go, and I just…/Between your kidneys/I go, and I… Come/Between your tiny bits/And I hold myself…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6wRspedbq8&fmt=18"]Je t'aime, moi non plus Trash Palace[/ame]


^ Brian Molko and Asia Argento in a 'Role Reversal' of the original Brigitte Bardot (later, Jane Birkin) and Serge Gainsbourg parts…
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[hungprep]

An early memory – I didn't know what it meant at the time, but I instinctively knew something was off about Brian Molko, when I first saw him and his band Placebo on TV. Something that intrigued and fascinated my eight-year-old mind. At first, I thought he must be a girl until an 'older' GF (a worldly-wise ten-year-old) clued me in…

Live on Later with Jools Holland, 1997…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3UVHT4tcMM&fmt=18"]Nancy Boy Placebo[/ame]


'And it all breaks down/At the role reversal/Got the muse in my head/She's universal/Spinning me round/She's coming over me, me…'
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[HugoB]

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Ich werd' jetzt tatsächlich mal hochemotional.
Passiert mir in diesem Forum zum ersten Mal...

Hinüber wall ich,
Und jede Pein
Wird einst ein Stachel
Der Wollust sein.
Noch wenig Zeiten,
So bin ich los
Und liege trunken
Der Liebe im Schoß.
Unendliches Leben
Wogt mächtig in mir
Ich schaue von oben
Herunter nach dir.
An jenem Hügel
Verlischt dein Glanz,
Ein Schatten bringet
Den kühlenden Kranz.
0! sauge, Geliebter,
Gewaltig mich an,
Daß ich bald ewig
Entschlummern kann.
Ich fühle des Todes
Verjüngende Flut,
Zu Balsam und Äther
Verwandelt mein Blut.
Ich lebe bei Tag'
Voll Glauben und Mut
Und sterb' die Nächte
In heiliger Glut.


Auszug aus den 'Hymnen an die Nacht'

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtNThkR_kHY[/ame]




[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6RtzbXY5YQ&NR=1[/ame]


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[hungprep]

Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl?


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg11xiq8PQo&fmt=18"]Are You a Boy…? Wayne/Jayne County[/ame]
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[HugoB]

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......................................... Engel sind bekanntlich geschlechtslos, gelle-gell...



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWOG2X_3hWM&feature=related[/ame]


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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1Nq5zQFFo&fmt=18"]Cream in My Jeans Wayne County[/ame]
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[HugoB]

From Past Archives

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txh_ZMT00UU&feature=related[/ame]



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTBNsuxyQg4&feature=related[/ame]

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[hungprep]

Randy Newman song…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQzQAlNn4&fmt=18"]Mama Told Me Not to Come Three Dog Night[/ame]


'Mama told me not to come, oh, Lord/Mama told me not to come/She said, “That ain't the way to have fun, Son”/That ain't the way to have fun, Son…'
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[HugoB]

Animalism

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj671ZJJ2gw[/ame]




I'm an animal
I'm an animal
I'm an animal... here to blow your mind
I'm an animal... of the English kind
I'm an animal... gonna flip your wig
I'm an animal... behave just like a pig
I'm an animal

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Let me be your best friend
And I won't monkey 'round with you

I'm an animal... I'll eat your body and your soul
I'm an animal... tune to rock and roll
I'm an animal... I'm a throroughbred
I'm an animal... going to give your head
I'm an animal... a (wo)man is my prey
I'm an animal... eat both night and day
I'm an animal... I've got to satisfy
I'm an animal... never been known to lie
I'm an animal... animal life
I'm an animal... animalism
I'm an animal... human system, breath, flesh, flesh and blood

Physique, strength, power, vigor, force, spring, elasticity, tone and grace
Animal Kingdom, fumour, root, creation, animal nature, creature, being, living thing
Dumb animal, dumb friend, dumb creature, brute

I'm an animal... of the English kind
I'm an animal... going to blow your mind
I'm an animal... behave like a pig
I'm an animal... gonna flip your wig

Oh, yeah
I'm an animal
Let me be your best friend

I'm an animal
Let me be your best friend

I'm an animal
Let me be your best friend

I'm an animal
Let me be your best friend