Humor-Satire Trump Staff Picks, Co-Conspirators and the Revolving Door of Departures [2024 Edition]

[KaraBulut]

They love their drag.

Because they want the publicity stills for their campaigns.

Well, the joke is on Habba. If she actually had experience in criminal law (which she doesn't), she would know that she has now become a party to these men's trials Because she published the pictures on her personal Instagram, she can be called as a witness in these men's trial.

You can't be a witness and the attorney for the defendant or the plaintiff.

Somehow she got appointed the Acting Attorney General for New Jersey. If these men were picked up on Federal Crimes in New Jersey, that office may not be able to prosecute them because they have a conflict of interest, thanks to Alina's cosplay.

 

[smokeshadow]

Cosplay is apparently what the Trumpers do... This is from the personal Instagram of Alina Habba (one of Trump's many personal attorneys). Hopefully, none of those US Marshalls were working undercover... unless the guy with the beard is her personal side piece?

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Some VPL on this one for DOJ Barbie.
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And, she got reamed for holding her assult rifle aimed at her partner

Noem Slammed for Pointing Assault Rifle at Law Enforcement Officer

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—who has been participating in immigration raids across the country and traveling to prisons beyond U.S. borders—is facing sharp criticism from veterans and firearms experts after appearing to point her assault rifle at a law enforcement officer during a...

www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com

 

[KaraBulut]

And, she got reamed for holding her assult rifle aimed at her partner

Noem Slammed for Pointing Assault Rifle at Law Enforcement Officer

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—who has been participating in immigration raids across the country and traveling to prisons beyond U.S. borders—is facing sharp criticism from veterans and firearms experts after appearing to point her assault rifle at a law enforcement officer during a...

www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com

Well, if they were stupid enough to give her a loaded gun...

They should have just given her the pink plastic one.

 

[KaraBulut]

Who knew that Pete Hegseth was working in Rubio's security detail?

Brussels police arrest Rubio security detail supervisor after hotel fight

EXCLUSIVE — A Diplomatic Security Service shift supervisor assigned to Secretary of State Marco Rubio's protective detail was arrested by Belgian police

www.washingtonexaminer.com

A Diplomatic Security Service shift supervisor assigned to Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s protective detail was arrested by Belgian police at a Brussels hotel last Monday after arguing with hotel staff and fighting with responding police officers. Later that week, Rubio stayed in the same place, Hotel Amigo, while attending NATO’s foreign ministers meeting...

Speaking on condition of anonymity, two sources with direct knowledge of the situation told the Washington Examiner that the agent in question was behaving erratically and became irate when hotel staff refused to reopen the bar beyond its normal hours. When staff, including the night manager, attempted to persuade the agent to return to his room, the agent became physically aggressive. Police were then called. The agent engaged in an altercation with numerous police officers, leading to his arrest. The agent was released from police custody later that day after intervention by the U.S. Embassy.

 

[KaraBulut]

Just in the past week...

Six dead, including 3 kids, after helicopter crashes into NYC’s Hudson River: ‘Split in half’

Witnesses on social media described a “loud thumping noise” when the helicopter crashed, with what appeared to be a broken propeller.

nypost.com

Six dead, including 3 kids, after helicopter crashes into NYC’s Hudson River: ‘Split in half’

A helicopter carrying a family of tourists from Spain crashed into the Hudson River Thursday afternoon – killing all six passengers on board, according to fire officials and sources.

Rescue efforts are underway after witnesses saw the Bell 206 chopper “split in half” before it went down near Pier 40 on West Houston Street and West Street around 3:15 p.m., the New York City Fire Department told The Post.

Minneapolis-bound jet near miss with military aircraft near DCA reignites safety concerns

A Delta Air flight headed to MN narrowly avoided a collision with a U.S. military jet after takeoff from Washington National Airport on Friday.

www.usatoday.com

A Delta Air Lines jet narrowly avoided a mid-air collision with a U.S. Air Force T-38 military aircraft on Friday near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport – just miles from the site of a deadly crash in January that killed 67 people.

Delta Flight 2983, an Airbus A319 bound for Minneapolis-St. Paul, had just departed DCA around 3 p.m. when a cockpit warning system, known as a Traffic Alert and Collision Avoidance System (TCAS), issued a “resolution advisory,” directing pilots to take evasive action.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/08/politics/reagan-national-airport-near-collision-investigation-military-flyover/index.html

Near-collision investigation reveals Reagan National Airport controllers failed to stop flights during military flyover

A federal investigation is focusing on an air traffic control communications breakdown that led to a formation of military jets coming within seconds of colliding with a Delta Air Lines flight near Reagan National Airport, multiple sources told CNN.

The March 28 incident was in the same crowded Washington, DC, airspace that was the site of January’s fatal midair collision between a commercial flight and an Army helicopter.

