Humor-Satire Trump Staff Picks, Co-Conspirators and the Revolving Door of Departures [2024 Edition]

[rareboy]

Trump's Sharpei CD apparently arrested for reckless driving...what an ugly and evil looking creature. Is there one of them that doesn't look like a Batman villain?

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]

I mean. Seriously.

 

[rareboy]

Needs confirmation...but yeah...time to muzzle this rabid show dog's mouth.

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]

The Nuremburg defense....in her case, she will be hung out to dry. Tick Tock.

 

[KaraBulut]

From the New York Post, of all places...

America needs to hear ‘You’re fired!’ again, President Trump

If the second Trump term turns out to be like “The Apprentice” without “You’re fired!” its ratings are going to resemble Joe Biden’s.

nypost.com

America needs to hear ‘You’re fired!’ again, President Trump

Trump doesn’t have to admit error, either, but if he wants to keep winning after something’s clearly gone wrong in the public’s eye, he should send the message that his administration will do better...

The White House needs to rapidly turn the corner on Minneapolis, and obvious efforts to just change the subject won’t reassure nervous swing voters.

To move on, the prez should ax someone, get smart enforcement moving forward and then get to selling his big successes.

 

[KaraBulut]

Time for someone to lose their law license. And of course, she did this on a Friday and the same day that 2 million Epstein documents were released by the DOJ (6 weeks late).

 

[NotHardUp1]

Time for someone to lose their law license. And of course, she did this on a Friday and the same day that 2 million Epstein documents were released by the DOJ (6 weeks late).

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Surely this means the DOJ will begin arresting pastors and priests who organize protests against abortion clinics and public libraries, right?

 

[NotHardUp1]

Trump's Sharpei CD apparently arrested for reckless driving...what an ugly and evil looking creature. Is there one of them that doesn't look like a Batman villain?

At least Wo Fat looked cunning:

 

[NotHardUp1]

And Halligan told by another judge she must stop referring to herself as Prosecutor.

And the horse you rode in on.

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

 

[rareboy]

Time for someone to lose their law license. And of course, she did this on a Friday and the same day that 2 million Epstein documents were released by the DOJ (6 weeks late).

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The problem with trying to prosecute on the basis of this being a co-ordinated attack is that it wasn't.

At best, it was trespass and a misdemeanor.

Trying to make a federal case out of it shows how frightened and desperate TrumpCo. is.

 

[KaraBulut]

Surely this means the DOJ will begin arresting pastors and priests who organize protests against abortion clinics and public libraries, right?

If only.

Pastors are going to jail for sex crimes involving minors at a rate like I have never seen before. I mentioned in the Deplorables thread that I just can't keep up with posting examples- there's like 3-5 a week that I find. There's probably an equal number out there that I don't happen across.

It's not a good sign that there's an "Office of Faith" that was created by a Trump Executive Order (or to quote the EO, "establishment of the White House Faith Office" - an insult to the "Establishment Clause" of the Constitution). The Faith Office is headed by Paula White, the Florida megachurch grifter who has raked in billions of dollars from donors for her crazy religious grifting.

That's White in this picture released by the White House Press Office:


Get this- Paula White is a "Special Government Employee" (SGE), listed as a Special Advisor to the President. She has an office in the White House but doesn't earn a government salary. By having SGE status, White is exempted from governmental rules and laws that a paid employee would have to follow. This allows her to continue her grift.

Establishment of The White House Faith Office

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,

www.whitehouse.gov

Trump reestablishes White House Faith Office, places Paula White-Cain in charge

WASHINGTON (RNS) — As with his first administration, Trump is replacing the existing White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives.

religionnews.com

Paula White Ministries | Step into your Divine Destiny

Experience the power of faith, transformation, and breakthrough—your purpose is waiting, and the time to walk in it is now.

paulawhite.org

 

[NotHardUp1]

If only.

Pastors are going to jail for sex crimes involving minors at a rate like I have never seen before. I mentioned in the Deplorables thread that I just can't keep up with posting examples- there's like 3-5 a week that I find. There's probably an equal number out there that I don't happen across.

It's not a good sign that there's an "Office of Faith" that was created by a Trump Executive Order (or to quote the EO, "establishment of the White House Faith Office" - an insult to the "Establishment Clause" of the Constitution). The Faith Office is headed by Paula White, the Florida megachurch grifter who has raked in billions of dollars from donors for her crazy religious grifting.

That's White in this picture released by the White House Press Office:
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Get this- Paula White is a "Special Government Employee" (SGE), listed as a Special Advisor to the President. She has an office in the White House but doesn't earn a government salary. By having SGE status, White is exempted from governmental rules and laws that a paid employee would have to follow. This allows her to continue her grift.

Establishment of The White House Faith Office

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,

www.whitehouse.gov

Trump reestablishes White House Faith Office, places Paula White-Cain in charge

WASHINGTON (RNS) — As with his first administration, Trump is replacing the existing White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives.

religionnews.com

Paula White Ministries | Step into your Divine Destiny

Experience the power of faith, transformation, and breakthrough—your purpose is waiting, and the time to walk in it is now.

paulawhite.org

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I remember when the White House decades ago accepted a consulate or some such from the Vatican. It raised similar concerns.

 

[KaraBulut]

I remember when the White House decades ago accepted a consulate or some such from the Vatican. It raised similar concerns.

Remember "The Pope is going to move into the White House if we elect a Catholic?".

 

[rareboy]

^ I do. And guess what? It wasn't even the Pope who saw their chance. It was the ultra right Catholic white nationalists who realized that their fellow travellers should be in control of the SC.