Think of a Song About Masturbating

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More reggae (not stoopid, just accidentally funny)…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyofL2h6J_8&fmt=18"]Thy Shall Love Thyself Gappy Ranks[/ame]
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Three songs by Beck, in honor of his 41st birthday (yesterday)…

BTW, I always thought the words to the chorus of the first song were, 'It's nausea, oh, nausea, whack on…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqjHe1MmbAg&fmt=18"]Nausea Beck[/ame]


'Now, I'm a seasick sailor/On a ship of noise/I got my maps all backwards/And my instincts poised/In a truth blown gutter/Full of wasted years/Like blown-out speakers/Ringing in my ears…/Oh, it's nausea, oh, nausea/And we're gone…/It's nausea, oh, nausea/And we're gone…/Now, I'm a straight-line walker/In a black-out room/I push a shopping cart over/In an Aztec ruin/With my minion fingers/Working for some God/Who could see his own reflection/In a parking lot…/Oh, it's nausea, oh, nausea/And we're gone…/No, it's nausea, oh, nausea/And we're gone…/Now I'm a priest teenager/On a tower of dust/I'm a dead generator/In a cloud of exhaust/I eat alone in the desert/With skulls for my pets/I rate the days, one to ten/With lead cigarettes…/It's nausea, oh, nausea/And we're gone…/It's nausea, oh, nausea/And we're gone…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDh_hzNh_Vc&fmt=18"]Jack-Ass Beck[/ame]


'I been drifting along in the same, stale shoes/Loose ends, tying the noose in the back of your mind/If you thought that you were making your way/To where the puzzles and pagans lay/I'll put it together; its a strange invitation…/When I wake up, someone will sweep up my lazy bones/And we will rise in the cool of the evening/I remember the way that you smiled/When the gravity shackles were wild/And something is vacant, when I think it's all beginning…/And I been drifting along in the same, stale shoes/Loose ends, tying the noose in the back of my mind/If you thought that you were making your way/To where the puzzles and pagans lay/I'll put it together; it's a strange invitation…'


This could be a song about my cock!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVay-RfNGv8&fmt=18"]Beercan Beck[/ame]


'Just shake your boots, and let it all get loose/Ah, yeah! My goodness…'
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[hungprep]

I guess this song means I'm done with stoopid – at least for the time being…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoB1Q6Bjjk&fmt=18"]Feel Flows The Beach Boys[/ame]


'Unfolding, enveloping missiles of soul/Recall senses sadly/Mirage, flying softly like lanterns below/To light the way gladly/Whether whistling heaven's clouds disappear/Where the wind withers memories/Whether whiteness whisks soft shadows away/Feel goes… <White hot, glistening, shadowy flow>/Feel flows… <Black hot, glistening, shadowy flow>/Unbending, never-ending tablets of time/Record all the yearning/Unfearing, all-appearing message divine/Eases the burning/Whether willing witness waits in my mind/Whether hope dampens memory/Whether wondrous will stands tall at my side/Feel flows… <White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>/Feel goes… <Black puff, glistening, shadowy flow>…/Encasing, all-embracing wreath of repose/Engulfs all the senses/Imposing, enclosing thoughts that compose/Retire the fences/Whether wholly-heartened life fades away/Whether harps heal the memory/Whether wholly-heartened life fades away/Whether wondrous will stands tall at my side/Whether whiteness whisks soft shadows away…/Feel goes… <White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>/Feel flows… <Black puff, glistening, shadowy flow>/Feel goes… <White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>/Feelings to grow… <White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>…/<White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>/<White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>/<White puff, glistening, shadowy flow>…' ~ Words by Jack Reilly, music (and lead vocal) by Carl Wilson – from Surf's Up, 1971
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCIPi8wAxDg&fmt=18"]Morning Beat Brian Wilson[/ame]


'Even when the sun and I are half-asleep/
There's an unspoken promise that we keep
/We'll party all night into another day/
And keep the golden glow warmin' of LA/
Even when dreams are deep and sweet/
I'll listen for the rhythm of the mornin' beat…/
I'll listen…/For the mornin' beat…/
I'll listen…/For the mornin' beat…/Ma, Mommy, I'm in Glory, Hallelujah
…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg7WG6tCbrw&fmt=18"]Egyptian Reggae The Modern Lovers[/ame]


Live at the Knitting Factory, NYC…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3ZfGz9v89g&fmt=18"]Egyptian Reggae Jonathan Richman[/ame]
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVjmtyE-aP0&fmt=18"]The Astral Plane The Modern Lovers[/ame]


'Oops…'
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[hungprep]

In 'honour' of the ostensibly str8, but sensitive, wand-wielding Boy Wizard, Harry Potter, and the last film in the series (Amen), it's Barenaked Ladies, live from the Great Guinness Toast PPV, November 2001…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AHZwpe7DGA&fmt=18"]It's Only Me (the Wizard of Magicland)[/ame]


'Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on, it's only natural/It's only me…/Take it from a fellow who's been round the block so many times, he knows the only parking spot that's free/It's only me…/You can say, I've tried everything/I'd save on the wedding ring/Who knows me half as well as me?…/I'm not anti-social/And it's nothing that's reproachful/It's just natural/It's only me…/Now, I can't think of anybody else I'd rather spend some one-on-one time with, it's not that hard to see/It's only me…/I'm the me in monogamy/I'm not asking a lot of me/I give me R-E-S-P-E-C-T…/And if your heart is broken/You can just do what you do best/You can just do what you do/When your heart is broken/Trust in the one who will love you/Never put others above you/I thought I was using me to get to you, but this is true, I'm natural/It's only me…/They say you'll never love another till you love yourself; well, Brother, I'm in love with everyone I see…/That's only me…/You could say, I've tried everything…/I'd save on the wedding ring…/Who knows me half as well as me?/I'm the me in monogamy…/I'm not asking a lot of me…/I give me R-E-S-P-E-C-T…/Respect, ah…/I am the Wizard of Magicland…' ~ Steven Page
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWnbUpkOiB0&fmt=18"]Flagpole Sitta Harvey Danger[/ame]


'I had visions, I was in them/I was looking into the mirror/To see a little bit clearer/The rottenness and evil in me/Fingertips have memories/That can't forget the curves of your body/And when I feel a bit naughty/I run it up the flagpole to see/Who salutes, but no one ever does…/I'm not sick, but I'm not well/And I'm so hot cos I'm in hell…'
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[hungprep]

Live at Irvine Meadows, Hallowe'en 1990…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rEYLgq9tgY&fmt=18"]Good for Your Soul Oingo Boingo[/ame]


'Just once or twice is good for your soul/Just once or twice is good for your soul/If you don't stop, you lose control/Just once or twice is good for your soul…' ~ Danny Elfman
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kfkwn4S0N4&fmt=18"]Bracelets of Fingers The Pretty Things[/ame]


'Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love/Love, love, love, love, love, love, love/Land of love/These are a few of the things I find joy/Bracelets of fingers since I was a boy…/Fly to the moon, and I'll get there quite soon if I wait awhile/Cradled in branches that stretch out their arms, I must wait awhile/Bending my mind, as I pick up the flowers in May/Hearing the laughter that turns into tears every day…/Fly to the moon on the curve of a spoon, I turn upside-down/Tumbling through leaves, as I scatter the seeds on an Eiderdown/Love, love, love/Land of love…

'Fly to the moon, and I'll get there quite soon if I wait awhile/Daylight arrives with a turn of the skies, I must wait awhile/Clouds building castles, the wind comes and blows them away/Tears in the water make circles for me, as I play/Fly to the moon on the curve of a spoon, I turn upside-down/Tumbling through leaves, as I scatter the seeds on an Eiderdown/Love, love, love/Land of Love/These are a few of the things I find joy/Bracelets of fingers since I was a boy…'
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48DV31E5wrg&fmt=18"]Buzz the Jerk The Pretty Things[/ame]


'You've had “The Buzz”/And now, “The Jerk”/You've seen “The Gully”/Now, make it work/“Geneva Belle”/And start to jerk/Yeah…/You buzz around/But you don't see/You take a chance/Don't lose a thing/You move on out/And shake around/Jack it!…/You buzz around/But you don't see/You take a chance/Don't lose a thing/You move on down/You start to scream/Yow!…/Ah, that's your thing…'
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[hungprep]

Going by the trident logo, I'm thinking this band must drive Maseratis (which means they're doing a whole lot better than I ever would have imagined)…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8hPqLTbGo&fmt=18"]Take It in Hand Prong[/ame]


'Take it in hand/Go for the throat/Shit hits the fan/You're at the end of your rope/Take it in hand/It's beyond hope/The smoke will clear/But the pain won't…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRKo7iv9OAU&fmt=18"]Prong, live in Philly, 1990[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Now, speaking of The Stranglers…

What do you mean, we weren't? I was! Why, just the other day…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfk6wFL3FC8&fmt=18"](Get a) Grip (on Yourself) Prong[/ame]
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-55d4XkfW8w&fmt=18"]Nice 'n' Sleazy The Stranglers[/ame]