 

[rareboy]

DEI.

 

[KaraBulut]

DEI.

Well, the dead family was from Spain.

 

[KaraBulut]

Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Enterprises (WWE) is the Secretary of Education. She has no experience in education and her main qualification for her position as CEO is that she was married to WWE founder, Vince McMahon.

Now, she's an Artificial Intelligence expert. Well... except....

 

[KaraBulut]

It's been a day or two... the latest plane crash....

Boca plane crash: What we know now on Florida tragedy that killed all three passengers

All three passengers killed after small plane crashes Boca Raton. Here's what we know now on this tragedy.

www.palmbeachpost.com

Boca plane crash: What we know now on Florida tragedy that killed all three passengers

The Federal Aviation Administration and National Transportation Safety Board are actively investigating the cause of a small plane crash in Boca Raton that killed all three people who were on board. The plane crashed around 10:12 a.m., Friday, April 11, near the Boca Raton Airport.

According to Boca Raton Assistant Fire Chief Michael LaSalle, the small aircraft had "some mechanical issues at takeoff and went down on Military Trail, about a mile from the airport."

LaSalle confirmed all three people on the plane, which was headed to Tallahassee, were killed. A man driving a car on Military Trail was taken to the hospital with non life-threatening injuries, he said. The man swerved from the smoke and fireball and drove into a tree.

 

[rareboy]

Linda McMahon....Another Kakistocracy moron.

 

[KaraBulut]

Well... a battlefield conversion from one of the longtime MAGA fanboys... when you're in charge and planes are falling from the sky and there's a bunch of 20 something hackers and their ketamine addled leader firing your employees...


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[rareboy]

I wish I thought he was sincere. And not just afraid that all the blame will revolve back on him...because that is more like what it sounded like to me...particularly at the end where he talks about Daddy Trump coming after them with a rolled up newspaper.

 

[KaraBulut]

I wish I thought he was sincere. And not just afraid that all the blame will revolve back on him...because that is more like what it sounded like to me...particularly at the end where he talks about Daddy Trump coming after them with a rolled up newspaper.

He has another constituency: the airlines. Several of the airlines have been changing their financial forecasts for lower income because people are scared to fly.

The airlines complained about Sec Buttigieg fining them for failures. They wanted someone who didn't hold them accountable and they got what they asked for. After the election, they produced very sunny financial numbers for 2025, citing the booming economy that they expected. It hasn't worked out quite the way that they expected.

4 Major U.S. Airlines Just Cut Their Forecasts—Citing Dip In Consumer Confidence And Economic Uncertainty

Four major U.S. carriers—Delta, American, Southwest and JetBlue—have dimmed their outlooks for early 2025, acknowledging softer demand and lower consumer confidence.

www.forbes.com

 

[TX-Beau]

Pete Marocco, a State Department official who oversaw the dismantling of the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), has left the agency after less than three months, according to a senior Trump administration official. The official, who like others in this story spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss personnel matters, confirmed to The Washington Post on Monday that Marocco had stepped down. The reason for his departure, which was first reported by the Wall Street Journal, was not immediately clear...

MSN

www.msn.com

And now for Act 2.

 

[KaraBulut]

MSN

www.msn.com

And now for Act 2.

Needs a picture...

He came from Club for Growth. They hired him after Peter Thiel and Robert Mercer took over CFG and moved it to the far right. He was also at the Jan 6th riots but somehow was never charged.

He's from your neck of the woods, btw.

 

[rareboy]

MSN

www.msn.com

And now for Act 2.

I imagine this will be par for the course.

Destriy things and then get out so that the shit doesn't stick to you...or eventually to anyone.

 

[rareboy]

Trump's pick for US attorney for the District of Columbia has appeared on Russian Television more than 150 times.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/04/16/ed-martin-rt-sputnik-usattorney/

 

[KaraBulut]

There should be a journaling thread on JUB for "Stupid things that RFK Jr said this week".

Autism is an "epidemic". Measles, isn't. But autism is.

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www.npr.org

He promises that he's going to get to the bottom of the "autism epidemic" and he's going to have the answer to what is causing it by September.

Kennedy promises exhaustive studies to identify any environmental factors that may cause autism

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. warns children in the U.S. are being diagnosed with autism at an “alarming rate.”

apnews.com

RFK Jr says 1 in 31 children in the US have autism and it "destroys families".

The "on the spectrum" crowd isn't having it.

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[cityboy-stl]

This stuff about autism from RFK is really upsetting me.

 

[rareboy]

Hegseth's time at the pentagon has led to chaos and turmoil in the upper ranks.

As of Friday, he has also now lost his Chief of Staff.

It is clear he does not have the confidence of senior staff and also that he is an ideologue totally focused on all the wrong issues.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/18/defense-secretary-chief-of-staff-joe-kasper-departure-00299508