'We came across the West Sea/We didn’t have much idea/Of the kind of climate waiting…/We used our hands for guidance/Like the children of a preacher/Like a dry tree, seeking water/Or a daughter…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy does it…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Does it, does it, does it every time…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Does it, does it, does it every time…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy does it…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Does it, does it, does it every time…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Nice ‘n’ sleazy/Does it, does it, does it every time…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy does it…/An angel came from outside/Had no halo, had no father/With a coat of many colors…/He spoke of brothers many/Wine and women, song a-plenty/He began to write a chapter/In history…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy…/Nice ‘n’ sleazy does it/Nice ‘n’ sleazy does it/Nice ‘n’ sleazy does it/Does it every time…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYqllpnyWrY&fmt=18"]Live on Top of the Pops, 1978[/ame]
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRMlYpOVyQ&fmt=18"]Straighten Out The Stranglers[/ame]


'The break of day has come, I see the cracks have just begun/To line the walls, line the walls/I want to see the little girls and boys destroy their toys/And line the walls, line the walls…/What a fate for little girls/British boys' minds in a whirl/Tell you things that'll make your curls/Straighten out, straighten out/Straighten out, straighten out…/I'm twenty years or more, just tell me what we're living for/So tell me now, tell me now/Frustrated intellect, the government capitulation/Follows now, follows now…/What a fate for little girls/British boys' minds in a whirl/Tell you things that'll make your curls/Straighten out, straighten out/Straighten out, straighten out…'
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIGTTuryc1Q&fmt-18"]Five Minutes The Stranglers[/ame]


'I need a dream where I can live what I said/I need a place where I can put my head/I need a hole where I'll find darkness now/And if you hassle me, Mister, I might just lose my head…/Five minutes, and you're almost there/Five minutes, and you're almost dead…/They came on a Saturday night/They killed the cat, and they raped his wife/And in their eyes, there was fear and hate/And when they spoke, they spoke with knives…/Five minutes and you're almost there/Five minus s and you're almost dead…/Some say that l should hate them all/But I say that wouldn't help at all/I just wanna find those guys, that's all/That's all…/Five minutes and you're almost there/Five minutes and you're almost dead…The night time comes, and the streets, they ring/With the fears of a thousand things/But if you worry about your ports of call/You'll never get nothing done at all…'
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYv6om3fTg&fmt=18"]The Pin Up The Stranglers[/ame]


'She’s a centerspread, special size of the month/She’s the one on the wall, watched by him, she’s scared to move/She’s very well known only in the one stance/She’s the girl that survived over a hundred million glances…/She’s the pin up…/She’s always on his mind, a technicolor dream/The secret weapon, she lives on his locker door/She’s the girl he dreams of when he’s at sea/Although she’s in 2-D, he’d like her at home, waiting…/She’s the pin up…/She’s the pin up…/All over submarines/They think she’s so serene/As a mermaid, she don’t look much/But such/A sin/Could be this year’s, last year’s thing…/She’s a charity, gives something for nothing/A wallchart for his heart, a victim of all his desires/Sometimes, he dreams of a “scratch me, scratch me” section/A rope ladder of hair, a Babylon for him to climb…/She’s the pin up…/She’s the pin up…'
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From Hard Rock Live (VH1), 1995…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9-FD5un87M&fmt=18"]Desperately Wanting Better than Ezra[/ame]


'I remember runnin' through the wet grass, fallin' a step behind…'

Desperate Housewives…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhrCqvMfj3A&fmt=18"]Juicy Better than Ezra[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXMwgbjpCo&fmt=18"]Sincerely, Me Better Than Ezra[/ame]


'And I miss you…/The hope you give/The life you live/The cross you bear/The way you swear/The face you make/When you masturbate/Our bed in the moonlight/And the night we fought/You were so distraught/And the lies I denied/Even when you cried/God knows, I apologize/Signed, Sincerely, Me…'
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I'm going to see this guy tonight if the weather permits, he's performing in an outdoor concert as part of the 'Pantech Open' (Dew Tour) in a neighboring beach town…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRPpLGxGNZY&fmt=18"]Up, Up and Away Kid Cudi[/ame]


'Now, when the sun come up/I'll be there to say, “What up?” in the morning/Brush my teeth, find that clip I've been looking for since last night/I feel so caught up in the bud, I float somehow in my bedroom/Turn around, see myself in the mirror, I guess I'm cool/And those happy thoughts in my head/I'm feelin' like I'm Peter Pan (minus the tights and the fairies)/Happy to see how far I've come to the same place it began/My dream's imagination, perfectly at peace/So I move along a bit higher…/I'll be up, up and away, up, up and away, cos they gon' judge me anyway, so whatever/I'll be up, up and away, up, up and away, cos in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever…'
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Two more…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_5n8jCHBkE&fmt=18"]I Do My Thing Kid Cudi (feat Snoop Dog)[/ame]


'I smoke, I drink, I do my thing/I'm livin' in my own world/And if they hate, I let them/Who gives a fuck?/Anyone who know about what I do/I'm livin' in my own world/I chill back, and I spread peace 'n' love, yeah…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8EH1_jZBl4&fmt=18"]Trapped in My Mind Kid Cudi[/ame]
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